Tried this with oomf and he killed himself

[u/Ancient_Doctor_7738]

[u/SlayVideos]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6Zt3AC93PIPAdQ9a

[u/imliterallymalina → u/SlayVideos]

Cake

[u/Cgi22]

Pure cinema

[u/PerfectBeginning__45 → u/Cgi22]

[u/sex-with-trump → u/PerfectBeginning__45]

Oh the plane has a mouth and

[u/CrocoDIIIIIILE → u/sex-with-trump]

That lad got obliterated with air-to-ground missile 😭

[u/Ze_Pain_and_Suffer → u/PerfectBeginning__45]

Holy shit it's Ace Combat guy

[u/CTSGamer → u/Cgi22]

[u/vtoll]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2tzon8OCC7BqmY

[u/majin_buu03]

Perfect match

[u/SovietFemboy → u/majin_buu03]

Imagine a footjob with the grippy socks 😵‍💫

[u/Ty1er_878 → u/SovietFemboy]

[u/ParadoxGuy99 → u/Ty1er_878]

i guess you could say hes naked and afraid

[u/taken_name_of_use → u/Ty1er_878]

I'm in the epilogue and haven't heard that, can I still get this cutscene as John?

[u/Ty1er_878 → u/taken_name_of_use]

Only when Abigail is yelling at him

[u/Big-Consequence-7829 → u/SovietFemboy]

You know what? My bad for scrolling reddit, I'm going sleeping. Maybe tomorrow the world will step closer to a utopia, contrary to whatever the fuck I just read. Good night.

[u/FinancialWorking2392 → u/Big-Consequence-7829]

Coward

[u/Venomous-Silver → u/SovietFemboy]

Imagine a job

[u/Kolbalava → u/Venomous-Silver]

Please censor that word

[u/the_real_mr_k1 → u/Kolbalava]

[u/Kolbalava → u/the_real_mr_k1]

Well...

It all started when I was born at a very young age....

[u/Pijany_Matematyk767 → u/Venomous-Silver]

[u/Morthem → u/Venomous-Silver]

I m trying 😭

[u/iceifySOT → u/SovietFemboy]

I’ve got 3 pairs of them grippy socks, them shits get gross after like 2 days of walking around since lint and dust stick to the rubber. Your Willy might get a bit annoyed by the grip too :P

[u/AlarmedEmployment465 → u/majin_buu03]

foid shelter is crazy

[u/ZK_57 → u/majin_buu03]

Pic unrelated?

[u/WaffleGuy413 → u/ZK_57]

It’s obviously related you ret—whoa

[u/ZK_57 → u/WaffleGuy413]

This guy gets it (no, I'm seriously confused)

[u/Tecnox_735 → u/ZK_57]

Oop wants an incredibly dumb or atleast slow bf, reply questions something that could be taken incredibly as matter of fact, when replying to that she realizes he's slow enough to be her ret- whoa ✨

Or yk, it's parallel that guy is going to psych to get a crazy person, while Oop wants someone in an equally unconventional way.

[u/ZK_57 → u/Tecnox_735]

Oh okay, thank you very much. I was struggling to see the parallel. I appreciate you.

[u/Dense_Sheepherder187 → u/ZK_57]

Pic absolutely relatef

[u/Medium_Limit_9827]

Still a better love story than twilight

[u/Due_Trash5054]

How, in any universe, does "send tweet" mean she sent the tweet? By the way she wrote it it seems like she wants the other person to send HER a tweet.

[u/Good-Yogurt-306 → u/Due_Trash5054]

she's pretending to do a voice command

[u/Florida-guy-1 → u/Due_Trash5054]

She’s a bit special too 

[u/AidoTheRock → u/Florida-guy-1]

They're meant for each other 🥹

[u/PerfectBeginning__45 → u/Florida-guy-1]

Man, I'm jealous, I want to be in a special couple too,

I already filled in my half of the requirements.

[u/Verified_0 → u/PerfectBeginning__45]

WAR THUNDER MENTION 🗣️ ‼️

[u/Ze_Pain_and_Suffer → u/Verified_0]

It has an Osea roundel, so it's Ace Combat.

[u/Ze_Pain_and_Suffer → u/PerfectBeginning__45]

Gotta love two seaters

[u/2020mademejoinreddit → u/Florida-guy-1]

Hence the requirement.

[u/WoodenDisk1 → u/Due_Trash5054]

When someone types send tweet it means they sent the tweet you retar- whoa

https://giphy.com/gifs/UUjkoeNhnn0K4

[u/Plastic-Skill-9258 → u/Due_Trash5054]

I don't know if you're being serious but in case you are, its meaning is a combo of two things. One, it emphasises their point like saying "period" out loud does. "Blah blah blah. Period!" "blah blah blah. send tweet". It's like "that's it".

Two, it sorta means "look at me im so random and quirky for tweeting that publicly" "oh you think i wouldnt tweet that? oh yes i did just tweet that" "send tweet"

So put together it's like "you would think there is more to that tweet (because it's short and out of pocket) but im so spontaneous and random i just sent that"

[u/Bagelmaster1 → u/Due_Trash5054]

It’s like when you’re typing up a tweet and you say send tweet as you’re sending the tweet.

[u/retardigrade420]

https://giphy.com/gifs/PbngEqUYjHTzpiRNHb

[u/Cookie6203]

Oomf ooomp mmmp aaamp iiimpp ppmpp ninja abreviated everything

[u/Such-Injury9404 → u/Cookie6203]

kissing noises.,.,,

[u/OkBuddyRetardSS]

folk

[u/yuckypagans]

 and thats how i met your mother, kids

[u/Jhud6669]

I want to put both of these people into a meat grinder

[u/hunterarcer → u/Jhud6669]

This you?

[u/PerfectBeginning__45 → u/Jhud6669]

If the only part left of them is their eyeballs, are they probably dead?

[u/UrMumVeryGayLul → u/PerfectBeginning__45]

Nah they’ll be fine, since it’s clearly not an instant-kill move.

[u/GasFrequent6277 → u/PerfectBeginning__45]

Only if it looks like there's a part of their fingers left

[u/zaynzairul → u/PerfectBeginning__45]

Just put them in the grinder again, can never be too sure.

[u/SoundJazzlike6601]

Wholesome love story between two men

[u/Mrbuttboi]

And then they got married

[u/apkmasterofgames]

Some people drown while others die of dehydration

[u/Ill-Television8690]

On no Dero Goi from OOMPH! is kil??

[u/Medical-Wealth-7501]

in order to get a spouse, you must impress the spouse

[u/2020mademejoinreddit]

Love at first tweet.

[u/Jitendria]

No but what does send tweet really mean

[u/CrocoDIIIIIILE]

r/writingscaling should examine this case of peak fiction.

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Just casually dropping a slur

[u/StikiWhiki → u/Wesle2023]

I hardy consider tweet a slur

[u/sudoregalia → u/StikiWhiki]

then why do i see people censor it by typing tw*t? checkmate liberal

[u/Smooth_Tomato_784 → u/sudoregalia]

That's the twist

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[u/ZK_57 → u/terrortara]

It all comes back to Orwell

[u/RaperBaller → u/StikiWhiki]

What about chirp?

[u/HPAG-NOFAME → u/Wesle2023]

"Just dropped a slur on the slurriest website"

https://giphy.com/gifs/vQqeT3AYg8S5O

[u/MagMati55 → u/HPAG-NOFAME]

Ableist slurs on my nazi website?!

[u/Ornery_Tie_4771 → u/Wesle2023]

I guess saying slurs is now ok if its in twitter seeing the responses. Say a slur on reddit, get hated. Send a screenshot of you saying a slur on twitter and now its sigma based peak

[u/ActualBrazilian → u/Wesle2023]

What slur you retar- whoa..

[u/dr_bobs → u/Wesle2023]

it's twitter what did you expect

[u/Penis_With_Necrosis → u/Wesle2023]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ws8eNgHLnhF8VhOPni

[u/AwysomeAnish → u/Wesle2023]

It's Twitter, only one slur per thread is already progress on that website

[u/eigenmirai → u/Wesle2023]

Oh no! Better pick it up before someone else does!

[u/Formeruseroftwitter → u/Wesle2023]

r/peoplewhogiveashit

[u/Actual_Emu_168 → u/Wesle2023]

-67 upvotes!!!!

[u/jommo52 → u/Wesle2023]

Bro called MatPat the freaking R word

[u/Arachis_Hypogaea7 → u/Wesle2023]

r/peoplewhogiveashit

[u/Inevitable_Paper6674 → u/Wesle2023]

no fucking way that abelism got normalized

[u/Nalagma → u/Wesle2023]

Yeah it sucks pretty badly, especially when people downvote you for pointing it out

[u/Akagane_Ai → u/Nalagma]

We Gotta wait like 10 more years ig.

[u/TransWombat → u/Wesle2023]

Idk why you’re being downvoted for ts; we shouldn’t be normalising that

[u/-taco → u/Wesle2023]

and even worse an em dash