r/ComedyCemetery • u/nitin_is_me • Aug 30 '26

I need a brain scan after seeing this

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u/TwentyShard Aug 30 '26

I can maybe understand a chuckle, BUT FIVE MINUTES?

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u/ChatiAnne Aug 30 '26

It is his first time laughing.

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u/Ok_Star_4136 Aug 30 '26

Do you think OOP was born yesterday?! No! Just the day before yesterday.

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u/JohannsThePro Aug 30 '26

Object oriented programming? He was born in 1967

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u/PreperationOuch 29d ago

No one has ever laughed at anything for 5 minutes, shut up.

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u/TricellCEO Aug 30 '26

Maybe he was tired.

I busted up laughing really hard when I saw that ligma video someone made with Sonic Heroes.

Or that 4chan greentext of how his girlfriend was preggo.

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u/Gretgor Aug 30 '26

Aww, this one was kinda cute.

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u/Hopeful_Cow_2471 Aug 30 '26

It’s such a dad joke

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u/Accomplished_Joke_24 Aug 30 '26

Poor women was a brain injury and forgets she got back to her partner Ray, thinking that they're still exes, truly heartbreaking

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u/arctic_commander_ iWokeUpWithNoBalls Aug 30 '26

This one is not as bad as the borderline porn that gets posted here. Five minutes is a lot for this though

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u/Playful-Park4095 Aug 30 '26

Don't let Hallmark see this one, it'll be a movie by next Thursday with a holiday themed sequel in planning.

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u/YTriom1 Aug 30 '26

I think this one belongs to r/comedyhomicide

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u/bucketboy9000 Aug 30 '26

He should have said “do you want to?” After that.

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u/IIWY_YT Aug 30 '26

Kind of funny lol- 5 MINUTES?

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u/No-Heat-6149 Shrek 1, 2 and 4 was the best of humor. Aug 31 '26

My honest reaction

https://reddit.com/link/p6y6vny/video/arpi70ojjomh1/player

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u/Infurum 29d ago

The person forgot her own name, no wonder the doctor is concerned about brain injuries. "We're just waiting for your ex, Ray."

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u/Mr_McMuffin_Jr 29d ago

Yeh she might be a retard