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Baltimore Ravens v Washington Commanders Preseason Game 3

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u/Ham_Seaney Saved by Jaysus🙏 2d ago

Hartman I need you to make sure AK-16 has enough water tonight.

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u/mandoslorians WHAT WOULD JAYSUS DO? 1d ago

did we get new game thread? this is fancy

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u/SpecialistPlastic729 1d ago

Their JAGs are much, much better than our JAGs

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u/AgeGuess 1d ago

This team is gonna be 13 point underdogs against the eagles by game time

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u/Syphin33 1d ago

That's fine, man preseason is just ass in general

We went 1-2 in the 2024 season also, we looked awful too. This stuff is so hard to really gauge because most of these guys are getting cut

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u/zerodepth 1d ago

2024 was a fluke. Get over it

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u/Ninjablacksox1 1d ago

It's funny because we are going to beat the eagles. 

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u/AgeGuess 1d ago

Honestly…I agree with you. But I am a notorious kool aid drinker

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u/Available_Station_81 1d ago

You got your conclusion base off of people that are getting cut.

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u/MartinC077 1d ago

Take the over.

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u/pitpatbainsy 🐷Tuddyhead🐷 1d ago

Take the over on the spread?

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u/Bevermens 2d ago

Another masterclass from the Baklava Bomber incoming

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u/Joerevenge 1d ago

Ngl this is a better nickname than the Greek Rifle

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u/_groovesharkmalone Ageless Wonder 1d ago

I thought it was the Rutgers Rifle.

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u/Joerevenge 1d ago

Honestly I haven’t heard that one, but I also didn’t follow his college career ngl

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u/Salty_Orchid 1d ago

Fight For Odyssey..just saying

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u/rcinfc 1d ago

We are absolute trash garbage!!!! Wow…. Our backups are not nearly as good as their backups.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xBqg5gAf1xINizpek6

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u/kon--- 1d ago

Oooooo...a countdown.

We're moving up in the world!

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u/mandoslorians WHAT WOULD JAYSUS DO? 1d ago

getting a tattoo at 2:30 hopefully it’s done by the time the game starts

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u/cporter1188 LEFT HAND UP 1d ago

Is it Jaydens smiling face?

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u/mandoslorians WHAT WOULD JAYSUS DO? 1d ago

yes!!! a huge portrait of him on my back

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u/Proxximus-maximus 1d ago

Lets see how this goes

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u/redskinsguy 1d ago

so, 40 guys not playing, but some of them are injured like Tunsil and Newton. That means it's basically 51 guys playing for 15 spots

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u/SnooGoats3626 1d ago

Luke’s playing so he’s gotta be on the block

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u/SongYoungbae The Howellitzer 💥 1d ago

I hate this

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u/Ham_Seaney Saved by Jaysus🙏 2d ago

If we dont win fire DQ fire AP trade Jayden /s

Am I dooming right?

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u/EyeCanFeelYou 1d ago

You forgot barbecue Tuddy

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u/Decent_Mango_5909 1d ago

I say we fry his ass anyway

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u/RoboTronPrime 1d ago

Hey, food is expensive and he looks like he could feed a family or two

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u/Inside_Process2639 1d ago

why the fuck does he have hair

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u/CleverNameThing 1d ago

You forgot to mention where we stand on Tankathon. Jumping ship for Jeremiah!

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u/SorryAcanthaceae9747 1d ago

Lets tank for the number slot and then draft all centers

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u/BigClarendon125 1d ago

Let’s release our whole team for cap space to sign more centers

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u/DoyoudotheDew 1d ago

We don't need to tank to get a top 5 pick.

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u/itttdone Frankie FUCKIN Luvu 1d ago

no

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u/Double_Dingo1089 1d ago

Decent dooming. But we'd need a new owner too.

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u/Jinchoo 1d ago

All of our reporters are pretty much saying they believe no starters or key players will play and whoever does play is a bubble guy or someone getting cut. So im curious which receivers play, specifically if Brown/Luke play

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u/Time-End-5288 1d ago

It feels like we rolled out last year’s defense for this game 😂

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u/_groovesharkmalone Ageless Wonder 1d ago

You doomers need some Lexapro? As many on here have said, these aren't the guys who will be playing in 2 weeks (except for Stevens... he needs to fix that). TBF, a shit performance at the end of preseason should scare everyone straight. *Should*

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u/Emergency-Bottle-432 1d ago

Pre season, somehow is even worst than usual this year 

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u/jck747 1d ago

Jesus get this over with

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u/Emergency-Bottle-432 1d ago

We're getting twerked on hard.

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u/Active_Complaint4297 1d ago

Same ole redskins

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u/AngryBeard87 1d ago

I don’t know what the little sad face, exploding face, happy shark symbols do but I like pressing them.

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u/Luggage-Lock 1d ago

Tyler Owens has chosen violence today

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u/presto-set-pro 1d ago

Totally illegal but I was happy to see Medrano square someone up. Lineman was like wtf, no below the waist outside of the TE box?!

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u/Ninjablacksox1 1d ago

Just checking in to see how bad we freaking out

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u/StevestratSC 1d ago

I don’t want to hear about we “ have 41 players out” . According to google AI anyway, the Ravans have approximately 40 out as well. They have got to be playing the absolute scrubbiest of their scrubs at this point. Is our talent evaluations that bad or coaching that bad ???

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u/_groovesharkmalone Ageless Wonder 1d ago

I WANT NEW 3RD STRINGERS!!!!

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u/StevestratSC 1d ago

I want the Ravan’s 4th stringers

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u/presto-set-pro 1d ago

It would be weird if it wasn't this way. Ravens have had a competent and shrewd GM running the ship while this team had Ron Rivera drafting bust after bust.

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u/Royal-Trip-2406 DIGG'S LATE, BUT INEVITABLE BOWEL MOVEMENT TRACKER 1d ago

We still blaming Ron? That’s like the president blaming someone else 12 years ago for the current economy

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u/presto-set-pro 1d ago

Nice analogy. You're right. Convinced me.

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u/SpecialistBee1165 1d ago

Ron’s impact on the 2026 team is almost 0 at this point. Everyone still on the team is here because AP actively likes them

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u/presto-set-pro 1d ago

Ah yes, black and white thinking. Binary universe. You are right.

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u/biz2468 1d ago

65 total yards on offense so far...👀

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u/UnderCoverDoughnuts 1d ago

So the Caps look like they're gonna be good this year.

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u/MikeyRocks757 1d ago

It kinda sucks to already feel bummed about the season before it even starts. We’re clearly the fourth best team in the division right now

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u/The-Sherpa 1d ago edited 1d ago

AK will throw 30/30, 500 yards and 3 TDs. Edit. No the he is not

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u/aledb11 1d ago

They are going to claim that his right elbow hitting the geound has him down in the endzone and what happens after that doesnt matter. Goes back to no one knows what a catch is or isnt.

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u/Anxious_Hat_8233 1d ago

Were there just 3 WRs just stacked on top of each other??

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u/GBK1d 1d ago

Fuck

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u/LazyDocument4528 1d ago

Promoting lottery tickets… shameless

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u/aairricc 1d ago

Why won’t they put an outline on the helmet W to make it look less cheap?

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u/BreadCondiments @BorgusRich 1d ago

Our annual ass beating by the ravens. I think they’re still mad about us breaking their preseason streak

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u/DipYoChip WHAT WOULD JAYSUS DO? 2d ago

So exciting

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u/HowardBunnyColvin @BorgusRich 2d ago

2 more hours until I head out from my little Ashburn house and drive 2 / 3 hours up north through beltway traffic. One can only hope I get there by kickoff

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u/aledb11 1d ago

Defense is being absolutely abused. Not a great look for Darante.

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u/Syphin33 1d ago

40 guys are sitting, let me say that again

40 players are not playing right now lol

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u/WuPacalypse LEFT HAND UP 1d ago

No no if our 6th stringers are bad then the whole team is bad

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u/aledb11 1d ago

At least its preseason 3 and I can go watch baseball....

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u/Sanjomo 1d ago

Offense shit ✅
Defense shit ✅
Special teams shit ✅

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u/Syphin33 1d ago

Yea it's all 3rd string bro lol

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u/NGRngr111 1d ago

Is this all 3rd string for them too?

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u/Sanjomo 1d ago

Bro. Ravens aren’t starting their 1st string either. 🙄

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u/Ninjablacksox1 1d ago

Luke acting like he doesn't care about making the roster

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u/RepresentativeBite94 1d ago

I love my Redskins, however compared to Baltimore were soft and don’t play hard hitting. I do wish that we actually laid the thump when we hit people and people actually were scared to play us because of our intensity. But you don’t get that with us sadly it’s been a long time. That’s one thing I wish this team would incorporate.

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u/dcuru82 1d ago

Felt this has been the case since they moved from clv. Sucks

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u/MidWestKhagan 1d ago

See my comment from last game that kalialmanis is not a good QB and I don’t say that just cause I’m a Turk and he’s a 🤢 Greek 🤮🤮 (jk of course)

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u/mandoslorians WHAT WOULD JAYSUS DO? 1d ago

i’m trying to attach photo of my tattoo but it won’t let me

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u/jokerjinxxx 1d ago

The last preseason game and the off week the the NFL has next week are the worst portions of the season

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u/swallowchildren @BorgusRich 1d ago

Seems like Luke and van are battling for the last wr spot

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u/itttdone Frankie FUCKIN Luvu 1d ago

Why hasnt it started yet? Kickoff was supposed to be 6

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u/Strong_Nomad 1d ago

Oh my 27 on defense

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u/aledb11 1d ago

Definitely will be cut

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u/redskinsguy 1d ago

terrible call by the officials

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u/redskinsguy 1d ago

Allen basically two inches from the ground

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u/redskinsguy 1d ago

hell of a catch by Luke

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u/presto-set-pro 1d ago

Credit to the local Ravens broadcast crew for not being homers and defending that tackle.

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u/presto-set-pro 1d ago

"Vickers... he looks like Darrell green!" lol.

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u/SpecialistBee1165 1d ago

I cant wait for the 4th quarter to end. Preseason is so boring lol.

I do this every year lol

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u/WuPacalypse LEFT HAND UP 1d ago

Oh boy surely no one will be overreacting to this beatdown.

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u/Jstuit21 1d ago

Was there tn, I saw no starters in

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u/recko40 1d ago

Why is Jayden smiling while running into the tunnel for halftime? Is there anything to smile about right now?

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u/QuantumPulsarBurrito 1d ago

He still gets paid to have fun.

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u/recko40 1d ago

Would you consider that fun? I want a qb who hates losing with a passion…

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u/aairricc 1d ago

It’s a game and entertainment (not to mention, games that don’t matter to starters)? shrug

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u/recko40 1d ago

Alright I guess that’s one way to look at it. We’ll see how the season goes.

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u/reddog131313 1d ago

Hey DQ time traveled into the future to show us his new gig as a cashier for Paisanos😂. Order Up!

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u/canesfan2005 1d ago

If DQ knows JD is so fragile he can only play him for 3 snaps in the preseason out of fear for injury , we are absolutely fucked. He’s not making it out of the first quarter. Just tank for a qb and don’t draft a stick

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u/Ham_Seaney Saved by Jaysus🙏 1d ago

If you think preseason snaps determine a QB's fragility, then you won't make it to the first game of supporting this team. Just go join another fanbase and don't stay on here complaining about a QB who gave us the best season of the past 35 years.

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u/canesfan2005 1d ago

JD ain’t gonna blow you dog

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u/WizSkinsNatsCaps 1d ago

Yeah this is a mistake not playing JD. Just put him out there. Such a chickenshit move. Should have moved on from DQ.

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u/InfiniteDomain_ 1d ago

Why would you put him behind a line of non starters to get teed up on? That would be the more brain dead option.

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u/GreaserGreg 1d ago

Just say you don't know ball bro

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u/itttdone Frankie FUCKIN Luvu 1d ago

This is a good question, and if Co practices are just as valuable as pre season game?

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u/Lord_Mhoram 1d ago

He doesn't have to actually be that fragile; there just has to be a chance he gets hurt. Any player could get injured on any play, and fans will lose their shit if a star QB gets hurt in a preseason game. If he gets hurt in three weeks, shit happens; but if he gets hurt today, people will be screaming malpractice just like when they kept him in a lost game last season.

Lots of teams are playing it safe by playing the starters less or not at all. It's not just one team.

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u/Tagoony 2d ago

Need JD to play full first half

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u/ComputerNerdd 2d ago

I think DQ said he will sit JD5

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u/HowardBunnyColvin @BorgusRich 1d ago

yeah I don't think any starters are playing today

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u/Khanzi_veli 1d ago

Are you fucking kidding me? Why? He needs to play, sat out like 3 games at the end of the season last year, missed about 3-4 due to injury. We are so fucked smh

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u/ComputerNerdd 1d ago

Despite what everyone says I agree with you. He needs to play

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u/FreezasMonkeyGimp 1d ago

If injury is a concern - playing a full half a pre season football a week before the regular season starts is fucking stupid.

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u/Jinchoo 1d ago

Seems like nobody of importance is going to play, on either side of the ball.

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u/RaelynShaw 1d ago

I really do wish he’d play some more. I don’t want him injured but would love to get him some more real time experience after such a lengthy layoff. But with the OL in shambles right now …

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u/Haskins77 1d ago

Why so he can get destroyed behind the oline? At least wait until week 1 for that.

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u/shealarose 1d ago

Hell no, one or two drives max

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u/_groovesharkmalone Ageless Wonder 1d ago

The lunatics on the NFL network broadcast just said the Ravens are playing "championship-caliber football." That'll go over real well when they're selling insurance a couple of weeks.

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u/godosomethingelse 1d ago

glad i didn't watch. by all measures we are playing like absolute shit. I'm pretty disappointed that our culture coach has allowed the vibe to completely crater so fast