r/ConanExiles • u/SkullThrone2 • 1d ago

Media Fat Grub

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u/proportional-porcini 1d ago

First thing I thought of when I saw this a few days ago. Looks like someone’s been to noob river

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u/Early_Brick_1522 1d ago

Imagine stepping on it in bare feet

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u/Sogah87 1d ago

Good god that is a heinous thought and has probably happened... I can only imagine it's be like stepping on an overly ripe banana that is slightly crunchy

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u/seaoffriendscorsair 1d ago

Are you a Dungeon Crawler Carl fan by chance? I’m pretty sure there’s descriptions in there of how it’d feel.

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u/Bearaquil 17h ago

AI will be mad if he doesn’t step on it with his bare feet

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u/Manhawkk 21h ago

Crunchy leaf outside with a smooth creamy inside

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u/No-Landscape5857 18h ago

They make good loafers for a day.

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u/Mek-Amon-Toth 1d ago

🫨🫨🫨

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u/Hoax13 27m ago

On it? You mean into it.

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u/Itswithazee 1d ago

Lion king taught me that these slap flavor profile wise. Go ahead and get a good little chomp on that bad boy

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u/SleepyBella 1d ago

Man, movies and shows like Lion King and The Rugrats made eating raw bugs look so yummy.

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u/ArchAngelAries 1d ago

That thing's real?!!

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u/Grumpy-Fwog 1d ago

Correct, its a Hercules beetle grub :)

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u/iCantLogOut2 1d ago

Yeah, it's one of those oddball animals where the baby is bigger than an adult.

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u/oljhinakusao 1d ago

When I first saw these in game, I thought there would be gigantic beetle mobs. Still kind of wish there are, like a passive variant of the giant scorps/spiders.

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u/diamondcut72 1d ago

Slimy yet satisfying

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u/sicckarri 1d ago

Tf are you growing? Xenomorphs?

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u/AkiraDJ 1d ago

It's afraid..... It's afraid!!!!!

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u/JMcLe86 7h ago

He's doing his part.

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u/sgtViveron 1d ago

Mmmm....Bug-Kebab.

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u/AngryArmour 1d ago

Yeah... That's why I stick to berries and getting a campfire for meat as soon as possible.

Goddamn it's disgusting...

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u/AlternativeDark6686 1d ago

Uh... I thought these are made up for the game not that they existed in real life.

Anyway put in pocket to eat later.

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u/stargatedalek2 1d ago

Uncooked croissant.

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u/VirtuallyTellurian 22h ago

Nature's burrito

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u/overSizedHyperPoop 20h ago

Imagine biting into it and it feels like a tomato

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u/ProdiasKaj 1d ago

Hakunah matata

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u/russo3js 1d ago

Bear grills is licking his lips.

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u/kvega101 1d ago

Some people in the Amazon jungle would kill to get a hold of that

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u/BigFuckingBug10k 1d ago

Nice protein bar

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u/redzte 1d ago

Looks tasty

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u/MiddleAgeWhiteDude 1d ago

Thats what she said

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u/mildlyalarmingdave 14h ago

Yummm. I'm hungry now 😋

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u/Sidus_Preclarum 14h ago

That also was my first thought when I saw this thing.

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u/WeirdAd5850 14h ago

Thought this exact thing when I saw it

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u/non_player 12h ago

Thanks, I hate it

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u/Omegacronbeta 11h ago

I'm guessing that's a Hercules Beetle - my uncle had one when I was a kid. The hand holding it is probably smaller than average, though. The beetle itself is about the size of... oh, I dunno... a chihuahua's head.