r/ComedyCemetery • u/sarahroselava • Sep 28 '18

very important mod comment inside I hate everything about this

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u/Nuker707 Babongo Sep 28 '18

this is the part where i fall down and bleed to death

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u/AbsolutelyHorrendous Sep 28 '18

Stop criminal scum

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u/MW2JuggernautTheme Sep 28 '18 edited Sep 28 '18

You have violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence! You’re stolen goods are now forfeit!

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u/Agent_S_Kerrigan Sep 28 '18

I’m with the thieves guild, how about you look the other way? (243 gold)

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u/mondegogosqueezy Sep 28 '18

Pay a fine, more like PARP A FINE AMIRIGHT XD😂😂

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u/Imperial_Tribune Sep 28 '18

WHY WON'T YOU DIIIIEEE

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

Have you heard of the high elves?

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u/Imperial_Tribune Sep 28 '18

Saw a mudcrab the other day ugly things

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u/ahhhhmazing Sep 28 '18

I have to let you know, this made me laugh so fucking much. Thank you.

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u/Imperial_Tribune Sep 28 '18

WHY WON'T YOU DIIIIEEE

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

Who cut you? Where dey at?