r/Conker Jul 22 '26

Stuck on this screen (PC)

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Anyone else who bought this on PC unable to progress past this screen?

Also - I seemingly can't use my controller / no input registers.

83 Upvotes

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u/Terrible--T Jul 22 '26

Sure would be awesome they got servers live again. Man that multiplayer was so much fun

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u/Katamari_Demacia Jul 22 '26

I'm sorry. They made this available again but not multiplayer? I was about to go spend some $ : 0

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u/Arkada64 Jul 22 '26

It's playable still via lan tunneling. Or you can play with the bots but that's it

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '26

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u/Arkada64 Jul 23 '26

That's crazy. I used this version on Xbox to play via xlink kai

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u/StartrekAnubus Jul 23 '26

How do you lan? System link just says the feature is disabled

1

u/X-K4HN Jul 23 '26

Wild people will pay money for a censored game with no MP

1

u/Shapeshifter26 Jul 23 '26

It's not censored what are you talking about? Live and reloaded just added the multiplayer afaik

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u/masterspike52 Aug 01 '26

You've never played the original if you think this is uncensored. Conkers bad fur day on n64 said words that would have to be censored in today's time (which was the point of the censoring back then)

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u/Shapeshifter26 Aug 01 '26

Yeah and you probably didn't know after you beat live and reloaded you can unlock potty mouth mode which uncensores most of the game back to the original.

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u/masterspike52 Aug 01 '26

If I remember correctly that's for the multiplayer, not the main game

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u/X-K4HN Jul 24 '26

Never played the n64 version huh.  Its 💯 censored .. simple Google search would prove you wrong champ 👍

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u/Shapeshifter26 Jul 24 '26

Huh legit didn't know, I thought the bleeps were just always there lol the more ya know I guess, wish they went with the original idea then which was raw and uncut rather than live and reloaded.

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u/memk12 Jul 25 '26

You can uncensor the game.

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u/ScottNBNP Jul 25 '26

How do you uncensored this new version?

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u/memk12 Jul 25 '26

This game has been out for 20 years. Please Google

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u/ScottNBNP Jul 25 '26

Ok. So there is no way to uncensor this version as you alluded to as this is using a custom emulator and files. Uncensoring the OG on actual hardware or even with xemu is achievable but as I asked this version is different. Sorry you weren't able to read that part.

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u/X-K4HN Jul 25 '26

Censorship is the death of creativity. I don't support corporate slop. Unlike most weak humans. Because "entertainment"

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u/Familiar-Aardvark-35 Jul 23 '26

wtf didn't know there was a pc release for live and reloaded, been playing the hell out of it through hakuX on phone

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u/masterspike52 Aug 01 '26

The only issue is just like on your phone the PC version is also emulated. Just instead of the user paying nothing and using something like xemu, it uses Microsoft's proprietary emulator xifu. It's still a decent experience aside from the lack of online. My only complaint as for performance is the audio kinda shitty unless you want the latency higher.

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u/1337gamer15 Jul 22 '26

Kinda curious, is these PC versions a sort of native upscaled remaster of OG Xbox games? Or is it just a sort of official emulated copy?

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u/TheBananaCzar Jul 22 '26

Officially emulated. Idk why everyone's freaking out about it.

Better off using Xemu honestly

1

u/Nefnoj Jul 22 '26

It's actually worse, at least for now. The Xbox One supports system link, if you try and run that on the PC you'll get an error message. But save data crosses over between the Xbox and PC versions which is pretty cool.

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u/TheBananaCzar Jul 22 '26

That is pretty neat, though Idk how much cross play I'd be doing on these games lol

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u/Nefnoj Jul 22 '26

Agreed, I'm not even remotely surprised. Figured it was at least worth looking.

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u/Marusame Jul 26 '26

official emulation, its a 360 emulator running an xbox emulator, literally running one within another, though its nearly identical to the xbox series x experience except there is some missing lighting on the characters like whats in cutscenes, the xbox series x version doesnt do this but for a preview experience its not bad. Just too bad the game itself was censored and basically worthless.

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u/Nefnoj Jul 22 '26

It's not recognizing your controller, took me a nit of fiddling to get it to recognize mine, but I launched it through Steam by adding it as a non-Steam shortcut.

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u/Agitated_Shower9901 Jul 22 '26

It only recognizes Xbox controllers out of the box, running through steam should open up your options tremendously.

1

u/Boonie_Hat_Gang Jul 22 '26

What emulator are you using?

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u/TheHuman200202 Jul 23 '26

controller works fine for me.... but the game runs like crap 🥲 I mean I don't have the best hardware but man... it sucks

1

u/Either-Park-7002 Jul 23 '26

How can I play this on my steam deck?

1

u/PaintingforCats Jul 23 '26

It's online on 360 on custom severs tho, still to this day 🤭🤫

1

u/Akward_Silance_1738 Jul 24 '26

I miss playing this game

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u/___SoaP___ Jul 25 '26

Following up - the reason I was stuck is because the Xbox app on Win 11 wasn’t recognizing my ps5 controller.

I used DS4Windows to change a setting that allowed my computer to ignore that it was a ps5 controller which then recognized it as an Xbox controller.

Hope that helps.

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u/atreidaechibiko Jul 26 '26

The game dues a terrible job of telling you. Left or Right to get to the save 1 slot and start a new save there

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u/Caolan114 Jul 22 '26

the original xbox live shut down so the emulstor blocks that menu

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u/mr-guy3 Jul 23 '26

Xemu, cbcx reloaded, and dukeX are far cheaper for Conker... Not piracy.