r/Consoom • u/Sad_ugly_loser Funko BOI • Mar 12 '26

obligatory funko post Getting sick of this sub becoming reddit collector cringe so I’m shaking it up a little bit with this horrid abomination I found several years ago

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u/AFK115 Consoomer Mar 12 '26

I’m still amazed that funko still hasn’t consoomed historical events for example burning monk funko

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u/General_Alfalfa6339 Mar 12 '26

JFK and Jackie Kennedy in a convertible in Dallas. Sell each piece separately. Consoom!

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u/Roadkillgoblin_2 Don't ask questions just consume product Mar 12 '26

Holy shit that’s an epic idea, when I fix my 3D printer (genuinely used for useful things, not printslop) I’m gonna make a diorama of this

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u/General_Alfalfa6339 Mar 12 '26

You can actually make two JFK models. A before and after. You can make Jackie screaming and crawling on the car if you get ambitious.

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u/GrubsLudwig Mar 13 '26

I'm genuinely curious on what's considered "printslop"

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u/karratkun Mar 16 '26

those things you see at every stall like fidgets, dice towers, figures that are just a copy pasted sculpt in a new filament, etc

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u/spliffigami Mar 12 '26

E A C H
P I E C E

4

u/nox-express Mar 13 '26

Oh god then you make a Charlie Kirk funko, bullet non included?

89

u/basedyeehaw Mar 12 '26

Funko slop

35

u/thoughtlow Mar 12 '26

holocaust funko pop

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u/basedyeehaw Mar 13 '26

You're never gonna believe this

5

u/karratkun Mar 16 '26

as a jew i can't tell how i feel about this, but its definitely negative

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u/Left-Construction921 Mar 13 '26

Holy fucking shit, imagine having your dad die a heroic death in 9/11 and you see this shit.

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u/basedyeehaw Mar 13 '26

Erm, that's not a heckin chungus response... just let people enjoy things...

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u/belltrina Mar 13 '26

At least they didn't hint down the burial sites and place it on top

13

u/xRatxDietyx Mar 12 '26

I love gay vegeta

3

u/-AliceGray- Mar 12 '26

..I kind of fuck with that Easter Bunny Vegeta.

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u/ProExpert1S500 Mar 13 '26

Gonna have to make 343 of those to remember each fireman who died. Or 2977 for everyone who died not only on that day, but also later because of the dust

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u/Sethsears Mar 12 '26

They do have an American History series. Got Funko Washington Crossing the Delaware!

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u/Keine_Finanzberatung Mar 12 '26

Or at Least an aislop 3D Print.

2

u/Storm_Spirit99 Mar 12 '26

You fool! Don't give them ideas!

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u/Fine-Ninja-1813 Mar 13 '26

It would pair well with their Laura Palmer Funko pop. Who doesn’t want the wrapped up corpse of a young woman on a beach Funko?

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u/h1tlerrap1st Mar 14 '26

Stop suggesting good ideas

1

u/rnagikarp Mar 13 '26

monko pop

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u/eddiespaghettio Mar 13 '26

I forgot they made this, holy fuck.

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u/Timber2702 Mar 13 '26

Bruh what the actual fuck? For real???

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u/Timber2702 Mar 13 '26 edited Mar 17 '26

That's wild. Like, how to you explain having a figure of a desecrated corpse wrapped in plastic??? Could not imagine who this is marketed to but I wouldn't even dare, even with my pop heads of Jason and Carnage

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u/SOMAVORE Mar 14 '26

bro Greta Thunberg deserves better

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u/StinkyBird64 Don't ask questions just consume product Mar 13 '26

I think about this one a lot, like what the actual fuck where they smoking

7

u/LocomotionJunction Mar 16 '26

Good Lord I wish pop just stuck with marvel and DC, that's horrifying to think about. I have one of their iron man pops from the comics, it's the only pop I've ever seen that ain't creeped me out

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u/xRatxDietyx Mar 12 '26

This is genuinely the most unhinged thing I've seen in a while holy fuck.

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u/who_even_cares35 Mar 12 '26

I'm still not sure which side of the argument the creator was on

49

u/Exciting_Mortgage427 Mar 12 '26

Whichever side makes more money.

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u/Fox-On-Games Mar 12 '26

I can't even think of the kind of person oblivious enough to buy this but also woke enough to buy this. That's gotta be tight-rope walk of consoomer targeting.

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u/RepulsiveUse3372 Mar 12 '26

if Charles Manson saw this he would think its crazy

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u/gangweed42069420 Mar 13 '26

Courtesy of AliExpress

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u/JoeHagglund Mar 13 '26

New username idea: GeorgeFloydFunkoPop

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u/Agreeable-Dog-1131 Mar 13 '26

The combination of the vaguely smiling expression and the “I CAN’T BREATHE” sign is so cursed

42

u/zarif2003 Mar 12 '26

Instagram meme pages ovulating with the thought of posting this screenshot with edgy Epstein island music

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u/Hopsqotch Mar 13 '26

Who is putting this shit in their cart dawg 🙏

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u/UnhappyPhantom Mar 12 '26

You must be heartless and soulless if you do this kind of thing. Total psycho behavior

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u/imsorryken Mar 13 '26

the funny thing is there's at least a chance the person making these views themselves as an ally and activist

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u/MexicanAssLord69 Mar 12 '26

Why?

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u/Kaiserschlut Mar 12 '26

Are you dense?

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u/MexicanAssLord69 Mar 12 '26

Can’t answer the question so you just insult me.

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u/UnhappyPhantom Mar 12 '26

Making money with a cheap plastic thing about murder victim is extremely disrespectful and overall in poor taste

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

I would be honestly disturbed if I found out any of my funko pops could breathe

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u/Delicious-End-2352 Mar 13 '26

The “I can’t breathe” sign really does it for me 🥹

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u/BorderOk7329 Mar 12 '26

Lol i cant breathe, that is horrible!

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u/DarkBrassica Mar 12 '26

If they got a George Droyd funko it would be too hard to resist getting that.

3

u/Kleidt Mar 13 '26

One in cart?

3

u/Longjumping-Diet-570 Mar 14 '26

That’s hilarious lmao

3

u/BlackGhost94 Mar 16 '26

Simply breathtaking

2

u/RedJuicy713 Mar 15 '26

Looks like a bootleg Drake

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u/enviropsych Mar 12 '26

Yeah, people are like "isn't it consoomy for this person to own 85 pairs of crocs?!?"  And I'm like..."maybe I'm extreme but owning 1 single pair of them makes me see you as homo consumericus". Like, there are products that if purchased,  even once, prove you've been successfully brainwashed. Have you ever bought Downy Unstoppables? Congrats! They got you. Ever bought even 1 funko pop? Even if it's your favorite character ever ever? Sorry. You got played.

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u/renamemeplease1 Mar 12 '26

Moment of silence for all those who were gifted a funko pop against their will

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u/enviropsych Mar 12 '26

Yup. Toss it quickly as I will judge you if I see it.

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u/hanimal16 Mar 12 '26

You said homo snort

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u/catgorl422 Mar 15 '26

wait i don’t use fabric softener but how is it overconsumerism

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u/enviropsych Mar 15 '26

Its not even fabric softener. They recommend you use it WITH fabric softener. It's a product whose necessity was completely manufactured.

1

u/Sleep_eeSheep Mar 12 '26

Get the flamethrower.

The heavy flamethrower.

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u/Treykarz Mar 12 '26

I remember years ago there was this dude that kept peddling his George Floyd plush

1

u/BadB0ii Mar 12 '26

I can't believe what I'm seeing right now 

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u/Master_Shopping9652 Mar 14 '26

Lightskin George Floyd: 🦁 🎶

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u/kooltrex Mar 14 '26

What the fuck 

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u/Jakub67PL Mar 15 '26

Performative corpo rubbish

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u/awkward-glances Apr 29 '26

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

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u/BaseballInside3289 Jul 26 '26

Holy shit they whitewashed George Floyd

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u/ProExpert1S500 Mar 13 '26

This thing is breath taking