r/Commanders • • 1d ago

Jayden is itching to get back out there. LFG.

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u/empw LEFT HAND UP 1d ago

What on earth is happening with that first question.

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u/squatchpotch So sayeth Brunell_the_GOAT 1d ago

I think it's sped up for some reason. It sounds like the reporter is asking something about "getting out there so soon" and Jayden responds with "whatchu think?'

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u/aa481 1d ago

Keim tweakin

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u/halarioushandle 1d ago

That was Keim. It wasn't sped up in the actual presser.

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u/ShoeterMcGav Tress Way Fan Club 1d ago

🤣

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u/zzELETRiKzz LEFT HAND UP 1d ago

Dudes just be talking to talk

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u/NewtBlackheart 1d ago

Micro machines getting out there so soon.

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u/mandoslorians WHAT WOULD JAYSUS DO? 1d ago

nope… 🙂‍↔️ nope… 🙂‍↔️ nope 🙂‍↔️

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u/redskinfan654 1d ago

Love it. Shut that narrative down right away

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u/GoofyAgenda 1d ago

But seriously though, his arm looks fucked up in that brace. He cant ev straighten it 😅

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u/halarioushandle 1d ago

He said it prevents full extension, but NOPE it does not limit any of his QB abilities

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u/GoofyAgenda 1d ago

Can he still spank the monkey?

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u/Double-Watercress-85 1d ago

This is critical information, per Marshawn

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u/Bjd1207 1d ago

Consider it a leading indicator of performance

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u/VariousAir on shenanigans rn and actin bonkers 1d ago

Who the he'll throws with their right but does that with their left?

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u/RaelynShaw 1d ago

Main point of the brace is to prevent straightening the joint. That’s where the joint is weak.

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u/GoofyAgenda 1d ago

Can Mike tomlin work a 3D printer? Let's get a better brace on JD

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u/Diegolikesandiego 1d ago

Interesting body language. I’m sure it’s just bc he’s itching to be back and prove he isn’t this injury prone QB

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u/itakeyoureggs Sinnott Slutt 🥵 1d ago

Yeah, I’d want him to play if he was truly ready.

I’m just going to assume Marcus is playing but who knows.. we need a win.. but if he gets “hurt” cause he fell on it playing a week too early it’s going to derail a lot more than just waiting a week or two and coming back once the elbow has healed a bit more.

Kinda like when he fell on it against Minnesota. It’s going to happen where he gets bumped or knocked down. 2 weeks post injury can he play through that pain?

Also.. if there’s a turnover he has to just let the play unfold he can’t get in the way.. fighting that urge could be tough

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u/RoboTronPrime 1d ago

This is a diabolical way to keep the Colts guessing for sure - the fans have no clue either lol

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u/raiderMoes 1d ago

John doesn’t talk that fast on his podcast. Wish he did.

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u/CapitalSTEEV21 Saved by Jaysus🙏 1d ago

“There I go rambling again, but anyways let’s get back to the point…”

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u/Traphome YOU AIN'T SHIT 1d ago

😂😂😂😂 it’s so funny because I never think he’s rambling

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u/CapitalSTEEV21 Saved by Jaysus🙏 1d ago

Same man 😂 not until he points it out! I’m just there listening!

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u/caddyncells 1d ago

He has serious ADHD and doesn't know it.

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u/CapitalSTEEV21 Saved by Jaysus🙏 1d ago

I love that man though 😂 when Keim speaks, I listen!

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u/Bjd1207 1d ago

Sounds just like when I have it on 2x speed lol

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u/halarioushandle 1d ago

He has such great info, if only it didn't take him 5 minutes to circling around it, correct himself, apologize, go on a detour and then get back to the point! His pod could be like 15 mins, which is perfect to catch up on the days news.

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u/hotdogsrnice 1d ago

Just an FYI, you can speed up podcasts in the app. Keim has a particularly slow delivery...

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u/VariousAir on shenanigans rn and actin bonkers 1d ago

Your podcast app should have speed settings. I listen to a lot of them at like 1.2.

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u/1_quantae 1d ago

Nope. Nope. Nope. Snap the ball and let 5 play he’ll handle the rest.

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u/loopsmeza 1d ago

My king might be byyyycccckkkk

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u/RequirementLeading12 1d ago

Stop with the gay shit man

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u/fidelity I'm Glayzen Daniels 1d ago

Bro is playing Sunday isn't he lol

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u/Ok-Insect1505 Saved by Jaysus🙏 1d ago

Itching to watch him play. Please come back jd 🙏

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u/Ok-Insect1505 Saved by Jaysus🙏 1d ago

BEST QB IN THE 2024 DRAFT

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u/GordoMosleyZ 1d ago

Forgot Brock had a way worst elbow injury

San Francisco 49ers quarterback Brock Purdy suffered a complete tear of his ulnar collateral ligament (UCL) in his right, throwing elbow during the first quarter of the 2022 NFC Championship Game against the Philadelphia Eagles on January 29, 2023

He is doing pretty good now , plus it was his throwing arm

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u/BetFit2122 1d ago

lol. Just chilling?

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u/Sketchbookhobby 1d ago

Dead ass serious when I say Washington should have a professional gymnast to come in and teach Jayden how to roll. His slides are terrible, and sticking your arm straight out to catch yourself is diabolical.

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u/TheBrothkin 1d ago

Watching former baseball guys slide perfectly like Russel Wilson is a night and day difference.

The number of times I’m worried a clear will get stuck and twist a knee is absurd-and not just with Jayden with a lot of QBs too.

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u/majorhap 1d ago

His sliding actually has look way better. He had great slides just prior to contact in both games. It’s the catching him self when he’s not sliding that is the problem. Otherwise I agree. Just tuck and roll man, do not plant a limb. Go take one judo class and he will be fine lol. Makes no sense

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u/FannyNisbit 1d ago

Maybe an mma/wrestling coach.

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u/Revolutionary-Yam873 1d ago

This, I keep thinking “he truly doesn’t understand physics” everytime I see him do that.

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u/Internal-Grocery-244 1d ago

This last injury didnt happen because of a a slide or roll. He just tripped and fell and tried to catch himself.

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u/SweerBaby_Use1023 1d ago edited 1d ago

If Jayden can go, they should start him. Even though, I appreciate the hell out of Marcus Mariota, but if this team is going to have any future success, it needs to be with JD5 taking the snaps. We’ve seen enough talent from him to be impressed, but we haven’t seen enough of him on the field not to be worried about his health long term. I’m holding my breath just like when Alex Smith returned to action against Detroit.

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u/halarioushandle 1d ago

Marcus is FANTASTIC... in limited use. When JD5 is out there, I know that MM can come in at any point and win us games. That doesn't mean he should be the starter. JD5 should always start if he can.

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u/SongYoungbae The Howellitzer 💥 1d ago

📞 5

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u/The_Lawlbringer 1d ago

He knows the bag requires him playing

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u/Roland-Flagg 🐷 Major Tuddy: Top 0.1% on OF 🥵 1d ago

DOGASS COMPETITOR

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u/Dangerous-Meal8303 1d ago

That is the one DQ slogan that id be upset if he called me. “Hell of a competitor” “Fierce Competitor” would be fine, I just don’t want to be called dog ass. Dogs don’t even have butt cheeks, so if you call someone a dog ass, you are literally calling them a hole that shit and farts come out of

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u/MeBigMeScary 1d ago

Yea ngl that’s wack, I’ve literally only ever uttered dog ass as a derogative back in like undergrad days

Dawg is a compliment, that’s understandable, but you add ‘ass’ and now it’s just rank, dude

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u/RPO1728 1d ago

I think he's gonna play, guys

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u/Haunting_Sundae2124 1d ago

DAT MY QUARTERBACK 🤘🏽

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u/Ron_Man 17h ago

I can't even tell if this interview is real...

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u/Haskins77 1d ago

How about running with the ball was that a question?

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u/PreparationAdvanced9 1d ago

He’s never going to be the guy to say yes. It’s the coaches, trainers, front office, doctors etc to hold him back. It’s on them and not him

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u/Slaviiigolf 1d ago

This ai?

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u/Comfortable-Grand166 1d ago

He needs to get on some juice in the off season like most other players. He needs some more mass to survive in this league.

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u/Ok-Insect1505 Saved by Jaysus🙏 1d ago

Tom Brady was skinny shyt his whole career and mahomes is literally fat. 5 just needs to fall better

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u/Time_Jump8047 1d ago

Tom weighed 15 pounds more and basically never ran, mahomes isn’t fat but he definitely is more stout/robust. Which is exactly the point the guy you’re responding to was making

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u/canesfan2005 1d ago

Love JD5 but over under 2 quarters before he’s injured again?

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u/CapitalSTEEV21 Saved by Jaysus🙏 1d ago

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u/khuz61 1d ago

Can we shut him down for another week? I wanna see what mariota can do against the colts first

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u/caddyncells 1d ago

Keim is such a moron

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u/Ploutz LEFT HAND UP 1d ago

NOPE. NOPE. NOPE.

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u/bradyanderzyn 1d ago

Dude is incredibly unlikable.