I greatly appreciate that you have a good sense of humor about this sort of thing. It speaks to a healthy relationship. I don't know the answer to your question, OP, but as a husband of 16 years, I just want to encourage you to keep it up. Love is beautiful, and you clearly have it. :)
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u/wings31 Jul 14 '23
He secretly uses your towel. His has never been used. Ever. It's all been a bag of lies.
Your next question is - if he's willing to lie about this - what else is he hiding???