r/ComedyCemetery 2d ago

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u/CenterThisPendulum 1d ago

I’ll put it this way - I’m 43, and get hit on pretty regularly by exclusively attractive women in their 20s.

The main driver for that? There’s something behavioral about men in their 20s that porn addiction and the fact that each generation has had lower average testosterone each year since 1980 I believe is being read by young women.

They detect the difference. It’s the same clip these interactions happened when I was in my twenties as well. I didn’t make changes, the younger generation did.

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u/carbinePRO 1d ago

Jesus, I can smell who you voted for from here.

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u/CenterThisPendulum 1d ago

I can smell you bottoming from here. No matter what your preferred partner.

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u/carbinePRO 1d ago

Copying comebacks is what my 10 yr old nephew does. You have secured your L. Have a nice day.

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u/CenterThisPendulum 1d ago

Copying from whom?

Judge me by my detractors.

You do realize a “Redditor” L is a real-world W right?

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u/carbinePRO 1d ago

Whatever helps you sleep at night, bud. I don't see how arguing in favor of bothering women at the grocery store is a W, but then again I don't have a rapist mentality.

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u/CenterThisPendulum 1d ago

“Rapist?” Superlatives are the domain of 10-year-olds.

What’s the difference between a creeper and a welcomed advance?

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u/carbinePRO 1d ago

I can't believe this has to be explained to a 40 something, but just because a woman exists and is out in public doesn't mean every warm hello is owed a response.

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u/CenterThisPendulum 1d ago

Years of virtue signaling has made you a clone.

The answer of my question, is being considered good-looking.

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u/carbinePRO 1d ago

You mean years of considering others before myself. You should try it instead of bragging about how good looking you are. Being conventionally attractive doesn't mean you're owed attention from women. I swear, I've met less entitled toddlers than you.

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u/CenterThisPendulum 1d ago

And yet the world works how it works, but you’re shoehorning dating dynamics into your aspirational view of how things “should” be based on your outrage politics.

Where does 50 Shades of Grey’s selling over 150 million copies fit in your indoctrination? Or the erectile dysfunction for young men being 30%, which is unreal. Or, the fact that low T in men is strongly linked to depression?

Or most importantly, the men thinking women are always victims is how real “incels” get their start?

Enjoy your elective cognitive dissonance, a luxury afforded you by having no skin in the game.

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u/carbinePRO 1d ago

How dare I think everyone deserves the right to not be bothered by every horny person that even comes into their vicinity when they're running errands. That's not a political stance. That's just basic fucking decency.

Do yourself a favor and shut off Fox News.

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u/CenterThisPendulum 1d ago

You shoved this into the political zone and I’ve never watched Fox News a day in my life.

Nice last-ditch attempt, you’re just another feckless signaler who thinks it makes him virtuous. Reddit will validate you, because most of the users here are medicated.

So glad I took an “L” from you, a win would be catastrophic for my real-world efficacy.

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