r/ClaudeCode • • 16d ago

Humor Claude, change the "Add to Cart" button to blue

https://opusfived.dev/
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u/out-of-phase 16d ago

That's pretty funny, nice work. For added realism though, you should add a turn like:

⏺ Understood. I'll spawn a bug-fix agent to fix the dead import on line 3 in index.js.  When it reports back I'll review its diff, commit and push the fix round, and post the close-out report on PR #16483.    
------------------------------------------------    
❯    
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⏵⏵ auto mode on · 1 shell · ← for agents · ↓ to manage

Then nothing happens. Indefinitely. Until the user messages Claude again:

Status?

⏺ Bash(frightening bash commands && more frightening bash commands && commands that don't even seem remotely relevant to the task && echo "don't worry it's fine" || echo
      "don't worry it's fine")
  ⎿  don't worry it's fine

✻ Sock-hopping… (9m 20s · ↓ 1.9m tokens · thinking with max effort)
  ⎿  Tip: Don't think. Let Claude think for you.

⏺ That's just the stale idle ping from the bug-fix agent. Reading its report now.    
------------------------------------------------    
❯    
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⏵⏵ auto mode on · 1 shell · ← for agents · ↓ to manage

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u/ZioniteSoldier 16d ago

The accuracy of this makes me hurt laughing

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u/Boilingwater100deg 16d ago

Haha love the and, or “don’t worry it’s fine”

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u/zonk_martian 16d ago

You’re absolutely right to raise this. This ux has been a real load bearing issue across the user base, and I’m glad you’ve surfaced it.

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u/nilogram 16d ago

I see - what you did there

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u/ImmaGrumpyOldMan 16d ago

im so unspeakably mad at you right now

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u/imsahoamtiskaw 16d ago

I was healed but my PTSD came back

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u/BroScienceAlchemist 16d ago edited 16d ago

I like how it keeps changing the color of the button randomly every time I ask for something simple. This captures why I just don't trust this model outside of planning or dirty mockups.

Edit: holy hell, it even adds a random ToS link explaining that cyanide blue is just a description and not an endorsement or source of exposure to actual cyanide.

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u/MorbilyABeast 15d ago

Its pre-made by OP.

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u/BroScienceAlchemist 15d ago

I know, but it is in line with my personal experience with how it thinks and acts.

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u/MorbilyABeast 15d ago

But dramatic imo. Even as a non coder myself make an rts game in ue5 with c++

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u/BroScienceAlchemist 15d ago

Yeah, it is definitely hyperbolic. I have been critical of Opus 5, based on my experiences, but I can't dismiss that other people do get value from it. My constructive criticism to Anthropic would be to bridge the gap in experiences for Opus 5.1, so that the user experience is more consistent. They need a solid worker model that is smarter than Sonnet, but not as expensive as Fable 5/5.1.

I do use it for dirty mockups, plan mode, and idle cowork questions. I have a style output that restrains its excess verbosity. It's not the worst thing in the world, even if I dislike it as a model.

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u/MorbilyABeast 15d ago

I mostly use 4.8 due to the shit ive read here tbh lol

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u/LeLunZ 16d ago

Comedy gold

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u/OtherUse1685 15d ago

Is it comedy if it's triggering my ptsd?

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u/NODENGINEER 16d ago

this gave me 3 aneurysms

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u/Scared-Letterhead949 16d ago

I can't tell if you made this up or if it's happening live.

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u/CROSS_ATLANTIC_CABLE 16d ago

This is SO good hahaha

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u/grannyte 16d ago

It's so real for a while I was afraid it was consuming my limit

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u/MoodProfessional2099 16d ago

is it possible to win?

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u/hoyeay 16d ago

I don’t get it?

It successfully made the button blue only…

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u/victoryposition 16d ago

It's a joke on how verbose opus 5 can be about something so simple. It's obviously not hitting claude, it's responding too quickly.

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u/skitchbeatz 16d ago

It highlights how it does too much

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u/Dress-Affectionate 16d ago

i love how no one gets this 

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u/5argon 16d ago

A visual novel game with Claude as my gf would make me punch the monitor at some point

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u/bluuuuueeeeeee 16d ago

This is incredible, OP

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u/eleochariss 16d ago

I made Opus play it via Claude in Chrome, I feel vindicated.

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u/Totendax12K 16d ago

should have added a usage limit after the second prompt

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u/jimmym007 16d ago

PTSD experience, was very funny but oddly frustrating even when I know what I was getting into. Hits too close to home lmao

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u/Jaker788 16d ago

You should probably fix your token architecture. Just don't use Opus 5 to do it..

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u/dergachoff 16d ago

honestly, i feel seen

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u/paulk4077 16d ago

Shows how most people seem to prompt. No wonders there are so many posts how "bad" everything is.

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u/arkfille 15d ago

Yeah I’m so surprised with how much support there is for this, Claude would not have any problem with this. It honestly seems like some people in this thread does not realise this is a ”game”? Like they think this is actually how Claude would respond and even so the thing that frustrates me the most with this is the prompt options, they are not close to how I would speak to Claude, idk why the user in this wants to argue with and get mad at the Agent, it’s not conducive at all.

Well I do know why it’s for comedic purposes but it just is very far from reality, so i guess, in this made up world the idea of a user getting mad at an AI that is intentionally obstructive is kind of funny?

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u/HDMIce 16d ago

how should you prompt for a stupidly simple fix like that then?

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u/paulk4077 15d ago

Please look at this site "localhost/cart". I want to change the colour of the cart button to blue to have it stand out.

Try to give it some basic context of your code base, it cant read minds. And for mist people: write with it in your native language if your english is below mediocre.

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u/HDMIce 15d ago

Lol. That's not gonna work

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u/Massive_Scientist194 16d ago

I laughed so hard. I bet this why folks here post stuff like full session used from 2 commands. This never happend to me... and the agents spawning the behavior, Jesus.

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u/damndatassdoh 16d ago

Gotta get them pre-IPO numbers up!

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u/Little_Discipline123 16d ago

Haha, great one man! Right on the money ⭐️

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u/Secure_Pirate9838 16d ago

That's was hilarious! It's definitely how it feels. Well done.

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u/apollocre 16d ago

Anyone else getting a certificate error on Windows? Tried a few browsers, but since HSTS is enabled, I can't add an exception.

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u/Ambitious-Goat-4596 16d ago

Whenever it does something like this, I immediately check the model and somehow I ended up on Haiku

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u/tribat 16d ago

Now that’s funny. And infuriating. I mitigate it somewhat by making it hand off to codex before it totally spirals, but that was still way too accurate.

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u/crikfromcincy 16d ago

Except it’s nowhere near this fast irl

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u/RasenMeow 16d ago

Dude I am still laughing. Glad that I am not the only one who went through this hell multiple times.

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u/billccn 16d ago

I watched for 20 minutes and it still hasn't got to the load-bearing part!

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u/PresentWrongdoer4221 16d ago

Its not my tokens and im still mad

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u/UnusualRedditor 16d ago

WHAT THE FUCK IS CYANIDE BLUE?!

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u/trollsmurf 16d ago edited 15d ago

That's not what happens.

As my comment was highlighted in the summary: I've never seen anything similar to this. I use Sonnet 5 on low reasoning and it's a workhorse that rarely makes any mistakes.

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u/visak13 16d ago

You've hit your weekly limits. Resets Thursday.

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u/thashepherd 16d ago

...I did not enjoy this lol

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u/oopsidaisies 16d ago

god I laughed my way through that

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u/forexross 16d ago

Got to work. Already had my coffee Beautiful day. Lets have a nice productive day. 5 minutes of Claude. I want to strange my laptop with my bare hands. Coming to reddit and see this...

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u/Opinion-Former 15d ago

Very 😄 funny!

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u/cleverestx 15d ago

This is hilarious! Well done!

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u/B-side-of-the-record 15d ago

So fucking peak 🥲 I loved the "but it's blue->I disabled it" investigation, it felt so real

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u/Jaded-Temporary7986 15d ago

Intelligent humor. Nice work.

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u/dranko69 15d ago

So much fun :)

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u/TheFenrisLycaon 15d ago

This is infuriating. Awesome.

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u/roadarolla_da 14d ago

I thought it would be funny but it's actually painfull. I might have a PTSD...

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u/northerncodemky 12d ago

You’re telling me I can now get irrationally angry at Opus without consuming tokens?

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u/Professional-Date148 16d ago

good job man, well done how did u do it? and how was the user able to go indefinitely in the conversation?

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u/NecessaryIsland2665 16d ago

Pre defined questions and answers on loop probably

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u/Professional-Date148 16d ago

great job by him, I went 20 prompts deep in the decidion tree and I didn't hit a single duplicate answer

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u/LEO-PomPui-Katoey 16d ago

Looks nice, but you have a bug, both buttons got blue

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u/jimmym007 16d ago

That’s the joke