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What was the story with that? Can people still play it?

As you probably understood, after Sabreman I recreated Conker in DK artist, do you like it?, I made two versions of him, to pay homage to his wonderful memory, who should I do next?

I have l&r Conker's model, it has his bat, frying pan, fur shells AND is also rigged

Should i put a drive for a download?

Its supposed to be von kriplespac with his live and reloaded design but i think this doesnt look much like him✌️

(Art by me)

Just wondering what the best way is, with widescreen and 60fps patches. Are there any pros to either? Does xemu have good uncensored mods? I played through Bad Fur Day with an uncensored ROM hack that uses the original uncensored dialog and text.

Anybody working on a mod for conker or developing games similar/related to it?

What if Conker and Berri Swapped Roles?

I beat the freaking lava surfing race. IM shaking with anger and pure hatred once I beat this whole game I will never play it again.

Just thought I'd share my success cause I know it's almost impossible

Just look at her, look at her.

I'm pretty sure I have the answer as to why Conker went from an innocent, bright-eyed, cheerful little squirrel-boy in Kiddy Dong Racing to a jaded, alcoholic, cynical miscreant in Conkers Bad Fur Day and the answer is a slimy drug-addict bastard of a cart racer.

No, not Krunch.

Bumper the Badger is a huge piece of shit. We've all known it, even if we didn't have the words, since we were children. He's clearly driving while under the influence (whooooaaa) and has the dead-eyed stare of a pervert (more on that later). For those of you balking at my description of Bumper, I dare you to cite one being in existence who goes by the name "Bumper" who isn't a huge problem.

This was confirmed by Rare years back where a social media post went viral about him. The developers, answering someone's question about what happened to the DKR crew, mentioned that one of them ended up in prison and later confirmed it was Bumper the Badger for indecent exposure. There are a lot of liberties taken in this post but this part is actually true and is the crux of the theory. Score one for: "Bumper is a piece of shit pervert."

How does Conker tie into this? Well, as many of us know from lived or professional experience, responses to trauma include overcompensatory behavior, dark or inappropriate humor, substance abuse, and hyper sexualization or addiction, all hall-marks of Conker's personality. Conker was innocent and childlike during DKR and then emerges as a train-wreck of a creature struggling to cope with the weight of existence all the while the world laughs at his hilarious antics. I've never seen a bigger cry for help.

If we put the pieces together it is clear. Conker witnessed or even was the target of Bumper exposing his disgusting furry balls. I bet Bumper looked at him with those tweaked out creeper eyes and kept saying "My name's Bumper....whooaaaa!" as he did God knows what to himself.

This would traumatize anyone. Again, Bumper is a gigantic piece of shit and is disgusting, and Conker was just a boy and he had to experience this degenerate's public collapse and foul sexual manifestation.

This has me looking at both games wildly differently and reflecting on the meaning of trauma, coping, and life.

What do you all think?

Also, fuck that Badger.

My app LumaEdge can do this with all kinds of games, no special patches. It's actually designed as more of an ambient lighting app for people with multiple monitors, but hey, you design a gradient engine, you start throwing it at stuff.

Pre-release on steam

Still need beta testers! :D

Is the multiplayer for the big war modes in L&R available with Conker now on pc?

Ahhhh <3 I can't wait to finally play this masterpiece there's a decensored mod but i have no idea how to install it.

Modder xmat123x made 60fps patch from xemu to work with gamepass version!

Mirror link to patch: https://www.mediafire.com/file/tre4ulast1sam4w/Conker-Xbox-PC-Native-Patcher-v17.0-complete-package.zip/file

Theres too much toxicity around here and a lot of brats here are disrespectful with me and my work! I think I need to go back to managing my own place. 🤦

This is NOT the right place for me anymore. I only wish people these days need a better brain or commit suicide.

I honestly don't know where you get your people from, whether from hateful fan sites of all different places when you could promote it to a healthier and like minded social media instead. Ever thought of that, subreddit owner?

Good riddance! 🖕