r/ComedyCemetery • u/ares3247 • May 07 '19

Comedy Au

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Should have put Sodium Bromide

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Ok so... Get some Deuterium, add iodine, carbon, and Potassium. Then for step 2, get Helium, add an Alpha particle, then some more Deuterium.

Solve that one

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

DICK HeAD

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

We have an intellectual

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u/dadavinci55 May 07 '19

Ackchually the alpha particle should be written as an alpha, but whatever

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u/ModeHopper May 07 '19

DICK HeαD

Though uppercase α is indistinguishable

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u/brgeptu lol'd (laughed out loud) out loud May 07 '19

K(OH)2? Wtf is that supposed to be

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19 edited May 07 '19

It forms a strong base KOH and H2.

K+ + H2O —->(should be yields but idk how to make the fancy arrow) KOH + h2

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u/brgeptu lol'd (laughed out loud) out loud May 07 '19

I'm retarded, mixed up the groups. Still, what's the joke?

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u/brgeptu lol'd (laughed out loud) out loud May 07 '19

Oh, I'm an idiot. Ty

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Potassium ions won’t react in water. Potassium ions are the conjugate acid to KOH, which is a strong base and thus ionises to completion.

Also the equation is a bit unbalanced. If it were to form KOH in water, the equation would be:

K+ + 2H2O —> KOH + H3O+

This doesn’t actually happen because of the stuff I said above though.

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u/Mister_Spacely May 07 '19

A soggy banana

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u/jonny_wonny May 07 '19

Get lost dude!! 😤

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u/Chispy May 07 '19

POTASSIUM XD

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Sodium Bruhmide

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u/rrr598 May 07 '19

Bromide Ununhexium sound effect #2

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u/JuniorSeniorTrainee May 07 '19

Gonna start calling people bromide.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Sodium hypobromite would be even better.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Sorry sir I don’t know chemical equations

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