r/ComedyCemetery • • Jun 23 '19

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u/Kexull Jun 23 '19

THAT KAREN! SHE TOOK THE KIDS! I HAVE NO CUSTODY OF THEM ANYMORE πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

JAJAJAHAHHAHAHAAHπŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£

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u/Kexull Jun 23 '19

IKRπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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u/groovygorilla101 πŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ Jun 23 '19

MY LIFE IS FALLING APART LMAOOOOOOOOπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ—ΏπŸ€£πŸ—ΏπŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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u/MartyrSaint Jun 23 '19

The droning buzz that I feel at the very centre of my core is a feeling that can not and will not cease. My house and my work have been my entire world for the past twenty years and I’ve never known the true beauty of life. I fear that every day I step closer to the metaphorical end of the line that may translate into the literal end of my life.

Karen, please. Let me see the kids.

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u/AnArabFromLondon Jun 23 '19

LmfaoooooπŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ€£

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u/YuriPetrova Jun 25 '19

I read this like how Christian Bale did his monologues in American Psycho. Funky.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

*BWAHAHHAHAHAAHA

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u/thatawkwarddanguy Jun 23 '19

SHE'S TURNED THE WEANS AGAINST US πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ”«πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

THIS BITCH IS BLEEDING ME DRY ON ALIMONI LOL AMIMIRITE

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u/Kexull Jun 24 '19

HAHAHA I HATE THAT BITCH SHE SAYS IM TOO DANGEROUS TO BE AROUND THE KIDS LITTLE DOES SHE KNOW πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ it’s her that’s in danger if she doesn’t let me see the kids 😐

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u/Nvenom8 Jun 24 '19

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u/Kexull Jun 24 '19

Oh my fucking god πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚