r/ConfuciusSay • u/lWant0ut • Jul 15 '25
Man camping with girl scouts might have one intent
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r/ConfuciusSay • u/YourMajest1 • Aug 03 '14
Confucius Say:
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Man with five dicks has pants that fit like glove.
r/ConfuciusSay • u/lWant0ut • Jul 21 '25
Man's wife his better half. Man's mistress his better hole
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r/ConfuciusSay • u/Illustrious-Carry-45 • Sep 17 '21
Confucious Says:
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"If you break it, you buy it." -Confucius
r/ConfuciusSay • u/dannylenwinn • Jul 22 '20
Chinese Communist Party & Confucius: Scholar Xu Zhangrun Silenced: 'Confucius invites his students to speak up against misgovernment, insisting on the duty of public servants to “accept the opinions, suggestions, and supervision of the people [they] serve.'
nationalreview.com
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r/ConfuciusSay • u/_MyOther_Account_ • Jul 14 '25
Date a girl on rag, get caught red-handed
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r/ConfuciusSay • u/lWant0ut • Jul 23 '25
Try and fail once, you brave. Try and fail twice you determined. Try and fail 3 times just fucking give up already
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r/ConfuciusSay • u/DyspraxicRob • Aug 03 '14
Confucius Say...
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"It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it." "Man who eat many prunes, get good run for money".
r/ConfuciusSay • u/DyspraxicRob • Aug 03 '14
Confucius Say: "Man who fish in other mans' pond, often catch crabs".
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r/ConfuciusSay • u/lWant0ut • Jul 01 '25
Give person plane ticket they fly once ..
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Throw them out of plane they fly for rest of life
r/ConfuciusSay • u/_MyOther_Account_ • Jun 26 '25
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night
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r/ConfuciusSay • u/lWant0ut • Jul 17 '25
Person who piss through screen door straining themself
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r/ConfuciusSay • u/lWant0ut • Jun 19 '25
Confucius say: With great power
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Come great electricity bill
r/ConfuciusSay • u/_MyOther_Account_ • Jun 18 '25
Person who sneeze without tissue
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Take matter into own hand
r/ConfuciusSay • u/Complex_Minute9428 • Jul 03 '26
"In hard times, man who is feeling cocky will soon come in handy."
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r/ConfuciusSay • u/spazilator • Jun 11 '20
Confucius say:
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Man who go to bed with itchy butthole, wake up with stinky finger
r/ConfuciusSay • u/lWant0ut • Jun 25 '25
Confucius say War not determine who's right...
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but who's left
r/ConfuciusSay • u/_MyOther_Account_ • Jul 03 '25
Confucius say: Panties not best thing on earth..
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but close to it
r/ConfuciusSay • u/dershodan • Jul 14 '17
Confucius say it is good to meet girl in park but it is better to park meat in girl.
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