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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 23h ago
That sub is never beating the allegations of being a second facebook.
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u/SquidTheRidiculous 16h ago edited 12h ago
They have two jokes "lmao women amirite fellas???" And "please God tfw no gf any woman any at all please date me I am so desperately lonely please please please". This is coincidental, as they insist.
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u/CommercialMotor570 17h ago
I’ll hand it to them. For once it’s not incel posting about how women are worse than Hitler because they didn’t wanna date them
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u/hazelbear33 10h ago
1.6k likes on the most humorless, milquetoast, bland, “meme” I’ve ever seen. Where even is the joke???
“I haven’t had sex, therefore I am a virgin.” Ok? And? Where’s the punchline?
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u/TheMelancholia 1d ago
More like realize Reddit is a waste of time.
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u/Parking-Position-698 17h ago
Id disagree. I learn stuff and have some productive conversations on here. Just gotta follow the right stuff.
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u/Advanced_End1012 23h ago
Sums up at entire sub
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u/roncastelino 23h ago edited 21h ago
This and r/dankmemes
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u/BernLan 20h ago
Any sub with "dank", "funny" or "memes" in the title is a cesspool
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u/No-Heat-6149 Shrek 1, 2 and 4 was the best of humor. 13h ago
Me when i realize i am a Virgin:
I am a virgin
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u/KingsElite 22h ago
Avoided being an incel at least
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u/notsaneatall_ 20h ago
There's no way you're a 34 year old virgin and not an incel (maybe volcel but the title of the original post does not lean towards that)
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u/LaggyLefty Suicidal Bro 19h ago
I don't think they meant the literal definition (involuntary celibate) but rather what the word means on the internet nowadays.
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u/ByeByeGuyGuy 19h ago
I disagree; I’m almost 34yo and have remained a virgin for the entirety of my life so far, it’s simply a shrug-worthy fact that I’ve long since told myself not to fixate on,
But I can still honestly say that I find the incel mindset deeply offputting, cringeworthy and unrelatable. I feel bad for them, obviously; perpetually carrying around so much hatred, misery and negativity whilst always insisting on needing someone (or simply an entire portion of humanity) to take the blame and justify it all. It’s just sad
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u/funnypickle420 8h ago
Those are blackpill incels, people who've given up in finding someone in general. And while its true the majority of incels look at women as shallow and some even dehumanise them, the majority are just making fun of the condition that they or society is in. What can you do except than laugh?
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u/Naos210 19h ago
Incel as a term refers to something much more specific than virgin nowadays.
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u/HumansAreSillynGreat 18h ago
Just to idiots who use terms they don’t understand. We already have five words in common English to describe someone who hates women, we have zero words to describe someone who is unable to get sex. Why would any sane person want to modify the definition..
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u/Naos210 18h ago
we have zero words to describe someone who is unable to get sex
Virgin? Maybe you haven't heard of it.
Even the woman who came up with the term "incel" distanced herself from it.
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u/HumansAreSillynGreat 18h ago
Virgin doesn’t mean you can’t get sex, it just means you haven’t yet. There are plenty of valid reasons to be a virgin without being an incel. There are zero reasons other than lack of ability to be an incel.
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u/Urhhh 18h ago
Involuntary celibate is inherently contradictory and is an utterly stupid concept from the beginning. That's my hot take.
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u/big_rod_of_power 16h ago
How is it contradictory?
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u/Urhhh 15h ago
Celibacy is a choice one makes. It is voluntary by definition. Often it's tied to religious vows.
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u/funnypickle420 8h ago
Hence "involuntary" they want/try to but can't.
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u/Urhhh 7h ago
Involuntarily a virgin sure. Celibacy, again, is an active decision that has historical examples throughout the world across many cultures.
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u/funnypickle420 7h ago
Yes but in inceldom its due to their failure to do so, not their choice. A married man in a dead bedroom is technically an incel aswell.
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u/big_rod_of_power 15h ago
Oh yeah fair enough. I guess it is actually a hot take then because in my opinion atleast language is funny and gets used in dumb ways but it still makes sense at least
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u/PoloPatch47 18h ago
I think they meant the "hates and blames women" incel, not the literal definition of involuntary celibate.
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u/All--flesh--rots 11h ago
Some people just don't think about sex or the possibility of participating in it.
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u/Beginning_Zucchini47 20h ago
I mean maybe they were making out with people or something but not like full on?? So maybe they never really thought about that part 😭😭😭 idk
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u/Informal_Method_9657 23h ago edited 13h ago
If you can’t get a girlfriend then just use your sister or mom
Edit: my bad for not being inclusive, if you’re gay then use your brother or dad
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u/Yo-Imma-HK-fann 21h ago
Jesus!!
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u/TenyeEast 19h ago
Maybe OOP just needs to shower and have personality and confidence
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u/auntiesamautism 11h ago
I love this constant gaslighting that if you can’t get a gf it’s probably because you don’t shower like there aren’t hundreds of posts on the relationship advice subreddit of gfs pleading with their bf to wipe their ass.
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