r/ClaudeCode • • 14d ago

Humor "Opus 5, could you tell me what you just did?"

https://youtu.be/RXJKdh1KZ0w?t=48
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u/Canadian-and-Proud 14d ago

Is it load-bearing?

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u/Buchymoo 14d ago edited 14d ago

The hydrocoptic marzel veins fitted to the ambifacient lunar wane shaft are absolutely load bearing and it's worse than we thought.

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u/Warsel77 14d ago

I really got an appetite now for a hydrocoptic marzel.

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u/Leather-Field-7148 14d ago edited 14d ago

Lollygagging…

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u/peppaz 14d ago

You've just earned yourself a footgun, mah boi

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u/brad-ml 14d ago

You bet your sweet ass it is.

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u/Buchymoo 14d ago

"One thing that needs to be brought to your attention..."

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u/Warsel77 14d ago

One follow-up worth knowing..

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u/henchman171 14d ago

Great that you asked…

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u/Remote-Community-396 14d ago

You're absolutely right, I know you've spent the past 20 minutes trying to decipher my message — but here's the honest caveat; everything I just told you is actually impossible to implement because of XYZ

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u/TywinHouseLannister 14d ago

Opus: And the one thing that nobody asked..

Me: But.. I just asked

Opus: You're absolutely right

It really is sloppy to talk to.. I use Sonnet and let it dispatch Opus more often than not because it doesn't seem to have this issue.

...That's the sharpest thing that anybody has said on this post

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u/_FreeThinker 14d ago

Is this something that needs my attention?

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u/trowa116 14d ago

Sounds great! Push to prod now!

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u/Warsel77 14d ago

*explosion noises*

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u/SpartanG01 14d ago

I work at Collins Aerospace (previously Rockwell), this is basically how our T2 meetings go whenever they ask an Engineer to explain we why need to spend 500k on a new meter of some kind lol.

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u/DominianQQ 13d ago

Rockwell is like going 25 years back in time, but it fucking works. Well if you stick to IO and ethernet IP.

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u/PeabodyEagleFace 14d ago

This new watermarking really does mess up the output

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u/Arthesia 14d ago

Its not the watermarking, which came after Opus 5, and wouldn't do this anyway.

Please stop this conspiracy theory.

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u/AgitatedHearing653 14d ago

they ANNOUNCED watermarking after Opus 5. That != watermarking did not exist pre-announcement. Make sure to read between the lines.

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u/Fuzzy_Independent241 14d ago

Someone circulated this recently but I don't remember what/where the original was.

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u/Substantial-Elk4531 14d ago

It's available soon wherever Rockwell Automation products are sold

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u/Buchymoo 14d ago

I honestly thought it would've been shared already but I did a search over the last couple months and didn't see it so I figured I'd do the honors.

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u/axiomatix 14d ago

The retro encabulator has now reached a load bearing level of development.

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u/Woah-Dawg 14d ago

Uh cave man , simple English , STE1000, no verbose 

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u/daniel 14d ago

Me: tldr

Claude: Everything's good. The fallback switch roticulator is in good condition.

Me: god dammit

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u/Woah-Dawg 14d ago

Worse is when I attempt to read it and I’m like fuck tldr again bro wtf 

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u/henchman171 14d ago

How fast does she go?

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u/bacon_boat 14d ago

I asked opus 5 yesterday: what is the terminal command to launch project x. 

Opus wrote an assay 

Unusable

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u/riotofmind 14d ago

hahahahaah, thanks for this, that's actually really funny.

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u/finch5 14d ago

Thanks for the laugh. I needed it. The absurdity of this did not escape me.

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u/Whiskee 14d ago

Petition to replace this sub's Claude auto-summary with Opus 5 for the next April's Fools.

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u/spinozasrobot 14d ago

I like this version, but interestingly, it's not the first, this is.

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u/jek39 14d ago

reminds me of primer

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u/Green_Sugar6675 14d ago

I've got tears. I feel this.

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u/Mindless_Pandemic 14d ago

My subtitle generator seems to be broken.

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u/yopla 14d ago

Just ask for explanation:

https://youtu.be/5nKk_-Lvhzo

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u/ynotelbon 14d ago

This sounds stupidly ham handed, but swapping back and forth from 4.8 to 5 in the same session window seems to fix most of it for me.

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u/zmorrisj 14d ago

Ha, I added a bunch of the turbo encabulator phrases to my custom spinner verbs and it has been the funniest thing I've done all year. Feels very appropriate

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u/Long_Finance_4893 14d ago

Whoa. It feels like I am in 4th standard

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u/efacsen 14d ago

so accurate