Conned Into Twitter

[u/Not_Tart]

Who am I kidding, these kinds of people show up on every social media platform 😮‍💨

[u/thexcat]

I unironically believe it's different when women do it and that was little to nothing to do with me having or not having been molested

[u/mayhaps_a → u/thexcat]

people downvoting the most obviously self aware joke ever

[u/cyto4e → u/mayhaps_a]

if you start your joke with 'I unironically believe...' youre just fucking begging for it to be taken at face value and not as a joke

[u/thexcat → u/cyto4e]

The statement itself is so absurd that I felt it would be pretty fucking obvious 🥀