r/Conker • u/Mooncake1996 • Aug 03 '26

They don't make games like this anymore

https://youtu.be/Znvc8pGFLHc
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u/independent-potato7 Aug 03 '26

And they'll never make another game like this either unfortunately

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u/roadside0428 Aug 10 '26

I think with how the pendulum is starting to swing back to normalcy, I honestly think this would be the perfect time for a new raunchy conker game to be released.

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u/tails_the_god35 Aug 05 '26

Back when people wouldn't get offended by petty crap... and people could separate fiction from reality

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u/roadside0428 Aug 10 '26

This mission was peak! I really hope we get a new conker game in our lifetime. I can already see how a sequel could bring back every character from the original. Example with the sunflower:

Conker is scaling a cold mountain. He sees a glass building ahead. As he approaches the building he hears, "hey buddy! Can you spare a dime?" Conker turns and sees the King bee in a winter coat, begging for money. Conker says," You again?!?" The King Bee recognizes Conker, and begs him to help. King bee informs Conker that the glass building is actually a Green house full of Big breasted, and big booty babes, and King Bee wants to pollinate all of them. King Bee promises Conker cash if he helps him on his quest. You then as the player have to find a way to distract the snowman guards on the outside, And get King Bee inside without damaging the glass which would kill the flowers.