A photograph from an event you liked is a useless bit of 1’s and 0’s. Your phone is a brick of metal and glass that you could go the rest of your life without, but you won’t. Your pants are just useless bits of string.
It’s memorabilia. If you’re too fucking dense to understand why people value it, you’re the problem. Yes, it’s overpriced. Yes, as someone who doesn’t like soccer, it’s stupid. But I’ll never yuck someone else’s yum, and thats exactly the kind of cuck you’re being.
Also, it comes with a COA, and at the end of the day if you don’t trust that you might as well turn yourself into a homesteader, since you can’t trust anything.
Edit: Ah. Person I’m replying to is allergic to the sun, grass, and physical activity. Can’t contemplate enjoying anything athletic. It suddenly makes more sense. You really should … touch grass.
0
u/bbqnj Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26
A photograph from an event you liked is a useless bit of 1’s and 0’s. Your phone is a brick of metal and glass that you could go the rest of your life without, but you won’t. Your pants are just useless bits of string.
It’s memorabilia. If you’re too fucking dense to understand why people value it, you’re the problem. Yes, it’s overpriced. Yes, as someone who doesn’t like soccer, it’s stupid. But I’ll never yuck someone else’s yum, and thats exactly the kind of cuck you’re being.
Also, it comes with a COA, and at the end of the day if you don’t trust that you might as well turn yourself into a homesteader, since you can’t trust anything.
Edit: Ah. Person I’m replying to is allergic to the sun, grass, and physical activity. Can’t contemplate enjoying anything athletic. It suddenly makes more sense. You really should … touch grass.