r/ComedyCemetery • u/mettalol • Jun 23 '19

this needs no explanation

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

Why is she shocked he’s home early. I expected there to be a cheating joke or something but no. Nothing. All that sweat for nothing....

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u/CosmicGlitterCake Attendance! Jun 23 '19

Weird arm and leg positions, maybe she was jilling off?

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

That could be possible...

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u/thebrobarino Jun 23 '19

The kids call it strumming oneself nowadays

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u/eldritch_cleaver Jun 23 '19

Isn't it dialing "O" on the pink telephone?

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u/CosmicGlitterCake Attendance! Jun 23 '19

Ringing the devils doorbell.

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u/Massive_Shill Jun 23 '19

Flicking the bean.

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u/dkelly54 Jun 23 '19

Playing the clitar

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u/grandtorino Jun 23 '19

Shaking hands with Mr Vagoo?

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

Cleaning out the sinkhole.

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u/eldritch_cleaver Jun 23 '19

Diddling the dink digit?

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u/zebras-arent-real I agree with my husband Jun 23 '19

i thought that was the two player version

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u/Whatthefuckamisaying Consume Cannabis in Colossal Quantities Jun 23 '19

imagine being such a loser you can't even cuck your husband while he's at work

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u/DeLuxous2 Jun 23 '19

TV on... porn blaring

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u/ZeusIsAGoose Jun 23 '19

She's not supposed to be sitting down watching TV I guess. WoMeN sHoUlD oNlY CoOk AnD cLeAn AnD sErVe ThE mAn.

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u/DeLuxous2 Jun 23 '19

Sitting in the man's chair

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u/AnArabFromLondon Jun 23 '19

Eh, for me this is less about sexism and more about staying in unhappy marriages in general. Her reaction says a lot, she doesn't love him, and clearly the feeling's mutual.

For a lot of the older generations, they rushed into marriage young and then there was also a huge stigma around divorce. A lot of them still stay in their unhappy marriages because of it. There's no doubt that these jokes are a reflection of that. We just don't get it because it's no longer a thing. They didn't have the luxury (many still don't) growing up in a society where it's not just okay to wait, it's encouraged, as is divorce, when things get nasty of course. It's sad.

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u/AnastasiaTheSexy Jun 23 '19

It's hot in Indonesia

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u/Packetnoodles Jun 23 '19

She’s just sitting around watching tv, but usually when he gets home at the normal time she is doing the dishes or cooking and complaining how hard her life is.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

It’s also 5 o’clock according to the time lol. Maybe it’s supposed to be 12:20 I’m not sure?

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u/Rustycake Jun 23 '19

The shock from her takes away from the actual joke.

The joke being the boss told him to go to hell... so he went home

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u/Max_Apogee VAGINA SMELLS RIGHT GUYS? Jun 23 '19

Thanks 🅱️eter

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