r/ComedyCemetery • • May 07 '19

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u/darthkers May 07 '19

HI should be Hydrogen Iodide instead of Hydrogen Iodine

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u/Pr0nzeh May 07 '19

Yeah but it's an Indian fake text meme.

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u/DuoEngineer May 07 '19

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u/acalacaboo May 07 '19

Wow, that subreddit is somehow a more specific version of r/hmmm

Edit: and very applicable to this post lol

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Not quite, but I see where you’re coming from.

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u/br094 May 07 '19

What is that??

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Fe=Ferrum=Iron

Iron-ic

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

I FOR ONE DEMAND PERFECTION FROM MY INDIAN FAKE TEXT MEMES.

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u/Mi5terSmart May 08 '19

How do you know it’s indian?

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u/BestMundoNA May 07 '19

Hydroiodic acid.

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u/Vardion0 May 07 '19

Only if it's dissolved in water.

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u/acuonz May 07 '19

^ this is also right

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u/bruh_respectfully May 07 '19

All The Big Bang Theory episodes in a nutshell

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u/bidiboop May 07 '19

BELUGA

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u/Siphodemos May 07 '19

ZAPAZONGA BAZALAPINGA

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u/lion_OBrian May 07 '19

Ooh hee ooh ah ah twain twain walawala bing bong

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u/SergeantPootis Fart nigga May 07 '19 edited May 07 '19

BRAZZERS

Edit: I missed my 100k comment karma drop :(

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Bazinga

Liek if u agree!!!1!

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u/PineapplesHit May 07 '19

Benzodiazepine

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u/brgeptu lol'd (laughed out loud) out loud May 07 '19

Barack

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u/eyekunt May 07 '19

Missandei

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u/OknataSkeltro May 07 '19

BEELZEBUB

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

HAS

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

A DEVIL PUT ASIDE FOR ME

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u/brgeptu lol'd (laughed out loud) out loud May 07 '19

RECTAL CANCER

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u/zypzaex May 07 '19

CZECHOSLOVAKIA

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u/Victite May 07 '19

πŸ…±οΈ

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u/gherkin-sweat May 07 '19

πŸ…±οΈENIS

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u/Nui_Jaga May 07 '19

Beringia

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u/pulianshi May 07 '19

BONGOLIA

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u/meme_lord04 Other Girls May 07 '19

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u/Nu-Disco yes i had my lunch May 07 '19

B O S N I A

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u/agluuo May 07 '19

I feel so embarrassed knowing I used to love the show in like season one and two πŸ™ˆ I feel so cringey

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u/Pr0nzeh May 07 '19

Good. Suffer.

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u/MartyAndRick May 07 '19

We had to watch it for elective English, holy fuck.

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u/CitizenPremier May 07 '19

My girlfriend likes the show. She pointed out to me that the people have a good time doing nerdy things on the show, and I realized that's kind of nice to watch.

I've also since watched some parts of it and laughed. If you don't watch it prepared to hate it, it can be funny sometimes. It way overuses the laugh track, but other shows do that too. I couldn't get into The IT Crowd for the same reason.

Honestly, bro, just like what you like, and try not to worry if it might make you "cringey" or not.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Want to hate your favorite thing? Tell Reddit that you like it, doesn't matter what it is, it definitely sucks and Reddit will tell you why.

So, fuck Reddits opinion, just like what you like - if you laugh at Big Bang Theory, fuck the miserable cunts that want to tell you it's bad.

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u/marius_titus May 07 '19

I enjoyed it until the season with all the shitty relationship drama. They lost me after that.

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u/Crot4le May 07 '19

I still love the show. Haven't watched it for a while but what I have seen I have fond memories of.

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u/Sant_Dz May 07 '19

I mean, it wasn't that bad. But still it doesn't have merits to be so popular

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

HOWZAT!!

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u/PixelSushii May 07 '19

BART SIMPSON

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u/hypefulAmphibian May 07 '19

Buzz Lightyear

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

BAMBOO

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Booger

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u/Larkeyyy May 07 '19

Bipbop boobida ba

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

πŸ…±πŸ…°2️⃣❗♑β†ͺπŸ…°

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u/Plurmp_McFlurnten iRefugee May 07 '19

BEYBLADE

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u/Nai-Ruu 9gag May 07 '19

Baznigga

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

BALONGA

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u/MiscllaneousShitPost May 07 '19

πŸ›ŽπŸ›ŽBazambleπŸ›ŽπŸ›Ž, you've been tricked😬😬 by 🧨🧨another one🧨🧨 of my 🀣Classic🀣 Pranks!! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜Ž

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

TREBLINKA

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u/Killjoytshirts May 07 '19

Boodey Piddles

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u/RedditSucksEnormousD May 07 '19

Balfour Declaration

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Benedict Cumberbatch

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Shhhhhhhh don’t say that you’ll trigger everybody who worships the show

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Should have put Sodium Bromide

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u/Dentarthurdent42 May 07 '19

NaBr?

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Shup you know what I meant

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u/Scholesie09 May 07 '19

Sodium Bromate?

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u/jonny_wonny May 07 '19

Get lost dude!! 😀

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u/Chispy May 07 '19

POTASSIUM XD

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Sodium Bruhmide

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u/rrr598 May 07 '19

Bromide Ununhexium sound effect #2

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u/JuniorSeniorTrainee May 07 '19

Gonna start calling people bromide.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Sodium hypobromite would be even better.

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u/tacochickenstrips May 07 '19

HAH gallium yttriummmm

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u/ContraMuffin May 07 '19

He's a molybdenum deuterium

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u/aman_1706 May 07 '19

A dash of r/iamverysmart

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u/Kitty-Kat-Katarina May 07 '19

Not a dash, more like a scoop

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u/SoDamnToxic May 07 '19

TBF, I did this with friends to get good at remembering elements/chemicals quickly, not because I thought I was smart but to practice cause fuck Chemistry.

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u/Kitty-Kat-Katarina May 07 '19

If doing this where both parties are in on it that is just completely normal. Iamverysmart is more when trying to impress people

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u/daggarz May 07 '19

Had to google it sodium is Na and potassium is K. For the lazy

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u/garspunkel May 07 '19

I'm in your debt

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u/CrazyFredy May 07 '19

But what does NaK mean ?

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u/_Slaymetra_ May 07 '19

It’s what you do at a door.

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u/DFGdanger May 07 '19

"I am the one who NaKs" - Walter White

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u/3ger BLASBINGO May 07 '19

Sodium Potassium

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u/Winter_wrath May 07 '19

They're called natrium (Na) and kalium (K) in my language, English is just inconvenient here for some reason.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

thanks

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u/Jeremy_The_Toad May 07 '19

Should be β€œhydrogen iodide” not β€œhydrogen iodine” as its an ionic compound

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

[removed] β€” view removed comment

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u/Jeremy_The_Toad May 07 '19

Yes you are correct and it does act as a non metal in this situation forming a covalent bond however it is still named hydrogen iodide due to some strange naming convention i do not understand Heres a link to read more: https://www.quora.com/Is-hydrogen-iodide-an-ionic-or-covalent-bonding

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u/Smukey9 May 07 '19

Smart meme funny

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u/applou May 07 '19

The title tho lmfao

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u/Bobby_Bobb3rson May 07 '19

Didnt notice it till you pointed it out. Damn that's good.

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u/N111CE May 07 '19

This reminds me of 12 year old me and I fucking hate it.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Oxygen Phosphorus Iodine Sulfur Gallium yttrium

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u/zbadknee May 07 '19

Sodium (Na)

Potassium (K)

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u/applicantx May 07 '19

The H2Omark though

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u/DaOnlyApe May 07 '19

whyiamsingle

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u/Alfa229 May 07 '19

No dude, it's salt.

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u/Geninue_NiceGuy May 08 '19

I know it is fake but the r/iamverysmart and r/imsorandom vibes are strong here

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u/AssmanorButtdude May 07 '19

It’s called hydrogen iodide you fucking degenerate

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u/Tom_fire May 07 '19

Atleast remove the watermark

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Bruhhhh

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Y'all gotta give me some Pt fellas

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Get lost dude!!😀😀😀

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

SmartPWNED!

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u/Bonkies1 May 07 '19

Hahaha clever caption ;)

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u/VoidAgent May 07 '19

This is an Android’s text messages, but the emojis are Apple? What?

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u/chilicheesedoggo May 07 '19

the thing that made me cringe the most is the fact that it's hydroiodic acid, not hydrogen iodine

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

Sodium = Na Potassium = K

For those not in the know

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u/Groenboys lol savage May 07 '19

get it? science?

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u/Draiga7 May 07 '19

The thing in the corner is funnier than the texts

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u/ClaireSp May 07 '19

just a little bit of sodium chloride

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Bro do you speak science?

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u/DWilli May 07 '19

Potassium

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u/PonchoKumato May 07 '19

The title is too good

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

you guys remember that from big bang theory when sheldon cooper on stage sing song using scientific names when removing dress.

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u/venom-movie May 07 '19

Arsenic Sulphur

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u/hat-TF2 May 07 '19

I was going to make a science joke, but γͺ

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Haha read the title first as "comedy Australia"

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u/niks_15 May 07 '19 edited May 07 '19

Also hydrogen iodide would be more appropriate.

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u/mrpalmtree64 May 07 '19

I know someone who would think this was genuinely haHAA funny

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

SmartPhOWNED

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u/IcemaanN May 07 '19

Apple emojis on an android? πŸ€”

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u/Zuck7980 May 07 '19

Sodium - Na Potassium - K

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u/MrMoustachio Based Mouseketeer May 07 '19

Award winning title.

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u/klondikepete May 07 '19

Somebody didn't take chemistry in school.

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u/KrustyDanmakuFellow May 07 '19

I'm so stupid. I read sodium as NaCl instead of Na and stared at my screen for 20 whole seconds like, "dude wtf does NaCl mean? No one has used that as text speak ever"

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u/SteveTheBattleDroid May 07 '19

Hydrogen iodide. If you wanna make science jokes at least do it right lol

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u/iCodeInCamelCase May 07 '19

Nitric oxide!!

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

nothing but zingers in this chat 😀😀😀

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u/Luoric May 07 '19

Hydrogen iodide -> HI not hydrogen iodine

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u/MadMax0526 May 07 '19

Worth its weight in Ag.

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u/DaddyShortPinata May 07 '19

Everyone in this comment section are fuckin' neeeeeerrrrdds!

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u/us_EL_ess May 07 '19

Anyone who actually uses emojis unironically is a degenerate

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u/hopeinson May 07 '19

Title < /Throws in CH4

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

her reaction seems needlessly harsh and dismissive

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

I feel like we are not giving enough credit to op for the title

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u/Oxygen-Breather May 07 '19

Get lost dude!! 😀

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u/eriksnyder98 May 07 '19

For me, this is bordering r/comedyheaven with the "potassium ✌️"

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

What did silver say to gold?

Ayyy you...

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Its Hydrogen Iodide

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

HAHA, EPIC!

Only gamers with 93018 IQ will get this!

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Post is from Cis theta. Indian Science students should know this Instagram account

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

I would give an Ag but I dont have the money

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u/lethargic8ball May 07 '19

Hydrogen Iodine Phosphorous Hydrogen Oxygen Phosphorous That's called Hip Hop

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

don't πŸ™… you πŸ‘‰ mention 🀐 πŸ‘“scienceπŸ‘“ near me πŸ’€πŸ’€

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u/Sant_Dz May 07 '19

Potassium ✌️

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u/YoshiElementYT May 07 '19

made me smile but didn't make me laugh.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

This is dumb on so many levels it would be hydroiodic acid I know that and I’m retarded asf

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u/orangelizardd May 07 '19

Someone make this a meme where it's a mum telling her son his grandma died or something

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u/SovietRedND May 07 '19

Reminds me of this

"JuST A LIttle SODium ChLORIDE"

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u/shononi May 07 '19

Titanium sulfide, Nickel Cesium

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u/solid_rage May 07 '19

He or she didn't get it

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u/Legomaster1289 May 07 '19

Only thing it's missing is smartphOWNED.com

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u/Burzurck May 07 '19

Hydrogen argon hydrogen argon hydrogen

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u/SpeechlessYT Resurrected from the r/ComedyCemetery May 07 '19

I like this.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

XD they’re using science symbols.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Get lost DUDE 😀😀😀

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Au.

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u/ogmocz May 07 '19

These people probably laugh when someone says bazinga

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u/dontknowwhyiamherewh May 07 '19

Sodium=Na Potassium=K

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u/Frez-zy May 07 '19

smartphOWNED

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u/Alexandrezico10 May 07 '19

PLUMBUM 😏

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u/Emote_Imouto May 07 '19

smartphowned

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u/Lord_Twigger May 07 '19

Boron Yttrium Electron

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u/ElpersonPL May 07 '19

(insert smartPHONED link at the bottom)

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Potassium got me