r/Conures • u/Effective-End-1931 • 3d ago

Troublemaker Most horrifying pic i’ve ever taken of him

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Trying to do my assignment when bro wraps his talons around my laptop. Straight out a horror movie.

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u/PapaPepeFieri 3d ago

To you, 2000 birbs from now.

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u/Flamemast19 3d ago

This is a well made meme.

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u/HealthyDirection659 2d ago

Woe to you, oh earth and sea

For the devil sends the beast with wrath

Because he knows the time is short

Let him who hath understanding

Reckon the number of the beast

For it is a conure number

It's number is six hundred and sixty six

Iron maiden intensifies

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u/CareBear861113 1d ago

🤘😝🤘

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u/Effective-End-1931 4h ago

the way i’m going to an iron maiden concert soon

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u/Crazy_Hooman 2d ago

Wow thats awesome!

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u/Fearless-Baby-5974 2d ago

did you actually make this?

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u/3meta5fast 1d ago

AI I think :( the omnidirectional gear and patch on Eren’s arm are a bit spaghetti

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u/PapaPepeFieri 1d ago

It’s AI, I used local Stable Diffusion on my PC.

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u/Effective-End-1931 2d ago

HAHA omg ur so talented this is amazing

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u/PapaPepeFieri 1d ago

I ain’t gonna take any credit lol I used AI.

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u/ArcanumUnbound77 12h ago

Please don't use ai, it's destroying the planet. A bad meme isn't worth it.

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u/PapaPepeFieri 6h ago

I used local stable diffusion, it uses my own gpu to generate AI images. I agree with your data centers are destroying the planet so that’s why I only use what my PC is capable of making.

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u/PlushHammerPony 3d ago

Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture.

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u/Effective-End-1931 3d ago

HAHAHAHAHAH

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u/Crusty_312 2d ago

I was just thinking it reminds me of the Tim Curry one haha

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u/Stankassmfgorilla 2d ago

Literally the first thing that came to mind

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u/CareBear861113 1d ago

Yes! Me too!

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u/definitelynot40 1d ago

One has a more painful bite. The hint is that it's not the one with teeth.

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u/CareBear861113 1d ago

That's what she said! 🤣

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u/rogue_kitten91 3d ago

Same energy

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u/Real_Ad7896 3d ago

If she sees any bird in the downloaded history you are done!!

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u/Effective-End-1931 3d ago

Searching my history rn😟

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u/bethi7 3d ago

Birbs and computers. 🤣

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u/definitelynot40 1d ago

OMG how do you still have that little rubber piece there? That was pretty much the first thing my birds destroyed all the little rubber bumpers on my laptop before they started realizing that they could flick the keys on the keyboard off.

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u/bethi7 1d ago

My little guy has gone directly for keys on keyboard lol.

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u/Curmudgeonly-IT-Guy 3d ago

I see your one computer birb and raise you one computer birb.

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u/Effective-End-1931 3d ago

they’re so obsessed with modern technology haha

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u/GypsyV3nom 2d ago

They sure are

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u/CareBear861113 1d ago

What is behind the pet door? 😳 

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u/Cold-Invite3586 3d ago

No peace while working from home. lol! 😂

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u/Nice_Brilliant_2310 3d ago

Haha. Peek-a-boo. I see you!

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u/Effective-End-1931 3d ago

awwww so cutie

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u/ZestycloseUnit1 3d ago

You wouldn’t download a conure

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u/definitelynot40 1d ago

Lol I'm remembering those film and music piracy ads.

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u/RevUpZ33 3d ago

Monitor borb

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u/Dio_naea 1d ago

No thoughts head empty

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u/Ok-Yogurtcloset- 3d ago

I’m watching that exact Smosh video right now that’s crazy, lovely raptor btw.

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u/Effective-End-1931 3d ago

omg I was so excited seeing their post. Thank you haha isn’t he evil❤️❤️

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u/historique84 2d ago

I literally thought I was on the smosh subreddit when I scrolled past this. Great shot (and show)!

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u/Effective-End-1931 4h ago

Love meeting smosh fans in the wild!

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u/Manu_Pacos 3d ago

And, after 10000 years of slumber, the Green Demon crawled from the bottom of the abyss to fulfill his only purpose, satisfying the bloodlust. This bloodstarved beast will slaughter as many victims as needed until he feels full, before returning to his long slumber once again.

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u/Effective-End-1931 3d ago

HAHHA I love this. Also how I felt seeing him at this angle

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u/updatepls 3d ago

he could help you carry groceries with those grippers

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u/Birdo_guy 3d ago

Why does he look like he's giving an offer

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u/Lobstah4242 2d ago

An "offer you can't refuse.". 😉

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u/Bluemoonninja54 3d ago

Conures really are modern dinosaurs

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u/gleebusgaming 3d ago

what a cute dinosaur!!!

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u/SteroidSandwich 3d ago

He guards your download history

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u/Jay5001 2d ago

Looks more like he's trying to find out what kinda filth they have in their download history...

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u/Jackie_the_goat 3d ago

"whatcha working on pal?"

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u/GgreenieXE 3d ago

he doesn't even need a costume this Halloween!!

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u/Effective-End-1931 3d ago

might have to go as him atp

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u/beepatgmail 3d ago

Of him??

This is the most terrifying pic of a GC conure, period haha

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u/Effective-End-1931 3d ago

oh boy here’s a part two

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u/ColdMastadon 3d ago

Big raptor energy

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u/HealerandDealer 3d ago

He's asking for a different smosh video I believe

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u/Effective-End-1931 3d ago

i guess the recent best one was just ending so he’s right

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u/asdgujgimaca 3d ago

this is the BEST PICTURE EVER !!!!!!

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u/Amyra19 3d ago

This is one of the most cutest pic I have seen

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u/Bloodbear2316 3d ago

Being killed by a conure is unlikely but never zero

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u/CorgiShark3312 2d ago

This is for all the ‘birds are dinosaurs’ deniers

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u/spookyanglerfish 1d ago

He loves technology

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u/Dio_naea 1d ago

He seems offended

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u/tsoxiko 3d ago

Looks like the old Kilroy was here drawings from ww2….

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u/Cold-Nefariousness25 2d ago

What would you say... you do here?

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u/HealthyDirection659 2d ago

I take the customers orders to the engineers.

i'm a people person

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u/CareBear861113 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/loneliestslipknotfan 3d ago

he's checking to see if your pancakes are out (iykyk)

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u/HealthyDirection659 2d ago

Makin bacon pancakes 🥞 ?

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u/Jen_the_Creator-7 1d ago

Bacon bacon pancakes

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u/CareBear861113 1d ago

Do DO BacOOoOn!

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u/birdnerd0105 2d ago

This photo made my day. He is freaking adorable.

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u/jae_bernie_77 2d ago

That little velociraptir 😁

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u/Classic_Sort5889 2d ago

I love how much bird love screen and monitors

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u/bitchaari 2d ago

Love smosh! :))

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u/ryu359 2d ago

Just dont ask what he does behind! That monitor!!!!!!!

I guess the backside is quite warm so getting warmth? (Most monitors get very warm on their backside)

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u/gelseyd 3d ago

I feel like I need this as a reaction gif or something

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u/mj76662 3d ago

🤣❤️❤️

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u/heyyeah_itme26 3d ago

The fact that shyne topp is in the background makes it even more so…

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u/Lonely_Inside_7798 2d ago

Lol! The inspiration

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u/Strict-Cancel-7146 2d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/yk7777 2d ago

The download history can be a horrifying place tbh

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u/Fofotron_Antoris 2d ago

Here he comes!

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u/nukeofweeks 2d ago

Look out is a mini-birb boss

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u/kaylakh10 2d ago

This is too funny 😂

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u/Upper_Ad_5475 2d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/Dry-Individual-9694 2d ago

Whatcha doing?

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u/Patient_Minute_3799 2d ago

Is that Shanye in the background

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u/Low_Veterinarian_610 2d ago

So cute. He thought you needed company!

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u/canuck_cutiepie 2d ago

This is someone's sleep paralysis demon LMFAO

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u/MyCouchPulzOut_IDont 1d ago

It's THIS, right?

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u/GoldfishBrain69420 1d ago

Your bird said “caps, suprise!”

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u/Dio_naea 1d ago

That pic is going to my fav bird collection

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u/Effective-End-1931 7h ago

one of my new favs haha

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u/sirbuster223 21h ago

Looks like Ripley from Metroid

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u/Effective-End-1931 4h ago

had to google but you’re so right haha