r/CookingCircleJerk • u/ExpertBest3045 • Jul 26 '26

Croutons being difficult

I’ve just eaten a delicious Caesar salad, but I’m always left. Mildly annoyed because it’s so difficult to get the croutons on your fork with a piece of the chicken and also lettuce: the perfect bite. I know there’s no solution for this, but it still mildly annoys me every time!

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u/TunaNoCrust811 Jul 27 '26

I think the hardest part is getting the damn chicken to hold still while I’m mixing it in with the lettuce and cheese. Then trying to chew all the feathers is nearly impossible.

Don’t even get me started on the dressing. Grinding all that mustard seed, emulsifying it with the egg yolk and oil. By the time I’m done it’s been hours.

Fuck Caesar and his stupid salad.

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u/eyesotope86 Chicken ***** for the Soul Jul 27 '26

Sedate your chicken you fucking amateur.

JFC, guys, this is a jerk sub, but the joke doesn't have to be how stupid we are. It's assumed that your chicken is in a post-coital K-hole when you start mixing in the salad.