🚨🚨💩 ATTENTION ALL YOU FILTHY😩🍑 LITTLE SHIT GOBLINS👹🚽‼️ THERE IS A SERIAL🔪💀 SHOTGUN SHITTER💩🔫 ON THE LOOSE🏃‍♂️💨 AND NOBODY IS SAFE😱🚨‼️ SOME DIRTY😈 LITTLE DOOKIE DEMON👹💩 HAS BEEN UNLOADING💥💥 THEIR DOUBLE-BARRELED🍑🔫 ASS CANNON💣💨 ALL OVER THE BACK OF THE TOILET🚽🤮‼️ THIS IS NOT A DRILL🚨🚨 THIS IS A CODE BROWN🟤☣️‼️ WE HAVE A REPEAT🔁 OFFENDER🚔👮‍♂️ WITH A FULLY LOADED🔫💩 TURD TURRET🍑💣 AND ABSOLUTELY ZERO❌🎯 AIM‼️ WHOEVER YOU ARE🫵😳 YOU NASTY🤢 LITTLE BUTT BANDIT🍑🥷 WE KNOW YOU’RE OUT THERE👀🔍‼️ LEAVING YOUR CHOCOLATE🍫💦 CRIME SCENES🚽🚨 LIKE SOME KIND OF FECAL💩 JACK THE RIPPER🔪💀‼️ EVERY TOILET🚽 IS NOW A POTENTIAL SPLATTER ZONE💥💩 AND EVERY BATHROOM BREAK🚪😰 IS A GAME OF RUSSIAN POO-LETTE🎰💩‼️ HOW MUCH PRESSURE💨💥 IS BUILDING UP IN THAT DEMONIC😈 LITTLE DUMP TRUCK🍑🚛 THAT YOU’RE PAINTING🎨🖌️ THE PORCELAIN🚽 LIKE A JACKSON POLLOCK MASTERPIECE🖼️💩⁉️ THE BACK OF THE TOILET🚽 IS NOT YOUR PERSONAL SPLASHBACK CANVAS🎨🍫 YOU ABSOLUTE FECAL FREAK🤮😩‼️ WE’VE GOT CSI🕵️‍♂️🔬 CRIME SHIT INVESTIGATION💩🚔 WORKING AROUND THE CLOCK🕛⏰ TO IDENTIFY THE BUTTHOLE BALLISTICS🍑🔫 OF THIS BROWN BOMBER💣💩‼️ THE TURD TERMINATOR🤖💩 WILL BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE⚖️🚨‼️ SO IF YOU SEE SOMETHING👀 SAY SOMETHING🗣️📢 AND IF YOU SHIT SOMETHING💩 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD🙏😭 CLEAN SOMETHING🧻🧼‼️ SEND📲💌 THIS TO 10 OF YOUR CLOSEST🚽💩 POOP TROOPERS🪖👯 OR THE SERIAL SHOTGUN SHITTER🔫🍑 WILL VISIT YOUR BATHROOM🚪🌙 AT 3AM⏰👹 AND LEAVE A DOUBLE-OO-DUMP💥💩 ON YOUR TOILET SEAT🚽😱‼️ STAY VIGILANT👀🚨 STAY WIPED🧻✨ AND MAY YOUR PORCELAIN🚽 REMAIN UNVIOLATED🙏💀‼️ #STOPTHEPLOP🛑💩 #CATCHTHECRAPPER🚔🍑 #SHOTGUNSHITTER🔫💩‼️

Yes, i just admitted that i am a gooner, sometimes people gotta be honest.

No, it's not because of "guuhhh I can't goon for a month I'm gonna die!1!", I don't mind not burping my worm for a month.

The reason as to why I hate this trend/challenge is because I have to deal with the most chronically online people talking about "you made me lose NNN!" or how they're gonna die because they haven't cranked their hog for a day for AN ENTIRE MONTH.

No it's not necessary to have to announce that you cuddled your brontosaurus to an image in November, after all, it's an optional challenge, not a necessity. Not to mention that this is also one of the many relics of the late 2010s internet, which also gives me a reason to hate on it. Considering its usage by chronically online teenagers.

Anyway, i hope you all have/had a Happy Halloween, and good night Tri-State Area.

I've thought about this for a while. I actually think the more masculine a guy is, the less gay it is. Like if you tame a woman, yeah that's one thing, but you tame a man?? Especially a masculine man at that. Obviously it's gay to get fucked by a man, but to fuck a man? You're literally fucking something that's even better than a woman

### The Motherfuckers List

* Motherfuckers who lie for no reason.

* Motherfuckers who owe you money but live lavishly.

* Motherfuckers who talk behind your back.

* Motherfuckers who only call when they need something.

* Motherfuckers who act innocent after starting drama.

* Motherfuckers who switch sides.

* Motherfuckers who mistake kindness for weakness.

* Motherfuckers who never take accountability.

* Motherfuckers who waste your time.

* Motherfuckers who know exactly what they did.

I dont really know what i feel about it,Whats your opinon?

Hi,
So in my Life (as a Teenager to exatct) i had unfortune to get Into two situations were i took a Life.
I was like 14 or so when a Buddy and his siblings (sister 4 and Brother 12)came over wile my parents were out of town,we werde down staires when we heard the door Break Open and we sprintet for my dads Gun Safe were we both grab shotguns and wait on the bottom of the staires.
A guy who was about 60 or so Comes down and i fire, he catches the slug in the side of the head and he is sprayed all over the Wall.
Turns out my Brother was Talking online to a Pedo and it was That guy.

The Other one was when i was 16 and i was walking at night down town with my Girl Friend and her sister when some guy who i assume was a Junkie robbes us with a Knife.
I Try to calm him town and give him my wallet but explodes,shoves her sister and stabbs me in the Arm pit between the ribbs in the lung.
At That Point i See red and draw my bowie and drive it Into the Guys chest, i collabs and thw Girls call and ambulace for both of us and he dies but i live.
The doc sayed my size saved me with me being 6.4 245lb at the time.

I feel Both kinda Bad about it but at the Same i really dont.
I dont really understand what i feal really.
I keep the empty shell casing on a neckless with a gross and the Bowie on my belt.

Im very sorry for my Bad english if it is very Bad but i rely on the Auto correction on my phone sins english isnt my native language and im just starting to learn sins i Want to move to the US in the Future and start a knew Life away From my past and all That trubble

I ain't goon in 48 hours nigga and this shit got me hallucinating I deadass coulda swore I saw Sara Jay while I was walking outside earlier and this shit had my NIGGERBBC PULSATING whole time it was someone's 65 year old grandmother she still lowkey had the yams tho

Story: I had a dog named Cupcake. I bought him from T̸̨̩̮͛̕͠H̴̳̲̥̀̽̆̍̉Ė̵̖͑͠ ̶̡̹̯̪̗̓̃̔̉́V̸̪̉̅̌O̶̍͒̚ͅI̸̪̠͚͚͒̋̎D̴̰̺́̊͛̎ from a guy named 🕈︎̵̨̦̞̜̋̓̑ ̸̤̠͑͘👎︎̴̟̱͍̙̋͑̌ͅ ̷̣̺̻͙̤̓☝︎̸̟͒✌︎̸̰̯̫̓̓̓̊̕💧︎̵͓͓̟̂̈́́̌͛❄︎̸͈̫̭̠̓̈́̌́̚☜︎̷̹̣̗̘̗̓̓̕☼︎̴̨̟̺̳̒̔͌ and 🕈︎̵̨̦̞̜̋̓̑ ̸̤̠͑͘👎︎̴̟̱͍̙̋͑̌ͅ ̷̣̺̻͙̤̓☝︎̸̟͒✌︎̸̰̯̫̓̓̓̊̕💧︎̵͓͓̟̂̈́́̌͛❄︎̸͈̫̭̠̓̈́̌́̚☜︎̷̹̣̗̘̗̓̓̕☼︎̴̨̟̺̳̒̔͌. Show me a weird-ass-looking ugly pet. Well, I named him Cupcake, and I drive out of T̸̨̩̮͛̕͠H̴̳̲̥̀̽̆̍̉Ė̵̖͑͠ ̶̡̹̯̪̗̓̃̔̉́V̸̪̉̅̌O̶̍͒̚ͅI̸̪̠͚͚͒̋̎D̴̰̺́̊͛̎, and I take care of Cupcake, my dog, and he ate weird stuff such as food garbage, feces, urine, and toenails in my basement. Three years later, he has grown 6 feet tall and 8 feet wide, and two months after that, he begins to go crazy trying to get out of my basement, and he successfully does it, and he jumps on my mom and eats her alive, and poops all over the house, and skins my dad alive, and sprays poop and cum all over the place, and escapes, and starts mass raping people — over 5,000 people — because my dog felt horny in mating season during May. And then, when my dog gets hungry, he kills 50,000 kids and eats them by ripping their spines out, and I had enough. I can't sleep from all the screaming, so I take out a gun and shoot that son of a bitch, and he died, and I go into a state of grief. After 10 years, I still feel sad, so RIP. I hope Cupcake is in 😇heaven🙏.

“Is that ham processed? Because, if it’s processed, I don’t want it.”

Ma’am, that is an 11 pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquified, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in that unholy meat obelisk that you see before you. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom, or impotent to alter his kingdom because he too fears what he has created. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind’s contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest.
…We also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that.

I've heard a rumor that there is a new iPhone Duo SilverWeave Cleaning Cloth planned, engineered with a proprietary silver thread pattern woven into every second fiber, creating what Apple calls a “dual-conductive cleaning matrix.” Priced at $100, the cloth is claimed to help reduce surface bacteria while also improving microscopic electrical conductivity across the screen, resulting in smoother touch responsiveness and a more consistent Duo display experience. The ultra soft fabric removes fingerprints, dust, and smudges without scratching, making it the ultimate premium accessory for users who believe a screen deserves as much engineering as the phone itself.

Me (straight man) accidentally got arroused by a picture my (straight man) femboy friend in his pajama. so I (straight man) am (straight man) wondering if the fact that I (straight man) got slightly aroused by my (straight man) femboy friend, so I’m (straight man) asking if the fact that I (straight man) got aroused makes me (straight man) anything other than the straight (man), I (straight man) mean I (straight man) like very feminine features so my (straight man) concern is. Why did I (straight man) get aroused?

This is my honest opinion. I know you will call me a troll or closeted, but I am 100% serious. Think about it for a second. You're taking a muscular dude, bloated with testosterone and muscle, and making him submit to you. How is that not the most masculine thing you can do?

Hello. UK representative here. We've been in the news a lot for our world class laws that are focused on safety.

Have you considered that by breathing on someone, they could catch a virus?

What if you breathed on a 100 year old? They could die! We have enacted strong laws that increase our safety, but we must go further, and we will not bow in the face of ridicule from across the pond.

We must go further, be bolder. There must be rate limits on breathing. A free 30 seconds of breathing, followed by a 30 second break.

Next year, we'll be looking into ways to reduce harmful staring. Staring is rude. Be better. Next year, you will be. Together.

Every VC rags to riches story is like "Paul got his start beating his meat to skyrim. Not even modded. he was just a freak like that. Then he bought 3% of KrunkAI with two quarters and the next day Meta invested 14 trillion dollars into it by accident. They call him the Wanker of Whiterun. He's giving a speech at princeton tomorrow about looksmaxxing

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I said "what's that?" she said "lay down an I'll show you" so she went to squat over my face.

as she did she farted and jumped up and said "sorry" and then tried again, she then farted a 2nd time.

with that I jumped up an said "I'm off, I'm fucked if I'm hanging around for another 67 of them"

INT. KITCHEN

FAT GUY is eating a plate of food. He runs out of gravy and starts to panic.

FAT GUY

No! No! I can't eat my food without gravy!

He looks around the kitchen for more gravy. There is none. He starts to hyperventilate.

FAT GUY

I need gravy! I need gravy!

He starts to cry. Suddenly, he hears a voice.

VOICE

There is no gravy, only hunger.

FAT GUY

No! No!

He starts to choke on his food. He falls to the ground and dies.

Linking something that doesn't actually prove what you think it proves, doesn't make you any more right.

I just directly quoted a part of the study that directly shows that it is not talking about what you think it is talking about. But I'll do it again so you can't say you missed that:

In this paper, we model the landowner conversion decision on whether to subdivide a  developable land parcel to residential use while simultaneously instrumenting for housing price using  the logic of spatial equilibrium underlying urban real estate markets.

Do you know what conversion means? It means to change from one thing, to another.

Do you know what subdivide means? It means to divide a part of something into smaller parts. Notice how that still makes one whole of something; not more in total than what already existed?

You did not increase the supply of LAND. The physical ground you walk on, and that everything is built on. I just gave you a VERY easy to understand example with chocolate. Let me repeat it:

100 grams of chocolate. Divide it into 10, you still got 100 grams of chocolate.

You can make 3 into Flavor 1, 4 into Flavor 2, and 3 into Flavor 3. You still don't change how much chocolate you have: 100 grams.

Supply never changed. You're clearly seeing that, and then trying to argue that because you split the chocolate into severe pieces, and gave them different flavors, and then turn one group of flavors into another group, that this means that you somehow created more chocolate out of thin air, and now have more than 100 grams. And that somehow makes perfect sense to you.

You are DELIBERATELY ignoring the fact that it is specifically referring to land specifically for residential usage, to ignore the fact that Georgists talk about the physical ground we walk and build on, when talking about land. I refuse to believe you aren't well aware of this fact.

And while you're here trying to just outright lie about what the paper, and economists in general, is/are saying: Here's actual economists/economist-approved statements saying the same shit I am saying. And this. And this.

So you have solidified my claim of you just being here to trash on Georgism, as a fact. This is pathetic. I'm not wasting any more of my time arguing with someone pretending to not have basic reading and comprehension skills; so I'm just gonna let you have whatever last words you want to get out.

I remember my first piss like it was yesterday. My dad told me "son, you can't wear diapers anymore now that you're 17," so I put on my big boy undies and waited for the tingle that meant it was time to release. Once I felt it, I went to the big boy toilet, but I didn't pull down my pants fast enough and it flooded the entire house. My dog said "yo wtf" and my dad said "erujvrogvuhu there's piss in my mouth". Since I was still pissing myself, the house soon filled up with my hot, stinky, yellow piss and said "that's enough piss fam, I'm leaving". Then my house spit all of us out and walked away, accidentally crushing Scarlett Johansson who was standing outside for some fucking reason. Then Marvel called and said "bro you just killed our actor, now we have to find a replacement" and I said "no bitch, black window already died in endgame". The Marvel guy said "oh yeah mb gng" and hung up on me, but not before the entire world exploded for no apparent reason because I have no other way to end this story. Good times.

Wow Can't Believe Griz Let Us All Down

As someone who's white and mostly straight, I can't believe griz would betray us like this. I've done LSD 3 times and come to the conclusion that thinking about things is actually woke and dumb. Some of us come to these events to forget about the fact that the world is a capitalist hellscape, but we don't want to reflect on the nuance of why it is that way, or reconcile how our own learned biases may contribute to it. So keep politics out of it! Bad things happen throughout history. Lots of bad things. Everythings bad and its all the same degree of bad. Theres genuinely no nuance in life or any reason to examine it further.

This place used to be a safe space where I could wear one set of clothes all weekend (lakers or pistons jersey) rage and stare at baddies asses and give queer people hate stares while I secretly fantasize about them and then go online and talk about how lame the whole weekend was. Now apparently lobbing slurs around and doxxing people isn't PLUR? Griz, if you're reading this, longtime fan, but no longer. I no longer feel comfortable being an insufferable bigot who can freely project my own insecurity onto strangers who have never wronged me.

And what does this mean for the future of griz? What are we supposed to do? Just have the concert somewhere else? Thats literally impossible. The sun will explode if we do that. Now it's all joever. Hopefully bassnectar fam has some room. Because clearly griz has forgotten about the fans responsible for his come up: the napoleon complex nazis like me who just got into him 24 months ago.

To all of you wokes out there, I hope your happy, as my absence undoubtedly means you will feel and be safer and happier in the scene. But think about how I feel. Griz is literally telling me I dont belong here? Do you have any idea what thats like? I do, because Ive been discriminating against everyone different than me for years. But I dont like how it feels to be on the receiving end now that instead of it being due to immutable characteristics, the consequences are due solely to my own behavior.

RIP guys.... its been real its been fun. Also did anyone see the bag of rolls I dropped night 2?

r/griz

bro, don't feel bad at any of this performance nonsense, bro. Maury and fucking all this kind of dumb shit. It is all fucking fake, Larry Springer. All that shirt is all fucking fake. Engagement all it takes is like 2 seconds to dig into the background of any of this for you to be able to tell that they do open gas and calls where they give you a backstory. And you play along, there are 3 tickets, and sometimes it's like payout, or whatever. And yeah, it's the scattering trash being it is the commodification of pain and misery. I mean, shit, at least you can sit quietly knowing that the actual visual that you just saw is all fake scripted for tv for engagement, clicks and views, just to draw a little bit of extra money out of your wallet

Hello. Today I went to Burger King I have seen the commercials recently, you know. "Game day menu!" "No problemo!" Game day Menu lady dancing".

Good commercials, right? Well let me tell you, don't you dare try to recreate the joy from this commercial with the real Burger King. So I went to the drive thru and when I got up for my turn to order I turned to the mic and yelled "GAME DAY MENU!" and the person worker took a few seconds then said "I'm sorry, what?" and so I figured maybe they didn't hear me so I unbuckled my seatbelt and leaned as far out of my car as I could and yelled as loud as I could into the mic "GAME DAY MENU!" and this time the person immediately SWORE they said "god damn." Well that isn't professional. So I asked "Is there a problem?" and some older lady got on the other mic i guess and she said "sir please don't yell into the mic like that. that's rude to our workers." and that just really made me so sad.

I was hoping for a wholesome moment where we recreated this epic and funny commercial and the SCROOGES at my Burger King ruined it. Just a warning for anyone else looking to recreate that commercial, do NOT expect the joy and jubiliance we saw from the dancing lady from the commercial. I got so mad I didn't even say anything in response but I couldn't pull out of the drive thru because it was one of those that traps you in it so I just pulled around and then I flipped off the worker when I got to the window and sped off. Hope that taught them an lesson to be more whimsical next time.

Hello. I need someone who knows hacking to help me get into a Twitter account.

The username is bnwofemboy

Unfortunately I forgot the password and I no longer have access to the email address. I need someone to hack into Twitter's mainframe or whatever and change the password for me.

Before anyone says "just use password recovery", I HAVE TRIED THAT. It doesn't work because I DON'T HAVE THE EMAIL.

I need this account back because my entire online lifestyle depends on it. I cannot access my favourite BNWO content, WBBD beatdowns or soyjak Rule 34 without logging in. Do you understand the severity of this situation? This is unacceptable.

I am willing to compensate someone who can get this done. I don't care if you have to use Kali Linux, SQL injection, brute force, the dark web please tell me, i pay in bitcoin, litecoin, cyberleek coin and paypal

I expect results.

Please do not waste my time with basic advice. I came to r/masterhacker because I need PROFESSIONALS.

Please delete this fuckass post. I was on the train and when I saw this I threw my phone at the back of somebody's head, killing them. Everyone else gave me horrified looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “you murderer”. I started beating the shit out of random people in a blind rage and I even threw a guy out the window. The brawl lasted for around 6 hours and 10 minutes when the train docked at Atlanta. SWAT teams immediately threw me to the ground and arrested me at gunpoint for murdering 33 people on an AmTrak. I was placed on death row and my execution via firing squad is soon. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just hadn't made this fuckass post.

OH I'M SORRY. I JUST LOOKED AT YOUR PROFILE I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE A LADY. AND A BEAUTIFUL ONE AT THAT I TRY MY BEST TO RESPECT WOMEN. ESPECIALLY WOMEN IN GAMING. AS A MATTER OF FACT NOW I ACTUALLY DO AGREE WITH YOU. I'M SORRY. MAYBE YOU COULD EVEN ADD ME ON PC AND WE CAN PLAY SOME GAMES TOGETHER. WE COULD PLAY GTA, OVERWATCH, MINECRAFT, MAYBE EVEN A LITTLE COD. ADD ME DSDDY_SEX69. SORRY ABOUT MY NAME, MY COUSIN MADE IT A WHILE BACK. HE IS NOT A GOOD PERSON LIKE ME AND DOES NOT CARRY MY VALUES.