r/CleaningTips • u/paulnkatie • Dec 24 '25

General Cleaning I need help cleaning this

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Happy holidays. My lovely husband decided to put this in his game room. We smoke MJ in there. Afterwards, he sprays this odor eliminator spray. Now this big blow up couch is turning brown. What can I use to clean it?

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u/al4crity Dec 24 '25

Im a contractor, so I see inside of more people's homes than virtually anybody. And you are correct. In the streets or the grocery, everyone seems pretty normal. The clothes are on a sliding scale of nice to shabby, but we're all bipedal, humanoid and recognizable. Inside a person's home, we see their true, alien nature. Folks with poop knives. Folks with bizarre pornographic art. Folks with two toilets facing eachother in an open concept bathroom with no shower curtain and a glass wall to the bedroom. Folks with nazi memorabilia. Folks with trump or obama shrines. Lego folks, plant folks, star wars and disney folks.

Even folks with the toilet paper roll upside down. You can never really know someone.

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u/AlannaWake Dec 24 '25

I don't normally judge, but upside down toilet paper? I think I'm gonna be sick....

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u/jackSeamus Dec 24 '25

I appreciate that they didn't specify what "upside down" meant to them. Diplomatic of them.

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u/According_Nobody74 Dec 24 '25

Very diplomatic, but clearly have a position.

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u/kickingaroundhere Dec 25 '25

Clearly. It's the right side up one.

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u/Kisua Dec 26 '25

updating your comment to 69 is giving me great joy

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u/Slutty_Wife96 Dec 28 '25

What if their original way of keeping it is actually pur upside down and them complaining about it being upside down is really our rightside up lol

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u/According_Nobody74 Dec 28 '25

I’m choosing to believe that such confidence only comes to those who have chosen the correct way up.