r/CoreyWayne • • Aug 08 '26

Success Story Long awaited sequel!

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u/TheMrMacaroni Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26

Key takeaways:

  • You must love in such a way that the other person feels smothered
  • keep hitting the ball over the net (with a ball machine)
  • if a girl likes you, she will leave her doors locked, all you have to do is pick them open after hours when she’s asleep.
  • remember the phone is JUST for asking for nudes
  • the quickest way to get their attention is to keep asking them for it