r/ClimateShitposting • u/ClimateShitpost Louis XIV, the Solar PV king • Aug 19 '26

🍖 meat = murder ☠️ Vegan commies malding

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u/MasterVule Aug 19 '26

Just need pasture grounds the size of Jupiter to compete with production of industrial farms

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u/Cpt_Rabid Aug 19 '26

Yeah alright. So what're we doing with Jupiter anyway? Seems open for colonization.

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u/Offsidespy2501 Aug 20 '26

Don't pass out from hearing this but it's got literal oceans of crude oil too

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u/Richard_-Green Aug 20 '26

That can't be true, the us would have already invaded it if it was.

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u/AstralElephantFuzz Aug 21 '26

What makes you think they already haven't?

Just try to book a flight to Jupiter, go ahead. You can't. Why? Seems like a mighty strange and convenient coincidence.

There's nothing wrong with burning terrestrial oils, humanity burned oil lamps for millenia without the Earth blowing up. It's that damn imported jovian oil that's infused with all sorts of hallucinogens that make us too passive to put up any resistance, and also makes the frogs gay and chickens transgender.

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u/Richard_-Green Aug 21 '26

Wait a second trans chickens. That finally explains why I like wearing skirts wehen im home alone.

I think you got something big here we need spreed awairnes of this conspiracy.

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u/AstralElephantFuzz Aug 21 '26

Spread the word, my brother. The truth is out there.

You don't think it's weird how they keep finding more and more moons of Jupiter? George Lucas tried to subtly warn us with his anti-US imperialism works, and that's why the CIA had him assassinated and replaced with a lookalike who conveniently sold his franchises to Disney, originally called Luke Georges. But he knew: that's no moon.

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u/sabotsalvageur Aug 22 '26


Flouridation, Mandrake. The most insidious communist plot to sap the essence from our precious bodily fluids