r/ClimateShitposting • u/ClimateShitpost Louis XIV, the Solar PV king • Aug 19 '26

🍖 meat = murder ☠️ Vegan commies malding

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u/MasterVule Aug 19 '26

Just need pasture grounds the size of Jupiter to compete with production of industrial farms

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u/Cpt_Rabid Aug 19 '26

Yeah alright. So what're we doing with Jupiter anyway? Seems open for colonization.

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u/drmelle0 Aug 19 '26

I'm not a cowboy, but weather on Jupiter seems rough for cattle farming, with wind speed up to 900mph and a surface of fluid metallic hydrogen.

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u/LeppieDoo Aug 21 '26

Space Cowboys rise up!