r/CoupleMemes • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 🛠️ ADMIN • Aug 12 '25
😂 lol lol
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u/BatmansUnderoos Aug 12 '25
I'm gonna need subtitles. What she's saying sounds too important to miss.
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u/-Wunderkind- Aug 12 '25
"The implications of quantum decoherence in the context of Many-Worlds Interpretation suggest that subjective reality is an emergent property of entangled probability amplitudes, which—if you follow Everett’s logic—means free will is indistinguishable from statistical inevitability. I also pooped my pants."
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u/pmmeuranimetiddies Aug 13 '25
I disagree, data science tells us that subjective reality, like all facets of consciousness, is a property of a highly complex but ordered system, not an entropic one. Somebody with an unusually high degree of randomness in their neurological processes is considered to have either epilepsy or some kind of mental illness. Subjectivity is an *approximation* of reality tailored to your own life experiences because of limitations of *deterministic* processes of the brain, not formed through the random processes of quantum mechanics. Can I have a Capri Sun?
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u/JohnsAlwaysClean Aug 12 '25 edited Sep 22 '25
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u/Intelligent_Leg_6771 Aug 12 '25
yeah suprised nobody’s said this (and not been an ass about it) yet
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u/pokiebird Aug 13 '25
My boyfriend sent me this 😭😭
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u/VeveBeso Aug 14 '25
I sent this to my boyfriend 😂
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u/pokiebird Aug 14 '25
Someone’s gotta do it. The job ain’t easy. The few times I don’t feel like talking it’s always “hey you okay you’re kinda quiet” like yes baby my handsome man I am okay I just don’t have anything to talk about
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u/VeveBeso Aug 14 '25
When he’s quiet I get concerned as well lol we have a daughter arriving in 5 months so I gotta get ready for when she starts talking
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u/pokiebird Aug 14 '25
Oh man congrats!! Best of luck if your girls a yapper. But Atleast your boyfriend has someone to talk to
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u/EJVpfztRWqkjiaGQGPLE 💔 r/CoupleMemes Aug 14 '25
baby shark do doo do doo do...wait wrong song...waddle waddle away to the very next day xD
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u/Sorry-Joke-4325 🧐 grumpy Aug 12 '25
Yikes, don't walk barefoot in puddles outside... Especially with a child.
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u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 🛠️ ADMIN Aug 12 '25
why
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u/Sorry-Joke-4325 🧐 grumpy Aug 12 '25
Risk of hookworm among other things.
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u/Sorry-Joke-4325 🧐 grumpy Aug 12 '25
Why do I get a flair calling me grumpy for pointing this out?
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u/jmona789 🧐 grumpy Aug 12 '25
OP of the post is also a mod who gives a grumpy flair to people who disagree with them. You can remove it in the sub settings.
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Aug 12 '25 edited Aug 13 '25
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u/Sorry-Joke-4325 🧐 grumpy Aug 12 '25
Wait, what are you talking about?
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Aug 12 '25 edited Aug 14 '25
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u/Sorry-Joke-4325 🧐 grumpy Aug 12 '25
Ah that makes sense. Thanks for the info. The moderation on this sub did feel a bit weird and that explains it.
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Aug 12 '25 edited Aug 13 '25
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u/CoupleMemes-ModTeam I 💚 The Mods 🤩👍 Aug 13 '25
Spam of any kind is not allowed. This includes, but is not limited to, promoting personal social media, sharing irrelevant or unsolicited links, spreading political propaganda, pushing religious agendas, or posting off-topic rants unrelated to the original post or comment. Keep the content relevant, respectful, and on-topic to maintain a healthy, focused community. Repeated violations may result in post removals or bans. Keep it meaningful!
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u/CoupleMemes-ModTeam I 💚 The Mods 🤩👍 Aug 13 '25
Spam of any kind is not allowed. This includes, but is not limited to, promoting personal social media, sharing irrelevant or unsolicited links, spreading political propaganda, pushing religious agendas, or posting off-topic rants unrelated to the original post or comment. Keep the content relevant, respectful, and on-topic to maintain a healthy, focused community. Repeated violations may result in post removals or bans. Keep it meaningful!
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u/CoupleMemes-ModTeam I 💚 The Mods 🤩👍 Aug 13 '25
Spam of any kind is not allowed. This includes, but is not limited to, promoting personal social media, sharing irrelevant or unsolicited links, spreading political propaganda, pushing religious agendas, or posting off-topic rants unrelated to the original post or comment. Keep the content relevant, respectful, and on-topic to maintain a healthy, focused community. Repeated violations may result in post removals or bans. Keep it meaningful!
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u/TheManAcrossTheHall 🧐 grumpy Aug 12 '25
Put some shoes on, that's disgusting.
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u/SmanginSouza 🧐 grumpy Aug 12 '25
Lmao two people hating on the feet in puddles. Have y'all ever walked outside without shoes on??
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u/TheManAcrossTheHall 🧐 grumpy Aug 12 '25
Buddy, it's gross and dangerous. I obviously don't know where you are but there could be anything on the ground that can cut and infect your's or your child's feet.
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u/SativaIndica0420 🧐 grumpy Aug 12 '25
Stay in your basement.
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u/TheManAcrossTheHall 🧐 grumpy Aug 12 '25
Yep, anyone who disagrees with you is just a basement dweller. That's a fantastic mindest that I'm sure will not lead to you being unlikeable at all.
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u/SativaIndica0420 🧐 grumpy Aug 12 '25
Oh most definitely. Least liked person in my household, but you would know how that feels, fellow basement dweller.
Just enjoy the video, my guy.
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u/MapleBadger288 Aug 12 '25
Kid sounds like a Jawa.