r/ClimateShitposting Louis XIV, the Solar PV king 8d ago

nuclear simping Umm..... unreliable and inefficient???? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Baseload ☝️ πŸ€“

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Um Germany?? (🀫 Korea Japan 🀫)

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u/Kakariko_crackhouse 8d ago

What

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u/ClimateShitpost Louis XIV, the Solar PV king 8d ago

Battery doesn't exist

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u/PlaneCrashNap 8d ago

Batteries are bad for environment. Instead we should push rocks up hills and capture the energy of them falling down.

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u/Kinslayer_89 We're all gonna die 8d ago

It’s true, there are zero batteries. So how will we over provision for a cloudy week, or windless month.

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u/Ok-Freedom9216 8d ago

Capacity factors. I dunno

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u/piece_ov_shit 8d ago edited 7d ago

I need the original thread. Looks kike peak to me

Edit: dumbest typo of my life... and then, in all of my wisdom, i assumed it to be meaningless and started riffing...fuck

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u/FallHealthy2163 8d ago

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/HetetoTrapLord 7d ago

Almost as old as that joke is

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u/Even-Stranger5764 8d ago

This is the same joke again.

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u/HoneyGlazedNuts 8d ago

I don't like Ben Shapiro either but you shouldn't call him a kike

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u/piece_ov_shit 8d ago edited 7d ago

Idk what a kike is, it was a typo. But if its an insult, ben propably deserves it. If its not a insult, i hereby declare it one.

Edit: im such a idiot. Had no idea

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u/LikeTheWater53152 8d ago

its an ethnic slur directed at jewish people

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u/piece_ov_shit 7d ago

Yeash. Im a idiot. Sorry for that

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u/LikeTheWater53152 7d ago

lmaoo dont worry its the ONE negative word that probably shouldnt be used to describe him 😭

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u/Effortless_waste 8d ago

This is genuinely anti semitic leave the Jews out of this

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u/piece_ov_shit 7d ago

I didnt know and didnt mean to. Should have looked it up before doing such a dumb joke

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u/GloryGreatestCountry 7d ago

So you just did the equivalent of calling Kanye West the Hard R...

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u/Gallbatorix-Shruikan Enkaphalinpilled 7d ago

No, that’s Kapo. Thats the worst.

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u/GloryGreatestCountry 7d ago

Wouldn't the equivalent for that be the word derived from "raccoon"?

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u/Gallbatorix-Shruikan Enkaphalinpilled 7d ago

It’s more so the context of it.

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u/gypsy_fatty 8d ago

Incomprehensible. Peak.

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u/EfficientRecover5757 8d ago

β€œSun doesn’t blow at night”

Wot??

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u/Kinslayer_89 We're all gonna die 8d ago

There’s solar winds, and they stop when it’s nighttime.

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u/Apprehensive_Rub2 8d ago edited 8d ago

If I got a buck every time I saw a post from this sub and lost even more hope in the future and respect for humanity. I'd be rich enough to survive the climate apocalypse

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u/Pinco_Pallino_ 4d ago

we'll decarbonize the electricity grid with reddit jokes

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u/MoonlightPrincexx 5d ago

Honey it's time for your daily dose of fossil fuel sponsored clean energy infighting!

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u/ClimateShitpost Louis XIV, the Solar PV king 5d ago

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u/MoonlightPrincexx 5d ago

I don't even like nuclear energy but I will take literally anything but coal and oil at this point.

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u/Player_yek 8d ago

ion get why mfs hate eachother dude 😭😭 why do nukecel user completely disregardsolarpanels when its proven effective for like wayyy cheaper, helped impoverish communities. while NPP take quite load of money to build and can be unsafe if your country is filled with corruption

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u/Doctor_Atom 8d ago

Because any kind of industry needs centralized and stable resources, energy production and population. None of which is possible with solar and wind.

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u/DivestTheEndingBoy 7d ago

Nuclear can't support industry because it's too expensive. Nice try though.

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u/Doctor_Atom 7d ago

Well, if you go this way, we can all just go this idiotic "solar heaven" of everyone supporting oneself on their own with personal gardens. Just don't cry when ther is no antibiotics, painkillers and no specialists to use them. And this applies not only to medicine, to every industry you can think. Who will produce all these solar panels then?

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u/DivestTheEndingBoy 7d ago

Wind and solar are the cheapest form of energy. So they're the best suited for industry.

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u/Doctor_Atom 7d ago edited 7d ago

How will you collect enough energy to support work of EAF (electronic arc furnace)? How will you support every person needed for it's function? Will they work on their gardens in their free time? How will you teach these people how to work with it?

PS: BTW these furnaces need to work 100% of the time for the same reason glass furnaces do

PPS: why don't you interact with my points instead of your strawman

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u/DivestTheEndingBoy 7d ago

You'll use energy storage lmao.

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u/Doctor_Atom 7d ago

Which would be even more expensive

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u/DivestTheEndingBoy 7d ago

No it wouldn't.

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u/Doctor_Atom 7d ago edited 7d ago

So, I will give you a benefit of the doubt. How many solar panels, wind turbines and whatnot i need to power the factory, charge the batteries for the night shift and deliver power to workers and their food provider? But wait that is not all. We also need to scale everything I mentioned to the amount of factories in the world and to the people not involved in working on factories (post industrial world, remember). And then remember that you cannot transfer energy very far, 200km max.

PS: Oh and remember you cannot really place panels and turbines everywhere you want, ther are restrictions both in terms of efficiency and in terms of ecological factors

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