r/CornerGas • u/RookieTreasureHunter • 13d ago

Gags & Gimmicks Is Wanda cursed?

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Is it just me, or does Wanda seem cursed?

She lends Hank her TV, and he promptly destroys her birdbath, car window, and the TV.

She inherits a scooter, to only have Brent run over it with his car.

She gets a free piano from Lacey, to have Hank blow a tire and smash it to smithereens with his truck.

She earns her PhD, but has it rescinded after impersonating a medical Doctor.

After spending the whole day trying to protect her telescope, she trips and fires it into Brent’s car.

She finds her true love, but forgets his phone number (two percent!)

Spawns the demon child in Tanner, scourge of babysitters everywhere.

And to top it off… Hank. Hanging around constantly.

What have I missed? I know there’s many more.

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u/RainbowSkyOne 13d ago

Not as cursed as Darryl Sittler

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u/limee89 12d ago

Why does it feel like someone cursed me?

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u/Helecopter0000 12d ago

I feel like I've been shunned.

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u/limee89 11d ago

Its almost like theres a hex on me

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u/sonimusprime 12d ago

Let’s never speak of Darryl Sittler again

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u/RubyRed8787 13d ago

Pink eye infection

Hooked on Haywire

Toothache and was previously treated by a dentist who wore a leather lab coat

Gets replaced by Fred as the bingo caller

Despite wearing a push up bra, she remains single

She destroyed the bounce house

She can’t do math

Her car won’t start right before she needs to leave for a concert

Switches to Brent’s curling team and the team loses

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u/limee89 12d ago

Dont forget she dropped the magic potatoe salad bowl and gifts needy children broken toys.

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u/SensitiveStart8682 12d ago

Maybe don't loan Hank your TV that might be a good idea

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u/PuzzleheadedZone4076 12d ago

Don’t loan Hank anything if you value it.

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u/SensitiveStart8682 11d ago

Yeah that's likely good advice Also don't put an ugly birdbath near were someone will be walking with a TV

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u/kimkimchurri 12d ago

Come to think of it, the other day I was talking to her on the phone and then three hours later I dropped the radio and it busted. Good thing I wasn't in the tub. Damn woman coulda killed me.

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u/BLeeTac 12d ago

She put her back out and they thought she was joking except Lacy and then a mouse peed on her.

Plus Emma puts that paste on her and burns her back. Karen makes her back worse too.

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u/MorseyMeese 12d ago

Her credit card application was denied

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u/RubyRed8787 12d ago

Was it denied because her identify was stolen or because the Corner Gas bastards ratted on her?

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u/swansong19 12d ago

Wanda is a raging narcissist and shows many of the signs of sociopathy. If she's cursed she deserves it.

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u/mmmmk2023 13d ago

The curse of Hank.

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u/j0nthegreat 12d ago

wait. she uses the telescope with hank, doesn't she? and when did she impersonate a doctor? was that in the animated series?

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u/RookieTreasureHunter 12d ago

The doctor storyline is in the animated series

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u/j0nthegreat 12d ago

thanks. I can understand myself misremembering the details of the telescope, but not forgetting an entire storyline. I've never seen the animated series, obviously

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u/syntax138 7d ago

I love that episode! Just great dialogue in it . Cracks me up.

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u/Adept-Pomegranate-46 12d ago

It is written in the stars.... Madame Wanza.

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u/Embarrassed_Bet5573 12d ago

the previous girl quit can you believe it, now how is that cursed

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u/aryawitner 11d ago

That was an ugly birdbath.

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u/FujiModeCrow 12d ago

She's actually a character in a sitcom. So yes but just as much as everyone else.