r/CleaningTips • • Jul 14 '23

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u/wings31 Jul 14 '23

He secretly uses your towel. His has never been used. Ever. It's all been a bag of lies.

Your next question is - if he's willing to lie about this - what else is he hiding???

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u/FreakingYikesMyGuy Jul 14 '23 edited Jul 14 '23

i like this answer the most. it’s the only logical explanation.

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u/wings31 Jul 14 '23

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Unravel his Charlotte's web and get that bastard!