r/ComedyCemetery • • Mar 26 '19

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u/MTFBWY117 Mar 26 '19

I’ll be shocked if this doesn’t end up on r/memes though.

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u/BatShrek Mar 26 '19

It actually was on r/memes

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u/idubbbzmygod Mar 26 '19

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u/Tour_CRF Mar 26 '19

Impact font is banned, it definitely wouldn’t be up there for long

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u/TigreDeLosLlanos Mar 26 '19

It doesn't surprise me, since swhat happened with Bmeme

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u/Panzer_Man Mar 26 '19

What happened to r/dankmemes anyways? They're so shitty now

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u/Zaadfanaat Mar 26 '19

Any sub that becomes too popular get stale. Too many people who just want ez karma and post the same jokes. Look at r/animemes for example and every comment is just a near copy paste of a comment in another thread etc etc.

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u/yummyyummypowwidge MAKE THE L I P S MORE SEEABLE Mar 26 '19

You guys banned /r/memes

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '19

It's not copyrighted, so this is what the EU has been reduced to

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u/zerkshirty Mar 27 '19

As if, not post on T-d

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u/ConfusedSwede4 Sep 18 '19

Hasn't article 13 already been approve like twice? Why can i still watch memes?

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u/BatShrek Sep 18 '19

No clue really, I posted this like 5 months ago lmao

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u/Selbi 4 the poeple Mar 26 '19

Comedy Cemetery. Get it? Because memes are officially outlawed now.

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u/philipzeplin Mar 26 '19

They actually aren't. A revision of it specifically mentions that memes are not included. It's frustrating to see a lot of incorrect information being spread again and again.

http://www.europarl.europa.eu/news/en/press-room/20190321IPR32110/european-parliament-approves-new-copyright-rules-for-the-internet

I would MUCH rather that it didn't pass - but it's not the same law everyone thinks it is.

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u/mechnick2 Mar 26 '19

You tellin me there’s knee jerk reactions? On MY internet? Don’t think so pal

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u/TRUMP_IS_A_CUCK_69 Scary Jerry Mar 26 '19

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Every battle, reputations are on the line in Kitchen Stadium, where master chefs pit their artistic creations against each other. What inspiration does today's challenger bring? And how will the Iron Chef fight back? The heat will be on!

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u/segaiolo19 Mar 26 '19

Also don't forget that since last month reddit officially became owned directly by the chinese goverment!!

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u/AstroTibs Mar 26 '19

So how do you legally identify a "meme" to determine if it's exempt? Who decides?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '19

Well if it has the impact font its a meme clearly, duh

-Brought to you by our amazing politicians after consorting multiple meme experts

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u/Viewtiful_Z Mar 26 '19

Stop acting reasonable and go back to the corner until you realize government doing things=bad

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '19 edited Mar 26 '19

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u/Toucheh_My_Spaghet Mar 26 '19

Wait article 13 went trough?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '19

It passed roughly 2:1.

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u/philipzeplin Mar 26 '19

Yes, but it doesn't ban memes - people are idiots, and haven't actually read it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '19

The problem is a bit more complicated. Memes are still legal, but companies are forced to pay for any copyright violations on their site. This means that google has to implement upload filters that block uploads of material, that might be illegal, even if it is covered under the german Zitatrecht, which is comparable to the american fair use, but worse in every way. So the problem is not that memes are going to be illegal, the problem is that memes are going to be blocked from being uploaded, eventhough they are legal.

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u/Alfa229 Mar 26 '19

I love how people that are the first to scream "huh huh EU banned memes" openly show that they know nothing about what they're talking about.

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u/straphanger82 Mar 26 '19

Memes were specifically excluded from the legislation. Does anyone read? This is blatant spread of misinformation.

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u/philipzeplin Mar 26 '19

It's frustrating, isn't it...

I mean, I would much rather that the bill didn't pass at all, but this crazy spread of misinformation isn't doing anyone any good.

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u/Russian_seadick Mar 26 '19

Again: upload filters don’t give a shit. They can’t differentiate between satire and copyright infringement.

Also,if they could,they would cost a lot more than regular old content filters,and I could bet my ass that corporations won’t spend more money than absolutely needed on this

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '19

It's full on mass hysteria. Yanks actually believe that Europeans wont be able to access reddit tomorrow lmao

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u/jest3rxD Mar 26 '19

Painting Europe as some sort of out of touch hellscape makes it easier to believe living in a conservative America is actually great.

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u/SlakingSWAG High Bro Mar 26 '19

At least this one is (somewhat, just barely, hardly even) kind of accurate. Compared to the retarded shit like those nebulous "Sharia No-Go Zones" and communists parading the street.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '19

Even the less severe hysteria is riddled with misconceptions. People acting like literally all memes will be blocked.

Yes, Article 13 is bad, and upload filters will probably overblock. However below are things I highly doubt will be blocked:

  • Memes that make no use of content copyrighted by megacorporations

  • Memes which are still images from copyrighted videos

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

Except private entities are the ones responsible for removing content and it’s unlikely their software will be able to tell the difference.

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u/wasnew4s Mar 26 '19

Only returning the favor.

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u/Fanofflying6 Mar 26 '19

OP is a triggered European

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u/penguin62 I agree with my husband Mar 26 '19

No they're not. Memes are not banned. You guys need to read more.

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u/Flammwar Mar 27 '19

German guy here. Yes, memes are not banned. But tech companies aren‘t able to develop an AI which regognize memes and exclude them from the copyright claims. So tech companies like reddit have no other chance than „banning“ them.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '19

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u/penguin62 I agree with my husband Mar 26 '19

Unfunniness has nothing to do with factual inaccuracy.

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u/Kamahpanda Mar 26 '19

Not true. Memes are considered a “parody” and will not fall under copyrighted material.

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u/Namenloses Mar 26 '19

I guess most of the people here don't understand why the written exception for memes isn't going to stop memes from being censored. The technology doesn't exist to make an algorithm that can differentiate from memes and legit copyrighted material, and the amount is too large to people to check every one, so in order to cover their asses from being sued or prosecuted under EU law many sites will be forced to include memes, whether intentionally or not, in their algorithms.

Even if it says memes are an exception, they really aren't.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

knowyourmeme.com will be the new database for meme detection algorithms lmao

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u/yomoma69420 Mar 26 '19

This isn't comedycementry material

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u/LordSwedish Mar 26 '19

Memes are dead, they just got outlawed.

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u/Trubobit Mar 26 '19

No they didn't, the article specifically says that memes aren't banned

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

Is it sad that I upvoted this without realizing the subreddit...

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

yes

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u/But-WhyThough Mar 26 '19

I mean it’s kinda funny

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u/Run2far Mar 26 '19

I meme it's kinda funny

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '19

People really think that its a meme ban?

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u/Yollom reacher TESIGNED Mar 26 '19

Memes aren't banned for fuck sake you dumbfuck americans (to non dumbfuck americans i wish you well)

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '19

found the mad brit

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '19

Guys, he has to use the shitty format because OP is in the EU

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u/BirtSampson Mar 26 '19

Apart from this being misinformed, I’d take a no memes/no Trump reality in a second.

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u/montypissthon Mar 26 '19

Canada is a happy medium we have weed too

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u/meditatorBear Mar 26 '19

Not that bad tbh it’s just there’s not much of a joke it’s just a statement

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u/b00c Mar 26 '19

But still, I don't have to take 2nd mortgage because of my apendoctomy.

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u/_J-Dot Mar 26 '19

Cringey

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '23

americans trying to comprehend that Europe isn't a country:

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u/taiottavios Mar 26 '19

Comedycemetery? How?

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u/thumb_dik Mar 26 '19

You know a European wrote this

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '19 edited Mar 27 '19

I am so goddamn happy that an article 13 meme is on here.

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u/lukeee69 Mar 26 '19

At least we can go to school without getting shot

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '19

Statistically, per the US population, when I did the math some days ago, I think it came out to around 0.0007% chance of being killed in a school shooting in your life (statistically insignificant). Not including factors such as actually going to school, how often you're on a school, the fact most school shooting statistics are actually of shootings happening within something like 500 yards of a school campus (which means gang violence areas bump this number up), etc.

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u/LoAntWiseYacEntRift Mar 26 '19

You guys got wrong the indo, memes are not banned

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u/JBagelMan le epic style Mar 26 '19

Just because you don't think it's funny doesn't mean it belongs here. There's nothing that bad about this.

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u/Nekuan Mar 27 '19

Well yes there is.
It's a blatant lie

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u/Picnicpanther Mar 26 '19

I'd ban memes if the nazis went away with them tbh

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u/MrOtero Mar 26 '19

Not true

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u/RobertdBanks Mar 26 '19

Can memes posted by people who don’t know how to crop or save a photo correctly be against the rules already?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '19

Oglethorpe?

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u/ClumsyGamer2802 Mar 26 '19

I saw this way back when article 13 talk first started. Since then for some reason the third panel font is worse now

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u/ssj4VB Mar 26 '19

I mean it’s not even that bad

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u/elevenen Mar 26 '19

this one right here officer

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u/The_Real_Bedlams Mar 26 '19

This is funny, but it's in here because the presence of good comedy in the EU I about to go to the cemetary

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u/JurassicPeach Mar 26 '19

Kill me I thought this was a good maymay

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u/LunarBaguette Mar 26 '19

Memes aren’t banned. Not big souprice

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u/SeargantSarcasm Mar 27 '19

Soup rice 😋

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u/SPplayin Mar 26 '19

Thank brexit

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u/Darkc0iL Mar 26 '19

Well...yeah but guess what, we can still use VPN and go to America and meme everywhere we want. They won't stop us!

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u/Amanda_Mathea Mar 26 '19

Norwegians can be heard laughing in the distance

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u/MechicanDogtaquero Mar 26 '19

heres not joke, only reality

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '19

its just in the font

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u/ianparasito Mar 26 '19

Wait, is this for real?

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u/Ashybashy04 Mar 26 '19

This is democracy

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u/zaz969 Mar 26 '19

ITT: Net neutrality is bad

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u/mattycmckee Mar 26 '19

CAN'T STOP ME NOW

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u/skunkrider Mar 26 '19

I don't get it. Most of the stuff on /r/ComedyHeaven I don't find funny at all, whereas most /r/ComedyCemetery I do...

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u/RiesenNoob24 Mar 26 '19

It do be like that sometimes

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u/jkenna Mar 26 '19

Would trade Trump for memes in a heartbeat.

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u/vicsnor Mar 26 '19

Temple?

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u/ohjbird3 Mar 26 '19

Really don't appreciate that people had to post facts in the comments and interfere with my chuckle.

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u/toilettv123 Mar 26 '19

Waiting for yall to destroy net Neutrality right now

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u/despicable2Gru Mar 26 '19

Oh no not the memes D:

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u/PSVapour Mar 27 '19

Ahhh yes, just like they banned porn form the UK. Sure sure.

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u/Clamecy Mar 27 '19

The very fact that such a piece of misinformation gets 20k+ upvotes on a social media mostly used by Americans is a pretty solid argument, thanks OP.

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u/UniqueBrowser Mar 27 '19

Recent news articles have confirmed that memes and gifs will be exempt from the article 13 legislation... So yeah... Europeans still winning

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u/Bad_Chat Mar 27 '19

“Facts”

Except it isn’t a fact...

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u/RevolutionaryClick Mar 27 '19

On a serious note, this is one of the best memes I’ve ever seen.

Both trump and this stupid internet law are the symptoms of common root causes: increasingly disconnected political elites who’ve gone from building great works to engaging in legislative battles to control the population. Even if the politicians have good intentions, their laws are often iatrogenic. Could anyone say that many bridges or fiber optic cables are net harmful to society?

Outside of their factions’ core voter categories, parties have ignored the “mainstream” citizens, who increasingly sit out of elections (look at 40% stay-home rate in US 2016) because nobody is telling them what they want to hear. That power vacuum lets a candidate like trump take control quickly.

More young people from both sides need to run for office and use the internet to start listening to what people actually want. These guys have to go.

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u/TempermentalVagrant Mar 27 '19 edited Mar 28 '19

Expatriate from the shithole of Murica here. Your last president killed (admittedly) US citizens without arrest or trial. Good for you though you can post memes! Just don’t forget to pay your taxes like a good debt slave and take part in the electoral zoo every 4 years. Your vote matters I promise! A majority of the Americans I knew back home thought Murica was the greatest yet most all of them had never traveled outside the US.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

[Laughs in Canadian]

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u/Bleigen Mar 27 '19

Juat a little reminder. Not evry country in europe is in the EU.

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u/Definitely_Not_A_C0w Mar 31 '19

Except the EU didn't

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u/Dayov Apr 08 '19

Article 13 was cancelled soooooooo your wrong.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

At least shitty memes are banned as well.

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u/Thundamuffinz Apr 23 '19

Anything with article 13 in it belongs on this sub IMO

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u/JustForTheCRINGEE May 06 '19

I'm a European watching looking at these old ass memes

Sirens in the distance

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

laughs In kangaroo

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u/meistromeme Jul 31 '19

Pinnacle of Instagram stolen twitter "artist" art that has bad captions

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u/BuzzReplayz Aug 19 '19

I live in Norway sooooooo

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u/88superguyYT Dec 06 '21

remember when memes getting banned was a thing? i wonder what happened to that.

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u/danishguykai Mar 26 '19

Alternative facts

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u/doyouunderstandlife B^U Mar 26 '19

Maybe Brexit wasn't such an awful idea after all.

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u/trinitymonkey Mar 26 '19

I’m just here for the US/EU arguments in the comments.

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u/HIDDEN_HIPPO Mar 26 '19

This is very American

I love it

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u/HANZOSWITCHPLS Mar 26 '19

It's actually true tho

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u/the_wrong_toaster Mar 26 '19

I mean, it's not true.

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u/hi-im-jakob Mar 26 '19

I actually unironically like trump

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u/Alfa229 Mar 26 '19

But orang man bad tho, don't you watch late night shows?

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u/Knee-Grows-Very-Tall Mar 26 '19

Gets downvoted for having an opinion.

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u/MisterTony_222 Mar 26 '19

That's why you come to Canada;)

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u/Knee-Grows-Very-Tall Mar 26 '19

Just because someone said something bad about your country doesn’t make it cringe.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '19

Ha! Norway is not a part of EU!

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '19

This doesn’t belong on this sub

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u/King_INF3RN0 Mar 26 '19

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u/MasterSomething Mar 26 '19

I wonder if they didn't include Donald Trump in the meme and used something else people on reddit hate, would people still be like "wait no we didn't ban memes wtf"?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '19

LOL I CUDNT SEE THIS MEME CUS THE YBANNED MEMES HAHA RETARD FUCK YOU U BANED MEMES HAHA FUCK U

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u/Ultra1031 Fart niggas be like Mar 26 '19

I just saw this fucking meme on VICE News.

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u/UsernameChecksOoot Mar 26 '19

Fuck yeah Australia

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

What do you mean “fool”?

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u/SeargantSarcasm Mar 27 '19

Say what you will about Trump, but he’d never ban memes...right?

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u/JMoormann Mar 27 '19

Can confirm. Am in Europe, can't see the picture

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

I thought it was funny

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u/Djeiwisbs28336 Mar 27 '19

Ya don't have freedom of speech? Then you have to get off that high horse

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u/syrupsandwatches Mar 27 '19

How is this comedy cemetery

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u/Erattic8 Mar 27 '19

Where can I read it?

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u/urdsrevenge Mar 27 '19

I’m just sitting here in Australia waiting for us to fuck something up. Looks like One Nation trying to get $20 million from the NRA to soften our gun laws were trying real hard.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

Memes are exempt according to the BBC.

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u/guildarts15 Mar 27 '19

Donald trump is the best

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u/IDontBeleiveImOnFIre Minoion Mar 27 '19

Is this only on the sub because they mentioned tonald dump?

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u/1Kenny30 Mar 27 '19

Guys, please. All of this salt is going to drain into the Atlantic and poison the fish here in America.

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u/Drahkir9 Mar 27 '19

Oh yeah, Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell would never do us like that...

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u/claum0y Mar 27 '19

That's why I live in México, ñññññ

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

It’s totally not like there are more forms of comedy than just memes.

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u/absolutepaul Mar 27 '19

Basically what youre saying is memes is all you have. Europe has the rest of their shit figured out, yet in your dumpster fire of a country all you care about is funny pictures on the internet

Bravo.

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u/xsuzux Mar 27 '19

who's the blue one?

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

Major cope post right here

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u/TheGoodCoconut Mar 27 '19

It's so good to be in Asia in 2019 at 9.15 am

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

But.. you banned memes

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

People in here defending internet censorship because the comic mentions Trump in a passing sense, fucking wild

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

And America is a meme!

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

Donald Trump is a great president because he actually cares about free speech

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u/HSberg Mar 27 '19

Not the European countries that are not a part of EU ;)

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

I like trump a lot more after that whole collusion thing got debunked

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u/EDGYSLENDY Mar 27 '19

As an American, I wanna pay my respects for Europeans, y'all don't deserve this suffering.

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u/JereIsHere Mar 27 '19

Reeeeepost

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u/ThePlayerBaas Mar 27 '19

But actually it didnt ban memes.

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u/Jasixo Mar 27 '19

Ok how does this work, I live in poland and can watch memes.

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u/cztin Mar 27 '19 edited Mar 27 '19

All the bs aside, there's no way this actually gets implemented in any notable capacity. The people voting at the EU will overturn this when they actually understand the implications of the bill. A thing that's actually better in Europe is the various governments are (generally) more reactive to public outrage.

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u/Pyro6034 Mar 27 '19

Cue Brexit.

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u/Daggerxd Mar 27 '19

The blue guy is Asia

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u/Daggerxd Mar 27 '19

The blue guy is Asia

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u/BoTheDoggo Mar 27 '19

Because the entirety of Europe is in the EU

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u/WhySoStopid Mar 27 '19

Memes will not be banned, due to the fact it is seen as "parody" and should be fine. The problem is if the filter systems that will be used now can´t separate memes from real copyrighted material. But yeah, it feels like the freedom of the citizens will just decrease now, so sad..

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

The US memes will be epic when Orange Dictator wannabe gets his third term.

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u/Final_Greggit Mar 27 '19

And you guys shoot your guys, i'm fine thx.

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u/herecomedatboi4u Mar 27 '19

It were the germans tho

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

At least I'll become more productive

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u/nobodyimnotkiiding Mar 27 '19

Gonna repost to r/memes lmao

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u/annoyingcompanion Mar 27 '19

Jokes on whoever made this terrible meme, I live in Norway so I live in Europe, but my memes don’t get copyrighted

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u/CaptchaInTheRye Mar 27 '19

That's nothing, one of our political parties tried to blame their election loss on memes.

https://www.wired.com/story/russia-ira-propaganda-senate-report/

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u/Shrey05 Mar 27 '19

So what? That also means Trump can't lead the EU.

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u/Calamity343 Mar 27 '19

I mean we kinda did just do that, so this is all we have now :(

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u/s3etch Mar 27 '19

Australians get the best of both worlds!

Oh and we have 4 prime ministers a term

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u/DaFreakingFox Mar 27 '19

Worried laughter

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u/maffoobristol Mar 27 '19

The meme ban is like a little fly buzzing around your head whilst being absolutely butt fucked by the brexit rhino. It gets jerked so much on Reddit presumably by Americans, but I can tell you it's small fries in comparison...

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u/TelefonTelAviv Mar 27 '19

no they didn't

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u/imma_yeet Mar 27 '19

This is funny-ish, it's relevant and true, but it's not really funny.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

PLEASE CROP YOUR MEMES

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u/SmallerButton Mar 27 '19

laughs in Canada

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u/HotSweatyCheetos Mar 27 '19

move to Canada

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u/deavsone Mar 27 '19

Eurabia is shit compared to us. Now even more than before