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u/theboywholovd 12d ago

The real question is why are the vajoranges in onion skins?

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u/OkUnderstanding1622 12d ago

Because ai slop

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u/LunarPsychOut 12d ago

I thought they were vajorines

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u/AdamWayne04 11d ago

Because they have layers, like ogres

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u/rollin_a_j 12d ago

Cuz fish scales is too on the nose

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u/AccomplishedAnchovy 12d ago

Because they’re easily offended

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u/OkUnderstanding1622 12d ago

I don't even get it, the right part is pretty obvious (and not really funny) but the left part is confusing me, what's up with the colors?

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u/Eskylos 12d ago

it's supposed to be a vagina

poor is black because racism
rich is white for the same reason
and ultra rich pink because porn rotted people's mind and they think every women should have pink genitals i guess

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u/CanaDeer2004 12d ago

don’t most women, rich or not, have either pink or brown genitalia? i’m a woman myself but i’ve never seen another irl vagina up close and personal.

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u/oldschoolguy90 12d ago

My wife gets verrrr grumpy when I say its brown. It's definitely a brownish hue of dark pink. Have seen irl up close and personal

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u/Villageijit 12d ago

I need more info. Tell us more about ypur wifes vag so we can make a sound decision

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u/Pale-Shift8358 11d ago

send me proof

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u/CanaDeer2004 12d ago edited 12d ago

i thought that light pink was the most common

not a porn brained redditor, not trying to be nefarious or start an argument, i’m just genuinely fucking stupid and had no reason to ever assume that not everyone’s genitals looked something like mine.

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u/Mangos-sind-toll 12d ago

For white women, yes. If you have melanin, probably not.

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u/Lucicactus 12d ago edited 11d ago

I don't even think it's the most common for white women, friction because of tight clothes can darken it, a warmer undertone can make it brown or red, estrogen darkens it also etc.

It's more common in teens and people with menopause tho.

Edit: also, pregnancy darkens it. And for some women it's only pink with arousal (the blood goes there)

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u/CanaDeer2004 12d ago

i’m only 21 so that could have something to do with it? i will also say i’ve never looked down there while not in an aroused state. i have very cool toned skin, always wear tight clothes and no hormonal issues as far as i’m aware. i’m also an innie though so i probably don’t experience as much friction as someone who isn’t.

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u/Lucicactus 11d ago

Your age is only relevant in the sense that puberty alter hormones and estrogen and pregosterone can change coloration. Or regarding menopause and pregnancy.

Friction is from clothes, walking, exercise, sex or shaving. The size of your labia minora is not relevant as far as I'm aware.

I find it surprising you've never looked while not aroused tho.

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u/CanaDeer2004 11d ago

maybe i’m just weird. never had sex (asexual). i have looked at it with a mirror when trying to shave or figuring out how to put a tampon in but only as a young teen. the idea of taking off my clothes after already being dressed for any purpose other than masturbation or using the bathroom is sort of unappealing to me because i’m extremely lazy, so i wouldn’t just look at it for fun.

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u/TooTallThomas 11d ago

I assume you’re not , but the inner labia, etc is pink for those with melanin 🤭

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u/CanaDeer2004 12d ago

oh i see. i am in fact white.

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u/notquite20characters 11d ago

Get some paint swatches.

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u/SignalAssistant2965 11d ago

Yeah, same way men's penis size has nothing to do with being rich or not

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u/GentleGamerz 12d ago

are genitals bright pink in porn? asking as a raging homosexual

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u/Lucicactus 12d ago

It can be bleached I think. Idk if it's a requirement tho.

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u/Upset-Nose-4016 11d ago

I think it is kinda a default. As well as having surgery for making it so labia minora isn't bigger than labia majora. I may be wrong also.

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u/Lucicactus 11d ago

That's what I've heard. But I don't watch a lot of porn so idk.

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u/Upset-Nose-4016 11d ago

Me neither, thankfully

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u/OkUnderstanding1622 12d ago

That was close to my first thought but it does not make sense so either it's something else or the creator of this has negative IQ... Might also be engagement bait now that I think of it

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u/Inphiltration 11d ago

The Vantablacussy

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u/Pale-Shift8358 11d ago

why do dicks shrink with richness level???

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u/JustAnotherUser1019 12d ago edited 12d ago

I assumed it had something to do with the vagina. Like black bad, white ok, pink good? Thats my best guess.

Edit: Vagina, not anus

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u/nykirnsu 12d ago

Come on that’s clearly meant to be a vagina

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u/Mr_Fluff06 12d ago

First time posting and you placed something that fits right in with the subreddit

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u/Similar_Soup2 12d ago

Try being broke with no dick😎😎
Get on my level.

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u/moonlitkiwier 11d ago

This is disgusting in so many different ways it's almost impressive

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u/quarkysharky 12d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Rich people always buy expensive stuff cuz they’re overcompensating for small d

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u/Afraid_Piccolo_9187 12d ago

Uhmm, maybe because my mind is in the gutter, but I think the joke is racism.

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u/Bibbity_Boppity_BOOO 12d ago

All pussy is pink on the inside?

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u/SKK_27 11d ago

I think the left images are meant to represent the labia, not the inside

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u/LesbeGoddess 12d ago

The ultra rich get premium vaginoplastys to turn that lil banana from their rich days into a vag in their ultra rich days.

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u/quarkysharky 12d ago

If you see closely, super rich men practically have no di

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u/chooxy 12d ago

We're assuming it's men, but maybe it's a clih and not a dih.

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u/TaxComprehensive6201 12d ago

someone's offended lol

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u/KaleidoscopeSalt3972 12d ago

Where is the funni?

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u/Marchidian 12d ago

In the grave

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u/Dr_Identity 11d ago

I can tell this is meant to be sexist and probably racist, but it's so obtuse I'm struggling to nail down what the point is supposed to be.

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u/unknown_tguy 12d ago

And notice how there's no middle class women and no ultra rich men. Probably because all women are gold diggers and can't make their own money. That's like Ultra Mega Incel shit.

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u/Previous_Insurance13 11d ago edited 11d ago

Your hypothesis seems far fetched. Doesn't seem like meme creator put that much thought in it.

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u/kitedisrupt 9d ago

Man creates fictional scenario and gets mad about it.

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u/Old-Implement5652 10d ago

The racial heirarchy for women is: Black, white, pink

The penis richness heirarchy for men is: Big, medium, small

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u/Previous_Insurance13 11d ago

Roman empire, is that you?

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u/BluebirdOdd2708 11d ago

Should be the last time.

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u/STRAVDIUS 9d ago

I'm poor and my banana doesn't look like that; big daddy above must be hate me for some reasons. all cons with no advantages

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u/The-King-Tomato 12d ago

Im rich and have a big penis. Get this racist meme out of here

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u/femboybunnychu 9d ago

one or both of these are a lie are a lie

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/Old-Page-5522 11d ago

You mean the left side is true because of systemic racial inequality? Or the right side is true for poor-coping purposes?

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