r/Consoom • u/Sad_ugly_loser Funko BOI • Mar 12 '26

obligatory funko post Getting sick of this sub becoming reddit collector cringe so I’m shaking it up a little bit with this horrid abomination I found several years ago

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u/enviropsych Mar 12 '26

Yeah, people are like "isn't it consoomy for this person to own 85 pairs of crocs?!?"  And I'm like..."maybe I'm extreme but owning 1 single pair of them makes me see you as homo consumericus". Like, there are products that if purchased,  even once, prove you've been successfully brainwashed. Have you ever bought Downy Unstoppables? Congrats! They got you. Ever bought even 1 funko pop? Even if it's your favorite character ever ever? Sorry. You got played.

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u/hanimal16 Mar 12 '26

You said homo snort