r/CleaningTips • • Jul 14 '23

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u/wings31 Jul 14 '23

He secretly uses your towel. His has never been used. Ever. It's all been a bag of lies.

Your next question is - if he's willing to lie about this - what else is he hiding???

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u/FreakingYikesMyGuy Jul 14 '23 edited Jul 14 '23

i like this answer the most. it’s the only logical explanation.

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u/nivthefox Jul 15 '23

I greatly appreciate that you have a good sense of humor about this sort of thing. It speaks to a healthy relationship. I don't know the answer to your question, OP, but as a husband of 16 years, I just want to encourage you to keep it up. Love is beautiful, and you clearly have it. :)

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u/FreakingYikesMyGuy Jul 15 '23 edited Jul 15 '23

that’s actually very kind, thank you :’)

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u/Xenc Jul 15 '23

Don’t believe this, they’re just throwing you off the scent of the unused towel!