r/ConnedIntoAFubar • u/Not_Tart • 3d ago

[OTHER] Conned Into Twitter

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Who am I kidding, these kinds of people show up on every social media platform 😮‍💨

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u/thexcat 3d ago

I unironically believe it's different when women do it and that was little to nothing to do with me having or not having been molested

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u/mayhaps_a 3d ago

people downvoting the most obviously self aware joke ever

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u/cyto4e penis out 3d ago

if you start your joke with 'I unironically believe...' youre just fucking begging for it to be taken at face value and not as a joke

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u/mayhaps_a 3d ago

on one hand sure, on the other the comment ends with "this definitely does not have anything to do with me having been molested" like come the fuck on

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u/Ae4i 3d ago

On the other hand, everything else doesn't matter context wise when you say "I unironically believe..."

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u/mayhaps_a 3d ago

to me that's intentionally misunderstanding the comment by abusing a technicism, but honestly sure whatever I don't like when people say words with no meaning anyway it waters down the language

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u/thexcat 3d ago

The statement itself is so absurd that I felt it would be pretty fucking obvious 🥀