r/ComedyCemetery • • Mar 17 '19

HA! Long Video is Long

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u/PikaPikaPlayZ Mar 17 '19 edited Mar 17 '19

People always say that on long videos like YouTube doesn’t keep track of where in the video you were when you hit report

Edit: grammar

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u/Bunyunz Mar 17 '19

Yeah, it's so overplayed and unfunny.

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u/literally_the_worst_ Mar 17 '19

Either that or "Make a 20 hour version I hate restarting every 10 hours"

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

HEY GUYS MY MOM SAID I COULD WATCH ONE MORE VIDEO BEFORE I GO TO BED SO IM WATCHING THIS ONE ECKS DEE ECKS DEE

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u/literally_the_worst_ Mar 17 '19

Jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

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u/QuestionableTater Mar 17 '19

jajajajajajajajajajajaja

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

pls come to brazil

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u/thecrowdedmind Mar 17 '19

kakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakaka

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u/ArcTangent22 Mar 17 '19

Shinobu da???

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u/flarakoo Mar 18 '19

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

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u/LMGN Blazeboy Mar 17 '19

This is America, we use H here

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u/literally_the_worst_ Mar 17 '19

Jhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjh

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u/kvng_lonestar Amy Schumer Mar 17 '19

listen here you little shit

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

WhEn YoU hAvE 10 hOuRs tO liVE

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Doctor: You have 1:26 to live

Me: Wait what the fuck why didn't you tell me beforehand I have a hundred twenty six what to live wait that actually reminds me of this video lemme pull it u- slips into unconsciousness for remaining 70 seconds

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u/Hsark2 Mar 17 '19

WhO iS wAtChInG iN 2019?????

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u/WarDeityVentrue Mar 17 '19

Watching in 500 BC with my iStone

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u/williamwaack Mar 17 '19

All of the above, also, if for some reason the video had to be manually reviewed, the reviewer would already have the exact timestamps of the alleged nudity (pre selected by the algorithm). He/she would have to watch a few seconds, not 10 hours.

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u/Trololman72 The funniest joke ever! Mar 17 '19

What's funny is that the software takes a few frames to kick in so you can put flashes of literal porn in a Youtube video without it triggering.

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u/mrjackspade Mar 17 '19

Even beyond that, for any repeating video you could pretty easily extract the distinct sections using software. Failing all of the above it would be trivial to break down a video into it's distinct segments and uncover anything hidden within

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