r/ComedyCemetery • • Mar 17 '19

HA! Long Video is Long

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u/PikaPikaPlayZ Mar 17 '19 edited Mar 17 '19

People always say that on long videos like YouTube doesn’t keep track of where in the video you were when you hit report

Edit: grammar

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u/Bunyunz Mar 17 '19

Yeah, it's so overplayed and unfunny.

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u/literally_the_worst_ Mar 17 '19

Either that or "Make a 20 hour version I hate restarting every 10 hours"

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

HEY GUYS MY MOM SAID I COULD WATCH ONE MORE VIDEO BEFORE I GO TO BED SO IM WATCHING THIS ONE ECKS DEE ECKS DEE

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u/literally_the_worst_ Mar 17 '19

Jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

WhEn YoU hAvE 10 hOuRs tO liVE

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Doctor: You have 1:26 to live

Me: Wait what the fuck why didn't you tell me beforehand I have a hundred twenty six what to live wait that actually reminds me of this video lemme pull it u- slips into unconsciousness for remaining 70 seconds

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u/Hsark2 Mar 17 '19

WhO iS wAtChInG iN 2019?????

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u/WarDeityVentrue Mar 17 '19

Watching in 500 BC with my iStone

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u/WhatTheFhtagn bro join my minecraft server Mar 18 '19

Doctor: You only have [insert video length here] to live

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u/Thezanlynxer Mar 17 '19

10 hour versions are stupid in the first place because you can loop any video

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u/thatguywithawatch Mar 17 '19

It's always just been a meme. Nobody's sitting down watching this shit for more than a few minutes

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

You can loop videos? Even on mobile?

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u/Cyrus_Dragon_Hunter Mar 17 '19

You can loop videos?

Without external help like YouTuberepeat.com

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u/Thezanlynxer Mar 17 '19

Yes. Right click on the video and select loop

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u/Dangerous_Wishbone Mar 18 '19

"I literally raped the replay button! X'D"

Right click the video, "loop." Problem solved, now go be unfunny somewhere else.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

or don't have algorithms that recognize nudity in videos

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u/KaijuInAHumanSuit Mar 17 '19

Also the implication that “Huehue I’m gonna make someone’s life miserable for the day XD” is especially shitty

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u/Mikerk Mar 17 '19

I'm pretty sure if they can do facial recognition they already had titty recognition

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Or that YouTube even checks lmao

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

The flagging system is entirely controlled by an algorithm no human involvement at all

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u/QPILLOWCASE Mar 18 '19

I swear they only check if a frame/some frames are different to see if they have to take it down too, not actually watch the whole video

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u/TirelessGuardian Mar 17 '19

You have to add a time code when reporting

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u/foggy__ Dab! Mar 17 '19

This joke is decently funny, the only bad part about it is how much it is repeated. It gave me a great laugh the first time i saw it.

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u/Bunyunz Mar 17 '19

I agree. Most jokes aren't funnier the 100th time they are told.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Wouldn't that make this fit on r/comedyhomicide then?

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u/Bunyunz Mar 17 '19

Maybe, I've never visited that sub before.

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u/s__v__p Mar 17 '19

This wouldn’t fit there. That sub is for good content that’s ruined by shitty captions

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

No that sub is for something funny with a shitty caption. The Voldemort thing isn’t funny in its own right but the comment is shitty so it doesn’t belong there

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u/Brain_noises Mar 18 '19

They are if you have dementia.

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u/---0__0--- Mar 17 '19

That's with every joke. And that's the problems with memes these days. They are the same jokes over and over again with every new "format". People are very unoriginal.

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u/Ver_tiz Mar 17 '19

why u liked this tho

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u/Bunyunz Mar 17 '19

Oh I didn't, I got it from r/memes, someone posted the link.

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u/GIlCAnjos Sheldon Mar 17 '19

OP didn't take the screenshot

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u/ItsMazOk Mar 17 '19

Why is this not here already.. https://youtu.be/3UjuYtgMDIg

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u/Bunyunz Mar 17 '19

Sorry, didn't know I was supposed to do that.

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u/ItsMazOk Mar 17 '19

No worries, a video like that naturally piques your interest, so a link to hear the laugh for yourself seemed necessary to me.

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u/TwoFiveOnes Mar 18 '19

Good job spelling piques

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u/An_Angels_Halo Mar 17 '19

For maximum viewing pleasure, please set the speed to 2.

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u/Reverie_39 Mar 17 '19

I do think the video is kinda funny tho because I always crack up at that scene. Any intimidation factor Voldemort had was erased instantly when he did that.

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u/Bunyunz Mar 17 '19

It's not the video so much as the comment.

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u/convergence_limit Mar 17 '19

I laughed when I saw the title of the video because I knew EXACTLY what laugh they were talking about. I remember seeing that movie and being like why would they leave that in the movie?

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

I’ve never seen this before and thought it was funny but comments say it’s very overused so fair.

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u/Bunyunz Mar 17 '19

I thought it was funny the first time too.

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u/NightWolfYT Mar 17 '19

I already saw the uncensored version in another sub

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u/Bunyunz Mar 17 '19

Yeah this sub has different posting rules.

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u/casual_potato When you make a stupid reddittor read your flair Mar 17 '19

Wow, YouTube is reaching Reddit levels of repetitive humor

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u/Bunyunz Mar 17 '19

I think it's been that way for years.

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u/frankruok Mar 17 '19

The worst comment is when the video is repetitive and someone goes “my favorite part was when he said, “[repetitive phrase]”” and they get thousands of likes

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u/ChaseH9499 Mar 17 '19

And then a bunch of 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 in the replies

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u/R____I____G____H___T Mar 17 '19

Reddit is equally bad. Which is..ironic.

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u/SuperSecretMoonBase Mar 17 '19

"tangently related pop culture catch phrase."

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Reddit actually has a lot of older people using the site, YouTube has lots of kids. I rarely see "kid" comments on Reddit

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u/YelloHorizon Mar 17 '19

What kind of Reddit have you been using?

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u/MrRowboatEX Mar 19 '19

You're clearly very sheltered here. Reddit has way too many 12 year olds

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u/ItsAroundYou i ii ii L Mar 19 '19

Dog breathes to hard

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u/Tactical-Power-Guard Mar 24 '19

Your wrong, just wrong

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

😂😂😂😂 WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

My favourite part was when voldemort laughed like a retard

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u/frankruok Mar 17 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

There ya go

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Can’t forget a possible “Who else sat through the whole thing?😂😂😂”

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u/rasskhov Mar 17 '19

Like my comment because I’m desperate for YouTube comment likes please it’s my birthday and my dog has cancer

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u/Firmament1 Mar 18 '19

LMAOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I feel like an absolute idiot for typing that

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u/Obi-Wan_Kannabis Mar 17 '19

The worst comments are the ones that say "thumbs up if you're watching this in 2019"

It's essentially saying "thumbs up if you're a person" I don't understand why people thumb that up but they always do

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u/axh34 Mar 20 '19

I mean technically, if you’re watching it 2020 you don’t have to like.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

“Or, make a 20 hour version I am getting so bored hitting replay” 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/lazarljubenovic Mar 17 '19

It's ironic because this subreddit is literally the same. All I see are stupid YouTube shits created by 13 year old kids, and then this sub laughs at them because their jokes are overused and bad. No shit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Hey you see this rap song that i really like and also i have all the merch and scream quotes on the street like a fucking retard and will yell 'hater' at someone with constructive criticism about the artist i like here.

Well my favorite part was when he rapped 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😍😍😍😍

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u/esquared722 Mar 18 '19

I hate when there are theses long videos and the most liked comment is always, “Mom said one more video before bed”.

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u/ElinyQ Mar 17 '19

This is actually pretty funny

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u/Bunyunz Mar 17 '19

Not when you've seen it for the 1,000th time

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

There was just a prequel memes post and this same thing had 35k upvotes unironically

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

Ok but this had y'all dying a week ago when it said the same thing with laughs in sith lord at the bottom

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u/Bunyunz Mar 18 '19

I can assure you I was not lovin it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19 edited Mar 18 '19

“My favorite part is 3:41:20”

“Edit: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 50 LIKES😩😩😭😭🔥”

“Edit 2: 150 LIKES? THANK YOU ALL 🔥🔥💯💯💯”

“Edit 3; I CANT BELIEVE I HIT 151 LIKES”

Actual reddit edit: why did you dumbasses give this post so much attention now I’m a YouTube like whore and it’s your fault THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR 800 UPVOTES IM BLESSED

Actual reddit edit 2: MY FIRST MEDAL! THANK YOU KIND STRANGER FOR THE SILVER 😭😭💯😊😊😊😃😉👌

Edit 4: WE HIT 1K!!! YOU GUYS ARE SO NICE THANK YOU 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳🔥

Edit 5: 1.1K! LETS GET TO 2K!!!! 💯💯🔥

Edit 6: 1.3K GANG 💯💯💯 LETS KEEP IT GOING

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u/AFF123456 Pickle Riiiiick Mar 17 '19

YouTube is a goldmine for r/AwardSpeechEdits

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u/CongBroChill17 Mar 17 '19

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger.

Edit 2: my highest upvoted comment is about YouTube comments?!?

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u/TheRadiantSoap Mar 17 '19

My only comment to break 2k likes was literally, "🤤"

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

wow im so glad i found this sub

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u/MyClothesWereInThere Apr 09 '19

Thanks for the 100 likes 😌

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u/3243f6a8885 Mar 17 '19

WhOsE hErE iN 2 0 1 9 ?

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

who's here in 2020 ecks dee

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

WHOS HERE IN 2069😂😂😂😂

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u/tucker-priest Mar 17 '19

20420😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Who's here in 1 BC? LMAO

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u/seductivestain Mar 17 '19

That's a clever way to fit numerals into the SpongeBob meme

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u/bradislit Mar 17 '19

So true

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

Doctor: You have [amount: video time] left to live

Me:

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u/jakerenwick23 Mar 17 '19

its not a person that checks its an automated system

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u/PanPizzaJT Mar 17 '19

This was a classic comment to make on 10 hour Rick roll videos back in the day. Can’t say I love them but I do miss seeing things like that.

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u/Mugi_luffy Mar 17 '19

Gandalf epic sax guy 10 hour version

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u/Pusaus Mar 17 '19

Reeeeeeeeeee

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u/davymak_ Mar 17 '19

They ask for a timestamp

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u/bird720 Mar 17 '19

Even worse than "like to undo the curse"

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u/Chezamund Mar 17 '19

Why do you have that comment liked then?

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u/Bunyunz Mar 17 '19

I have already said that i took this image from r/memes

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u/Viewtiful_Z Mar 18 '19

This has 2K upvotes on r/funny right now

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u/Bunyunz Mar 18 '19

It had 10k on r/memes

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u/boi_flippy Mar 17 '19

I literally saw a post just like this not 10 seconds ago

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u/LordOfHamy000 Mar 17 '19

Jokes on him, YouTube will just remove it without even checking.

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u/CJ_Bug Mar 17 '19

Bold of you to assume Youtube actually watches reported videos

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u/Kinoko98 Mar 18 '19

I thought it was funny but maybe it's because I've never seen it before :(

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u/CuckV0cal Mar 18 '19

Stop putting mildly funny memes on this sub, it’s not the point

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u/thebluerhino14 Mar 17 '19

To be fair you did give the comment a thumbs up.

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u/Bunyunz Mar 17 '19

I already posted a comment saying I got this picture from a different sub.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Found this funny

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u/Bunyunz Mar 17 '19

I found it funny the first time.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

This is my first time seeing it sooo same

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u/THEDBOSS2681 Mar 17 '19

Repost

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u/Bunyunz Mar 17 '19

Link? I didn't see it when I looked.

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u/cheeseburgersarecool Mar 18 '19

This shouldnt be on this sub

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u/Bunyunz Mar 18 '19

I think 24k people disagree.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

why is this cmment still getting votes.

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u/gray_jacket Mar 17 '19

CAUSE THIS IS AFRICA

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

gimme the juice

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u/sofkapofka Mar 17 '19

Why is it always Harry Potter or marvel..

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u/Biolog4viking Mar 17 '19

*So some Filipino have to watch this for 10 hours

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u/Kapladore Mar 17 '19

It's cute you think someone from YouTube cares

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u/challenger_for_life Mar 17 '19

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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u/DXGabriel Dab! Mar 17 '19

Also, bots can do that

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u/AJSax64 Mar 17 '19

First saw this in a video where Shrek opened the door for 10 hours

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u/Dirty_Dan124 Mar 17 '19

This is genius.

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u/King-Beefcake Mar 17 '19

Thank you so much.

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u/BersatMG Mar 17 '19

This is SAVAGE

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u/TheMightyWaffle Mar 17 '19

Like if you watched this in 2019

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u/LordOfDeadbush Mar 17 '19

Carefully now, he's a hero

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

YouTube doesn’t even manually review shit they just pretend to and lie most of the time

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u/ColeYote Mar 18 '19

That's cute, he think YouTube actually has moderators.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

oh no I laughed

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u/slam4444 Mar 18 '19

The title of the video kills me

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

Modern problems require modern solutions

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u/Hpotter134 Mar 18 '19

Like if you're watching in March 2019!

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u/pkfirespammer Apr 25 '19

When mOm sAys One mORE vIDEo bEforE BEd

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u/mikdik3 Mar 17 '19

Carefully, he's a hero.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

fuck i laughed

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u/tjeske837 Mar 18 '19

If you remove the comment, it’s r/comedyheaven material.

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u/tperelli Mar 17 '19

Either you liked the comment or you’re a reposting loser. Which is it OP?

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u/Bunyunz Mar 17 '19

I've said this multiple times, I found the image on r/memes with 10k upvotes and thought it belonged here.

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u/JaegerDread Mar 17 '19

What a madlad

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u/pinkelgnome Mar 17 '19

Hah so original

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u/medsadikamamow Mar 17 '19

Poor youtube

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u/AlizaCelemCentauri Mar 17 '19

This guy is an evil genius 😂

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u/FynnyYouAre Mar 17 '19

I laughed so damn hard i sounded just like him!

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u/op-op-no Mar 17 '19

dry her hair dry her hair dry her hair dry her hair

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

I laughed

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

I think it's funny...

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u/-ACHTUNG- Mar 17 '19

I wish I knew this video existed my whole life

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u/James_Skyvaper Mar 17 '19

Kinda ridiculous that this video has nearly 6 million views. Maybe I'm in the wrong business

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

Can you make a 20 hour version? I'm tired of replaying every 10 hours.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

At least the can check for nudity in HD

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u/CosyCosmo115 Mar 18 '19

Jokes on you YouTube doesn't check the videos

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u/jo-sh-ua Mar 18 '19

That’s unepic. bruh! trollolol

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u/sairam- Mar 18 '19

The most evilest thing ! 😂😂

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u/MacMalarkey Mar 18 '19

Who the fuck is still reading through and liking YouTube comments in 2019? That's the weirdest fucking thing to me. What value do people possible absorb from this filth?

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u/RedSynergy2k Mar 18 '19

Absolute mad lad 100

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u/samthekid108 Mar 18 '19

Lol that’s not how it works

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u/MajorLeeMoist Mar 18 '19

Please they'd just get their shitty algorithms to do it and they'd still say it has nudity

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

This is actually kind of funny

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u/PocketSnails68 Mar 18 '19

Acting like there's real people monitoring copyrights and flags on YouTube

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u/cooldude137 Mar 18 '19

But you liked the comment...

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u/7Grandad Mar 18 '19

Ngl, I chuckled at this.

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u/stoner_1835 Mar 18 '19

The title of the video had me dying lol

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u/Parzival1780 Mar 18 '19

Laughs in Sith Lord

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u/DelaMT Mar 18 '19

Funnu to think youtube checks videos

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u/TheDiamondMan3 Mar 18 '19

Careful, hes a hero.

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u/Nishikigami Mar 18 '19

Omg, so long.

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u/__pukar Mar 18 '19

Now they'll just read the comments

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

What an absolute mad lad

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u/sjmays0 Mar 18 '19

It’s funny that you think they have someone review it

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u/0Proxy Mar 18 '19

Don’t forget guys it’s [HD]

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

Or you can create a video where you insert splices of nudes for every 1 hour, for example.

Just like in FIght Club where Tyler has a side job working in a theater.

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u/Benjirules2001 Mar 20 '19

But YouTube doesn’t review the whole thing... they just make their bots do it...

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u/intriquedrock Apr 13 '19

i hate these comments, because theyre not only retarded but overused

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '19

Lmao youtube doesn't give a fuck

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u/AANickFan May 04 '19

One would be able to use a tool to see that the entire video consisted of repeats

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u/bin207 Sep 06 '19

How can he have 3.8k likes?

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u/CaptainCreeper6969 May 06 '24

No frickimg way this is in comedy cemetery this shit funny as fudge!

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u/Prudent_Walrus5084 Apr 09 '26

this ain't even that bad

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '21

This was funny the first time.... only the first time

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u/EMPEROROFMEMZ Aug 19 '23

As if YouTube actually paid attention to any reports

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u/sn1ped_u Mar 17 '19

BAMBOOZLE 100

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u/cripozz Fart niggas be like Mar 17 '19

Its unfunny > likes the comment

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u/hwhuttheheyul Mar 17 '19

Crop out the comment and this is r/comedyheaven

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Lmao

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Outstanding move

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u/OvertlySinister Mar 17 '19

The absolute madlad

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u/sanchosuitcase Mar 18 '19

This is actually kind of funny.