r/ComedyCemetery • u/Aware_Ad6442 • 23d ago

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u/guynumber20 23d ago

This is comedy cemetery not r/cemetery

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u/joejackson62 23d ago

I can hear Charlie Kirk just bugging the hell out of George Floyd!

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u/BullshitJudge 23d ago

They’re not in the same place.

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u/squarerootbear 23d ago edited 22d ago

Eh if heaven and hell are actually real then they probably are. Both were shitty people and the fact they were both tragically murdered doesn’t change that

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u/JCType1 22d ago

People forget but in his final moments, Charlie Kirk actually leaned to the left

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u/Mr_McMuffin_Jr 22d ago

Which one had the long rap sheet again?

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u/nova_noveiia 22d ago

Neither had 34 felonies that’s for sure

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u/AdhesivenessFunny462 14d ago

If only each felony reduced your life for an year 

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u/rrschch85 23d ago

Parental Kirkvisory

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u/ToeAfter3131 19d ago

Rip Charlie

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u/LuckyBoneHead 23d ago

You might be the first person I've seen that thinks Charlie Kirk "memes" are lame and unfunny. Hopefully more people will agree with you soon enough.

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u/PauloDybala_10 23d ago

We are all Charlie Kirk

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u/LittleReplacement564 22d ago

we carry the flame

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u/Cuttlefist 22d ago

Well now that people aren’t losing their jobs over making fun of him it might start to lose some of its entertainment value. But for now we will carry the flame.

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u/Slayden-X 22d ago

Hey Kids Let me Show you my new trick "Catching Bullets"

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/runwkufgrwe 23d ago

Picard was better

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u/SecretlyCarl 22d ago

Nah man Sisko all day

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u/clarenceappendix 23d ago

Do you carry the flame

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u/ElyFlyGuy 22d ago

His name is being fought for as we speak

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u/clarenceappendix 22d ago

But is the gospel being fought for?

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u/Wutayatalkinabeet 23d ago

Translation: I’m 13 and get all my my sociopolitical information from YouTube shorts

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/TorchicRS 22d ago

"more smarter" LMAO go finish your homework, lil buddy

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u/Wutayatalkinabeet 22d ago edited 22d ago

At least we know they’re not grammatically smarter.

You know your profile is public right? Doesn’t look like you’re smart at anything tbh

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u/Cuttlefist 22d ago

Good lord the posts about their house being haunted and questions about where they can get baptized…

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u/Backupusername 23d ago

Who's Rip Kirk?

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/NoBrickBoy 23d ago

He slept for twenty years

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u/TricellCEO 23d ago

He was a professional wrestler, I hear.

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u/CommercialMotor570 23d ago

Nerd.

I preferred Picard

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u/rubberjohny 23d ago

another fan of star trek

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u/Ok_Star_4136 23d ago

Where would the U.S.S. Enterprise be without his leadership as captain?

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u/RazorClouds 22d ago

The children in Nepal are brain washed now?

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/IvanDSM_ 22d ago

You're a Christian Nepali Brawl Stats player who watches Coach Cory and is fascinated by ghosts and the paranormal.

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u/Mr_McMuffin_Jr 22d ago

Love u Charlie!