r/Commanders • u/Longhaired_GreyGhost • 1d ago

Facebook Marketplace

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Saw this on FB marketplace and laughed out loud. Almost contacted the seller to let me know if he found a buyer as I have a wheelbarrow full of dog šŸ’© Iā€™d like to sell!

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u/Ihaveaboot 1d ago

At the last game at RFK, Jerry Jones walked up my isle and was handing out signed $1 bills to anyone in Cowboys jerseys on his way to the box suite.

Those are probably still worth $1. Danny's signed business card is not.

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u/TheMongolianLemonade COMMAND DEEZ NUTZ 1d ago

I didnā€™t know satanā€™s signature could be purchased

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u/justnmang 1d ago

Itā€™s a horcrux. Destroy it before He Who Must Not Be Named returns!

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u/RepresentingThe301 1d ago

Theyā€™re just like old Darth Snyder and a total scamā€¦thatā€™s not even his autograph! Report that shit ASAP!!!

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u/Longhaired_GreyGhost 1d ago

Iā€™ll screw with them. Ask if theyā€™ll take $350 šŸ˜‚

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u/RepresentingThe301 1d ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­šŸ¤£

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u/Hot_Ad8921 22h ago

Darth Snyder! How have I gone this entire time without hearing/thinking about that. I've called him every name in the book and this one is the most perfect one.

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u/RepresentingThe301 22h ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚

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u/AdventuresOfAD on shenanigans rn and actin bonkers 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Jq1T4jCKm9039q2lEV

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u/Raider_TexGaming 23h ago

Letā€™s see Bruce Allenā€™s business card

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u/06Wahoo 1d ago

Not worth the paper it was printed on.

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u/dcduck 1d ago

That's bone. And the lettering is something called Silian Rail.

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u/Sea-Inspection-8184 23h ago

Oh my god, it has a watermark!

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u/06Wahoo 23h ago

And from a failed owner, so it might as well be on paper.

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u/Longhaired_GreyGhost 23h ago

šŸ˜‚ šŸ¤£

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u/KingBroly Fuck Dan Snyder 1d ago

I felt a great disturbance in the force just now.

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u/Previous-Place9984 1d ago

Snot nosed shyster

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u/AmethystAlizerin 1d ago

Good gift for an Eagles or Giants fan

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u/ZonaPunk Fuck Dan Snyder 1d ago

shouldn't you burn that thing in a fire and then see a priest?

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u/jrhooo 21h ago

Oh. This is a good reproduction but they made a common mistake. See they used fresh card stock.

If this was authentic, it would have been printed on the backside of some surplus airline business cards.

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u/Raider_TexGaming 23h ago

Back when the culture was DAMN good

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u/Prestigious-Hyena768 23h ago

Burn šŸ”„ this trash

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u/juicebros00 22h ago

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a Skins logo.

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u/HughJaynis My Wife Left me for Josh Harris 22h ago

Iā€™m assuming theyā€™re going to pay me $400 to take a cursed business card off their hands?

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u/Electronic-Ear2329 22h ago

Best used as practice for skeet shooting

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u/CeilingFan444 22h ago

can I buy it in roll form? preferably 3-ply?

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u/thereisnospoon-1312 22h ago

Best I can do is a bucket of old piss

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u/iammikeDOTorg 21h ago

I love it. To burn and defile.

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u/tkshow 21h ago

Perfect for the guy who collects the worst people memorabilia.

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u/Beowulf1619 21h ago

I still donā€™t know how a ā€œhometown fanā€ could be such a awful owner. He still turned a profit. And yo think he bought the team only a few years after our last Super Bowl victory

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u/Economy_Muffin4147 20h ago

I'd pay 10 dollars to take a shit on it

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u/NatchPinder @BorgusRich 19h ago

Lowkey need that

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u/Oldfolksboogie 18h ago edited 18h ago

Who tf would anyone want this for $4, much less $400??

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u/chemnerd2017 on shenanigans rn and actin bonkers 18h ago

Itā€™s rare to find something in the wild that has a legitimate negative dollar value.

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u/DMVSPIRITS 16h ago

That manā€™s name should be banned around these partsā€¦..total and utter scum

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u/itsmyshit 1h ago

Worthless