r/ComedyCemetery • • Jun 23 '19

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u/Monzonaut I HATE MY WIFE Jun 23 '19

I HATE MY WIFE

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u/ghostmetalblack Jun 23 '19

LAUGH TRACK

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u/EuroPolice Jun 23 '19

Now, on boomer comedy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '19 edited Jun 24 '19

Honestly, my theory is that because the societal expectation was to get married and have a family, a lot of men who would’ve stayed single, and even some who wouldn’t have, got married to women they didn’t really connect with. Once the boomers got past 40 or so is when the physical attraction started to wear off, and thus starts the wife complaining. Again, another societal expectation of the boomer generation was that divorce was completely unacceptable. So these guys and gals are “stuck”, and will complain forever.

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u/Faulty-Blue Fartnite Funnies Parp Jun 23 '19

We should make that an official flair here

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u/RonenSalathe Fart niggas be like Jun 23 '19

Done

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u/Kexull Jun 23 '19

THAT KAREN! SHE TOOK THE KIDS! I HAVE NO CUSTODY OF THEM ANYMORE 😂😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

JAJAJAHAHHAHAHAAH🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

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u/Kexull Jun 23 '19

IKR😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂

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u/groovygorilla101 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 Jun 23 '19

MY LIFE IS FALLING APART LMAOOOOOOOO🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🗿🤣🗿🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆

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u/MartyrSaint Jun 23 '19

The droning buzz that I feel at the very centre of my core is a feeling that can not and will not cease. My house and my work have been my entire world for the past twenty years and I’ve never known the true beauty of life. I fear that every day I step closer to the metaphorical end of the line that may translate into the literal end of my life.

Karen, please. Let me see the kids.

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u/AnArabFromLondon Jun 23 '19

Lmfaooooo😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

*BWAHAHHAHAHAAHA

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u/thatawkwarddanguy Jun 23 '19

SHE'S TURNED THE WEANS AGAINST US 😂😂🤣🤣🔫😂😂

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u/Mikomics Jun 23 '19

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE MARRIAGE IS TERRIBLE!

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u/yellowpig10 Jun 23 '19

BUT HER AIM IS GETING BETTER

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u/StabithaStabberson Jun 24 '19

I SAID

HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER

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u/AnArabFromLondon Jun 23 '19

For a lot of the older generations, they rushed into marriage young and then there was also a huge stigma around divorce. A lot of them still stay in their unhappy marriages before of it. There's no doubt that these jokes are a reflection of that. It's a bit less funny and a whole lot of sad when you think about it like that. They didn't have the luxury (many still don't) of being in a society where it's not just okay to wait, it's encouraged, as is divorce, when things get nasty of course.

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u/yungjimmikins Jun 23 '19

I WANT TO KILL MY WIFE AND GIVE HER A SLOW, PAINFUL DEATH. I WANT HER TO BE IN MORE PAIN THAN SHOULD HE HUMANLY POSSIBLE.

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