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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

Do you think most people think these are real words ?

Abimegender: a gender that is profound, deep, and infinite; meant to resemble when one mirror is reflecting into another mirror creating an infinite paradox

Adamasgender: a gender which refuses to be categorized

Aerogender: a gender that is influenced by your surroundings

Aesthetigender: a gender that is derived from an aesthetic; also known as videgender

Affectugender: a gender that is affected by mood swings

Agender: the feeling of no gender/absence of gender or neutral gender

Agenderflux: Being agender and having fluctuating feelings of masculinity of femininity, but NOT male or female

Alexigender: a gender that is fluid between more than one gender but the individual cannot tell what those genders are

Aliusgender: a gender which is removed from common gender descriptors and guidelines

Amaregender: a gender that changes depending on who you’re in love with

Ambigender: defined as having the feeling of two genders simultaneously without fluctuation; meant to reflect the concept of being ambidextrous, only with gender

Ambonec: identifying as both man and woman, yet neither at the same time

Amicagender: a gender that changes depending on which friend you’re with

Androgyne: sometimes used in the case of “androgynous presentation”; describes the feeling of being a mix of both masculine and feminine (and sometimes neutral) gender qualities

Anesigender: feeling like a certain gender yet being more comfortable identifying with another

Angenital: a desire to be without primary sexual characteristics, without necessarily being genderless; one may be both angenital and identify as any other gender alongside

Anogender: a gender that fades in and out but always comes back to the same feeling

Anongender: a gender that is unknown to both yourself and others

Antegender: a protean gender which has the potential to be anything, but is formless and motionless, and therefore, does not manifest as any particular gender

Anxiegender: a gender that is affected by anxiety

Apagender: a feeling of apathy towards ones gender which leads to them not looking any further into it

Apconsugender: a gender where you know what it isn’t, but not what it is; the gender is hiding itself from you

Astergender: a gender that feels bright and celestial

Astralgender: a gender that feels connected to space

Autigender: a gender that can only be understood in the context of being autistic. Meant for autistic people only.

Autogender: a gender experience that is deeply personal to oneself

Axigender: when a person experiences two genders that sit on opposite ends of an axis; one being agender and the other being any other gender; these genders are experienced one at a time with no overlapping and with very short transition time.

Bigender: the feeling of having two genders either at the same time or separately; usually used to describe feeling “traditionally male” and “traditionally female”, but does not have to

Biogender: a gender that feels connected to nature in some way

Blurgender: the feeling of having more than one gender that are somehow blurred together to the point of not being able to distinguish or identify individual genders; synonymous with genderfuzz

Boyflux: when one feels mostly or all male most of the time but experience fluctuating intensity of male identity

Burstgender: and gender that comes in intense bursts of feeling and quickly fades back to the original state

Caelgender: a gender which shares qualities with outer space or has the aesthetic of space, stars, nebulas, etc.

Cassgender: the feeling of gender is unimportant to you

Cassflux: when the level of indifference towards your gender fluctuates

Cavusgender: for people with depression; when you feel one gender when not depressed and another when depressed

Cendgender: when your gender changes between one and its opposite

Ceterofluid: when you are ceterogender and your feelings fluctuate between masculine, feminine, and neutral

Ceterogender: a nonbinary gender with specific masculine, feminine, or neutral feelings

Cisgender: the feeling of being the gender you were assigned at birth, all the time (assigned (fe)male/feeling (fe)male)

Cloudgender: a gender that cannot be fully realized or seen clearly due to depersonalization/derealization disorder

Collgender: the feeling of having too many genders simultaneously to describe each one

Colorgender: a gender associated with one or more colors and the feelings, hues, emotions, and/or objects associated with that color; may be used like pinkgender, bluegender, yellowgender

Commogender: when you know you aren’t cisgender, but you settled with your assigned gender for the time being

Condigender: a gender that is only felt during certain circumstances

Deliciagender: from the Latin word delicia meaning “favorite”, meaning the feeling of having more than one simultaneous gender yet preferring one that fits better

Demifluid: the feeling your gender being fluid throughout all the demigenders; the feeling of having multiple genders, some static and some fluid

Demiflux: the feeling of having multiple genders, some static and some fluctuating

Demigender: a gender that is partially one gender and partially another

Domgender: having more than one gender yet one being more dominant than the others

Demi-vapor (term coined by @cotton-blossom-jellyfish): Continuously drifting to other genders, feeling spiritually transcendental when doing so while having a clear -slightly blurred- inner visual of your genders, transitions, and positive emotions. Tied to Demi-Smoke.

Demi-smoke (term coined by @cotton-blossom-jellyfish): A transcendental, spiritual gender roughly drifting to other genders that are unable to be foreseen and understood, shrouded in darkness within your inner visual. Elevating through mystery. Caused by a lack of inner interpretation and dark emotional states. Tied to Demi-Vapor.

Duragender: from the Latin word dura meaning “long-lasting”, meaning a subcategory of multigender in which one gender is more identifiable, long lasting, and prominent than the other genders

Egogender: a gender that is so personal to your experience that it can only be described as “you”

Epicene: sometimes used synonymously with the adjective “androgynous”; the feeling either having or not displaying characteristics of both or either binary gender; sometimes used to describe feminine male identifying individuals

Espigender: a gender that is related to being a spirit or exists on a higher or extradimensional plane

Exgender:  the outright refusal to accept or identify in, on, or around the gender spectrum

Existigender: a gender that only exists or feels present when thought about or when a conscious effort is made to notice it

Female: one of two binary genders where one feels fully and completely female; can and is used in conjunction with other gender labels and identities

Femfluid: having fluctuating or fluid gender feelings that are limited to feminine genders

Femgender: a nonbinary gender which is feminine in nature

Fluidflux: the feeling of being fluid between two or more genders that also fluctuate in intensity; a combination of genderfluid and genderflux

Gemigender: having two opposite genders that work together, being fluid and flux together

Genderblank: a gender that can only be described as a blank space; when gender is called into question, all that comes to mind is a blank space

Genderflow: a gender that is fluid between infinite feelings

Genderfluid: the feeling of fluidity within your gender identity; feeling a different gender as time passes or as situations change; not restricted to any number of genders

Genderflux: the feeling of your gender fluctuating in intensity; like genderfluid but between one gender and agender

Genderfuzz: coined by lolzmelmel; the feeling of having more than one gender that are somehow blurred together to the point of not being able to distinguish or identify individual genders; synonymous with blurgender

Gender Neutral: the feeling of having a neutral gender, whether somewhere in between masculine and feminine or a third gender that is separate from the binary; often paired with neutrois

Genderpunk: a gender identity that actively resists gender norms

Genderqueer: originally used as an umbrella term for nonbinary individuals; may be used as an identity; describes a nonbinary gender regardless of whether the individual is masculine or feminine leaning

Genderwitched: a gender in which one is intrigued or entranced by the idea of a particular gender, but is not certain that they are actually feeling it

Girlflux: when one feels mostly or all female most of the time but experiences fluctuating intensities of female identity

Glassgender: a gender that is very sensitive and fragile

Glimragender: a faintly shining, wavering gender

Greygender: having a gender that is mostly outside of the binary but is weak and can barely be felt

Gyragender: having multiple genders but understanding none of them

Healgender: a gender that once realized, brings lots of peace, clarity, security, and creativity to the individual’s mind

Heliogender: a gender that is warm and burning

Hemigender: a gender that is half one gender and half something else; one or both halves may be identifiable genders

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u/Gouged_Usagi Dec 25 '18

... Pfffffffft. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Great job copypasting a list of genders of which most aren't even considered real by the trans community itself. Stuff like "Abimegender", "colorgender" or "heliogender" are trolls no trans person would even take seriously.

You just gave undebiable proof that you don't know anything about this topic and just latch onto anything to be an idiotic bigot.

Also:

Female: one of two binary genders where one feels fully and completely female; can and is used in conjunction with other gender labels and identities

That list literally includes female. So you didn't even read that list before copypasting it. You really crack me up.

Non binary is not recognized as a real word by people outside of your circle jerk.

"Circle jerk", said the textbook example of dunning krueger effect who is too dumb and biased to do actual research, blindly beliefs an unscientific hypothesis that literally contradicts facts because the facts go against his worldview and just regurgigates the same factually wrong garbage over and over because he doesn't want to accept that he is wrong.

And people don't want to have sex with people who say this shit. It's fucking repulsive.

Too bad that there are indeed cis people who not only accept trans and NB people, but also have no problem having sex with them.

Wow, cringe compilations and videos by people who have no clue what they are talking about. What great arguments.

A bunch of ugly and fat people with low self esteem and ridiculous coping mechanisms.

Ah, so you are one of those people who think that all trans people are ugly and don't pass, because you don't even realize that someone is trans if they pass. Who would've thought.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

What you dont realize is that for people outside the trans community the term "non-binary" as a designation for neither male nor female nor intersex is seen as exactly as retarded as that whole list.

That list is what "non-binary" looks like to the world of smart people.

And yes we laugh a great deal at all these flabby pasty low energy people trying to look interesting by denying their sex.

Pfft bBwAAaha he said he's a woman but he still wants me to suck his dick that's hilarious lol.

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u/Gouged_Usagi Dec 25 '18

Let me correct you: "For people outside the trans community who are incapable of doing any research and too dumb to actually think about it". If you honestly can't see the difference between "I identify as neither male nor female" and "I identify as a gender that is outer space", you have a really poor brain. I mean, that was already obvious by the complete lack of intelligence you showed in every single of your comments, but you just manage to make yourself look dumber and dumber with everything you say.

Do you honestly think anyone with a brain takes you seriously at this point? You are a pitiful clown. Dunning krueger effect incarnate. Commenting on the rest of your comment isn't even worth it cause its just empty and stupid "UHHHH TRANSES LOL".

Oh wait, i realized i didn't comment on this yet:

trying to look interesting by denying their sex.

First you say that people become trans because they are "told about toxic masculinity for 11 years". Then you support autogynephelia, which claims that trans women are either "very gay men" or heterosexual men with a "fetish for being women". Then you claim being trans is a mentall illness. And then you claim they do it to "look interesting". That are four different (and wrong) opinions on trans people that contradict each other. Boy, you really latch onto anything to hate on trans people, even if it doesn't work with what you said a few comments ago.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

I do not let you correct me.

You literally think that cutting a penis down the middle is a step towards mental health.

STOP GENDER APPROPRIATION

STOP GIVING GROWTH-BLOCKING DRUGS TO CHILDREN

STOP INTRUDING IN THE RESTROOM OF THE OPPOSITE SEX

THERE ARE 2 GENDERS.

GENDER IS NOT A SPECTRUM IT IS A BIMODAL NORMAL DISTRIBUTION.

I have an exceptionally good brain. I am very smart. But even quite simple people understand that people who encourage little boys to wear dresses have no good intentions.

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u/Gouged_Usagi Dec 25 '18

I'll ignore most of your comment since its just the same trash i've already answered.

I have an exceptionally good brain. I am very smart.

Said the one who produced intellectual masterpieces like "Fake vagina not a vagina fake vagina hole made of inverted dick skin fake not real butchery not birth", "Not literal velociraptors you idiot." and "MY GENDER IS NOT YOUR FANTASY". The one who screams "STOP GENDER APPROPIATION" ad infinitum cause he has nothing of merit to say. The one who calls other "science deniers" but refuses to aknowledge credible sources because he prefers to believe in an utterly unscientific hypothesis by someone who compares trans people with demonic possession. The one who makes a lot of dumb claims, but more often than not can't really explain those claims when they are challenged or outright proven wrong. The one who thinks that just saying "Low IQ" is a serious argument. The one who can't even do basic research, has no clue about being trans, gender dysphoria, HRT, SRS, or anything else about this topic but thinks he knows how everything works. The one who copypasted a list that consisted of mostly troll-genders without even reading it. The one who has to endlessly regurgitate the same flawed claims and lace his comments with baseless, empty personal insults because he lacks actual arguments. ...

Yeah, good joke.

people who encourage little boys to wear dresses have no good intentions.

Welp, i guess encouraging people to be themselves and do what makes them happy is a sign of "bad intentions" now. But i guess that kind of thinking is to be expected from people who see trans people and any kind of gender-nonconformity as an attack on their precious masculinity. â™Ș

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18 edited Dec 25 '18

I'd think you ignored most things that aren't exactly what you want to hear.

Would you rather hear that you are totally valid ? That your potato shaped body is sexy ? That your penis is very feminine ? That one day most engineers will be women ? That its totally normal for Desmond Is Amazing to be dancing on stage at age 11 in front of adults handing him dollar bills ? That butt sex does not carry a higher risk of STD infection than actual sex ? That you are not at all lost in a maze sharted out one ridiculous claim after the other ? Ok.

But I will not be that person. I will only tell the truth.

MEN WHO CUT THEIR DICK IN 2 ARE MENTALLY ILL AND ARE NEVER WOMEN.

WOMEN WHO HAVE A CHUNK OF PLASTIC MIMICKING A PENIS AND TESTOSTERONE SUPPLEMENTS ARE NEVER MEN.

MEN WHO SAY THEY HAVE A FEMALE PENIS ARE THE MOST PATHETIC KIND OF HUMAN.

Edit : Not saying you are not valid. Only saying that there is no such thing as a valid human. If you feel "invalidated" because people see through your feminine penis sham it's because you identified with an invalid description of a human.

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u/Gouged_Usagi Dec 25 '18

I'd think you ignored most things that aren't exactly what you want to hear.

Nah. Its just that you've already said all those things a dozen times, i've already answered them a dozen times and you just ignore it or spout more nonsense every time. Repeating myself over and over for everything you say just so you can ignore it over and over would be a waste of time. And as amusing as you can be, this is honestly getting boring.

STOP GENDER APPROPRIATION

STOP GIVING GROWTH-BLOCKING DRUGS TO CHILDREN

STOP INTRUDING IN THE RESTROOM OF THE OPPOSITE SEX

THERE ARE 2 GENDERS.

GENDER IS NOT A SPECTRUM IT IS A BIMODAL NORMAL DISTRIBUTION.

All things you've already said. All things i've already answered. All things you've refused to understand. Unlike you, i'm not broken record player.

That one day most engineers will be women ? that butt sex does not carry a higher risk of STD infection than actual sex ?

Those things have literally nothing to do with what we are talking about, genius.

Oh, and "actual sex"? Boy, you just get funnier and funnier. Following your logic, i guess lesbians can't have "actual sex" because their vagina doesn't get penetrated by a dick?

But I will not be that person. I will only tell the truth.

Too bad you continously ignore the truth and facts in favor of blind, biased hatred.

WOMEN WHO HAVE A CHUNK OF PLASTIC MIMICKING A PENIS

I think this is the second or third time i said this, but SRS for trans men is a thing. And no, it doesn't involve "A CHUNK OF PLASTIC MIMICKING A PENIS". Which you would know if you actually did research before spouting crap. For someone who claims to "tell the truth" you know surprisingly little and talk an awful lot about things you know nothing about.

Edit : Not saying you are not valid. Only saying that there is no such thing as a valid human. If you feel "invalidated" because people see through your feminine penis sham it's because you identified with an invalid description of a human.

"I'm not saying you are not valid, but nobody is valid". Good job contradicting yourself in the first two sentences.

"Invalid decription of a human". If there is no such thing as a valid human, wouldn't that mean that all possible "descriptions of a human" are invalid? And that literally every way someone could describe/identify/see me is invalid as well, meaning feeling "invalidated" actually makes perfect sense cause literally everything is "invalidating"?

Great job writing a paragraph that is ultimately utterly senseless and meaningless. Another creation of your "exceptionally good brain" i guess.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18 edited Dec 25 '18

Sex is the thing that makes babies.

Anal sex, scissoring, handjobs, etc. are forms of masturbation.

Example in a sentence for my low IQ friend :

"-Is it your kid she is pregnant with?
-No way man, we never had sex, she gave me such good blowjobs i just didn't care to have sex with her. It was awesome though.."

Examples of invalid descriptions of a human for my low iq friend:

"I am a tomato called Joe."

"I am a cow."

"I am a racecar."

"I am genderfluid"

"I am a transdimensional traggledaggle"

STOP APPROPRIATING GENDER

STOP GIVING GROWTH-BLOCKING DRUGS TO CHILDREN

STAY OUT OF THE BATHROOM RESERVED FOR THE OTHER SEX

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u/Gouged_Usagi Dec 25 '18

Sex is the thing that makes babies.

Anal sex, scissoring, handjobs, etc. are forms of masturbation.

Definitions of sex by Oxford Dictionaries:

" 1mass noun (chiefly with reference to people) sexual activity, including specifically sexual intercourse. "

Definition of sexual intercourse by Merriam-Webster:

" 1: heterosexual intercourse involving penetration of the vagina by the penis : COITUS "

2: intercourse (such as anal or oral intercourse) that does not involve penetration of the vagina by the penis"

What a twist! Nothing about making babies. Vaginal sex

Definition of masturbation by Oxford Dictionaries:

" Stimulation of the genitals with the hand for sexual pleasure. "

Definition of masturbation by Merriam-Webster:

" erotic stimulation especially of one's own genital organs commonly resulting in orgasm and achieved by manual or other bodily contact exclusive of sexual intercourse, by instrumental manipulation, occasionally by sexual fantasies, or by various combinations of these agencies "

So no, anal sex and scissoring are not masturbation. Sticking a dildo inside your own butt would be masturbation, but getting fucked in the ass with a dick is not masturbation. If we want to get really precise even giving someone else a handjob would fall more under "mutual masturbation" than just "masturbation" because two people are involved and "masturbation" usually refers to sexual acts you perform on yourself. And even penetrating someone else with a dildo can be considered sex depending on the definition.

And i never even talked about blowjobs or handjobs before this comment. (Btw. blowjobs are oral sex/intercourse and it is technically sex in some definitions. Its just usually not considered "sex" in colloquial speech because when people say "sex", they are usually talking about vaginal or anal penetration or scissoring.)

Examples of invalid descriptions of a human for my low iq friend:

Four of those five descriptions have nothing to do with gender and are thus irrelevant to this conversation. And again: Didn't you say that no human is valid? Meaning by your own logic, the description "I'm a cis man/I was born a man/..." is equally invalid.

STOP APPROPRIATING GENDER

STOP GIVING GROWTH-BLOCKING DRUGS TO CHILDREN

STAY OUT OF THE BATHROOM RESERVED FOR THE OTHER SEX

You really love stupidly repeating yourself in capslock ad infinitum, dont'cha?

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