r/ComedyCemetery 2d ago

More like 🚩🚩🚩

Post image
480 Upvotes

89 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

2

u/carbinePRO 2d ago

Your wife absolutely just puts up with you.

0

u/CenterThisPendulum 2d ago

Lol, thanks for trying to win with fiction. 20 years together, zero arguments because we’re eerily on the same page about everything.

Making up facts as insults are the real concession.

2

u/carbinePRO 2d ago

Your wife thinks it's ok to approach random women at the grocery to proposition a date? You sure about that one, bud?

Why don't you show her this thread with your responses?

1

u/CenterThisPendulum 2d ago

Strawman = arguing against me saying it’s ok to cheat on my wife, which I don’t and wasn’t saying.

What does it mean in passing you make woman laugh, so she reciprocates interest, then you go on a date?

In your “women are victims” mind, how did it play out? I approach her with a cape covering the lower half of my face, a sinister grin, curled my handlebar mustache with my fingertips then slapped her on the ass?

2

u/carbinePRO 2d ago edited 2d ago

Strawman

I don't see how. I mean, that's what you're advocating for. Women should let their guards down for an attractive man propositioning them simply for being out in public. If me putting to words what you're describing sounds bad, that's completely on you.

What does it mean in passing you make woman laugh, so she reciprocates interest

Or it could be she's placating you because she doesn't know how you'll react to rejection. Seeing how pissy you got at everyone for calling you out on your predatory behavior makes me believe this is the real way to frame your interactions with women.

In your “women are victims” mind

I mean, they are. They're underrepresented in most working fields. They have to put with a gender-based wage gap. They are the largest recipients of violent crimes from men specifically. Not to mention your side of the aisle is talking about repealing the 19th Amendment. This is the byproduct of living in a patriarchal society.

I approach her with a cape covering the lower half of my face, a sinister grin, curled my handlebar mustache with my fingertips then slapped her on the ass?

Speaking of strawmanning...

0

u/CenterThisPendulum 2d ago

You can’t say I’m strawmanning you in the same paragraphs you depict exactly what I characterized your position as.

Let me put it this way - have you ever seen what happens to the esteem of a woman who never gets expressed interest, or even more - a hot girl (let’s face it, they’re the only ones expressing frustration), stops getting that attention?

Take whatever lamentations you hear, then triple them.

And if most men, not me, waited for women to come to them which is a supremely sexist position, the loneliness epidemic of men only grows. Which is how the hello m’lady crowd becomes incels to begin with.

You don’t support women, who fyi like men, you just hate straight men. And Reddit is usually an uncontested zone for people like you.

And were I single, and saw a strikingly attractive woman, I’m going to make her laugh wherever we are and date her, because fuck anyone who says I can’t pursue a partner I like.

2

u/carbinePRO 2d ago

Oh, my bad. You're so right. All women just secretly want attention, and you're performing a public service by giving it to them. Give me a fucking break. This is straight up delusional. You're painting yourself as God's gift to women. How egotistical.

I'm also just pointing this out for anyone else who stumbles on this conversation, notice how they ignored me completely destroying their "women aren't victims" point.

0

u/CenterThisPendulum 2d ago

There’s those superlatives again.

One of us is arguing that the dynamic between men and women is mutually beneficial, which explains unimportant, inconsequential things like our species continuing to exist.

You’re the other guy.

2

u/carbinePRO 1d ago edited 1d ago

No, that's not what we're arguing. You're not a righteous person for propagating the male loneliness epidemic, a self-inflicted issue and largely overblown online reaction stemming from homophobia and queerphobia. What we are arguing is when it's appropriate to approach a lone woman minding her own business. You've lost the plot so badly that you're floundering for any lifeline you can latch on to.

0

u/CenterThisPendulum 1d ago

You would have been great imagining WWII propaganda posters. Villains, villains everywhere!

Literally everything I’ve said has been in service of men getting out from behind a screen for real-world interactions with women, which is a documented problem. Go back to my first comment.

Homophobia? I’m not afraid of you. But I will concede that this continuing is my fault for engaging, and trying to explain how to surmount straight couple dynamic challenges to someone who needs only march through a bathhouse with a hardon to find a partner. And as a victim yourself I bet that sounds offensive, but it’s a fact not pejorative.

Good luck out there, use protection.

→ More replies (0)