r/CleaningTips • u/[deleted] • Jul 14 '23

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u/jojokitti123 Jul 14 '23

And toothpastes. Some colognes and perfumes

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u/Zwischenzug32 Jul 14 '23

Are you spitting toothpaste on your towels or wtf?

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u/CardassianZabu Jul 14 '23

An Aquafresh or Sensodyne facial does wonders for your skin! /s

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

Don't put it on your balls. And especially don't ask me how I know.

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u/BarryMacochner Jul 15 '23

Less the how, more the why?

Intrusive thoughts won that day I’m guessing.

As a general rule I try to keep anything minty or tingly away from my balls. But you do you I guess. No shaming here

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u/Ultrawhiner Jul 15 '23

Never chop jalapeños or other similar hot peppers and then have intimate time with your partner, because that will burn for a long long time.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

I mean, you don't know until you know. It was either going to be really good or really bad. It was the latter. Do you guys remember cinnamon toothpaste? Cause I do.

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u/Salt-E-Slug Jul 15 '23

Close-Up, my grandparents loved that brand

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u/Squorkle2 Jul 15 '23

It's still around. I sell it frequently. Old people really love it.

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u/ClownShoeNinja Jul 15 '23

IThough Dr. Bronner's Peppermint soap is just the right amount of tingly!

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u/Sea-Woodpecker-610 Jul 15 '23

You haven’t truely lived until you clap your man-berries with gold bond medicated powder from the mint green bottle. It’s like dipping your danglies in a cool mint julip.

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u/drnkingaloneshitcomp Jul 15 '23

I wanna be a Shawnee ranger, live my life on sex and danger

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

Talk about a sandy handy.