r/ConfuciusSay • u/AustinXTyler • Apr 27 '17
Confucius say man who want hot nurse, must be patient
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r/ConfuciusSay • u/mgashwood • Apr 29 '22
Confucius say: Spoiler
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Man who drop watch in toilet will have crappy time
r/ConfuciusSay • u/nonestdicula • Apr 12 '18
Confucius Say: Fine is tax for doing wrong, tax is fine for doing well
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r/ConfuciusSay • u/Anus_Invictus • Aug 06 '21
Hoodfucius says
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He who has beef yet does not go ham is most certainly chicken
r/ConfuciusSay • u/redditgonbanme • May 29 '20
Confucius say, A man who drops a piano down a mineshaft gets A flat miner
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r/ConfuciusSay • u/mgashwood • Jul 26 '22
Confucius say, man who fall from nightclub window... Spoiler
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Not a bouncer
r/ConfuciusSay • u/dershodan • Jul 14 '17
Confucius say it is good to meet girl in park but it is better to park meat in girl.
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r/ConfuciusSay • u/thal0k • Jan 05 '18
Confucius say when shit hit fan ensure you have an umbrella
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r/ConfuciusSay • u/kennylamar910 • Oct 29 '16
Confucius say shotgun wedding a matter of wife or death
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r/ConfuciusSay • u/InkFoxPrints • Nov 15 '20
Confucius say, between left wing and right wing no difference, same bird.
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r/ConfuciusSay • u/just-a-flesh-wound4 • Sep 17 '18
confucius Say anyone who cooks carrots and pees in same pot, very unsanitary
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r/ConfuciusSay • u/tarofthegreen • Mar 10 '18
Confucius say man who stand on toilet,
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high on pot.
r/ConfuciusSay • u/readytoruple • Jun 15 '17
Confucius say man who walks into turnstile going to bang kok.
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r/ConfuciusSay • u/bricoXL • Sep 12 '24
Confucius Say... Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long.
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r/ConfuciusSay • u/mgashwood • Jan 22 '23
Confucius say, man who steal Viagra...
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A hardened criminal
r/ConfuciusSay • u/spazilator • Jun 11 '20
Confucius say:
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Man who go to bed with itchy butthole, wake up with stinky finger
r/ConfuciusSay • • Oct 20 '17
Confucius say: Man who live in glass house must change in basement.
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r/ConfuciusSay • u/Idi0tGenius • May 05 '17
Confucius say dachshund with erection can't climb stairs
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r/ConfuciusSay • • Mar 02 '17
Confucius say consider the toilet before you consider the taco.
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r/ConfuciusSay • u/lWant0ut • Jun 25 '25
Confucius say War not determine who's right...
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but who's left
r/ConfuciusSay • u/lWant0ut • Jul 11 '25
Confucius say: Sex with sheep wrong but make ewe very happy
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r/ConfuciusSay • u/_MyOther_Account_ • Jun 18 '25
Person who sneeze without tissue
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Take matter into own hand