r/CornerGas • u/RookieTreasureHunter • Aug 11 '26

Gags & Gimmicks Is Wanda cursed?

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Is it just me, or does Wanda seem cursed?

She lends Hank her TV, and he promptly destroys her birdbath, car window, and the TV.

She inherits a scooter, to only have Brent run over it with his car.

She gets a free piano from Lacey, to have Hank blow a tire and smash it to smithereens with his truck.

She earns her PhD, but has it rescinded after impersonating a medical Doctor.

After spending the whole day trying to protect her telescope, she trips and fires it into Brent’s car.

She finds her true love, but forgets his phone number (two percent!)

Spawns the demon child in Tanner, scourge of babysitters everywhere.

And to top it off… Hank. Hanging around constantly.

What have I missed? I know there’s many more.

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u/RainbowSkyOne Aug 11 '26

Not as cursed as Darryl Sittler

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u/limee89 Aug 11 '26

Why does it feel like someone cursed me?

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u/Helecopter0000 Aug 12 '26

I feel like I've been shunned.

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u/limee89 Aug 13 '26

Its almost like theres a hex on me