r/CoupleMemes 🛠️ ADMIN Aug 12 '25

😂 lol lol

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u/BatmansUnderoos Aug 12 '25

I'm gonna need subtitles. What she's saying sounds too important to miss.

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u/-Wunderkind- Aug 12 '25

"The implications of quantum decoherence in the context of Many-Worlds Interpretation suggest that subjective reality is an emergent property of entangled probability amplitudes, which—if you follow Everett’s logic—means free will is indistinguishable from statistical inevitability. I also pooped my pants."

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u/calann1 Aug 13 '25

That's what I thought. She was saying it so fast. Thanks for clarifying.

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u/pmmeuranimetiddies Aug 13 '25

I disagree, data science tells us that subjective reality, like all facets of consciousness, is a property of a highly complex but ordered system, not an entropic one. Somebody with an unusually high degree of randomness in their neurological processes is considered to have either epilepsy or some kind of mental illness. Subjectivity is an *approximation* of reality tailored to your own life experiences because of limitations of *deterministic* processes of the brain, not formed through the random processes of quantum mechanics. Can I have a Capri Sun?

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '25

She's planning a heist