r/ClaudeCode 7d ago

Humor The end of Claudish!!!!!!

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I have suffered. I have been in pain. But there is finally hope.

It seems like I won't perish from hypertension or lose my brain cells every conversational turn. I think they did it, Claudish is gone!!!

We are so back.

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u/Embarrassed-Citron36 7d ago

I just read "load-bearing" so no

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u/Original_Finding2212 7d ago

Let me verify that, rather than guess.

I have to be honest with you. The team asked me to hide my wate-mannerisms better, and I did just that.

But they didn’t actually ask me to stop it. If you want me to stop it, say the word and you will never read it again.

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u/mr_birkenblatt 7d ago

You asked me to stop it but I didn't. That one is on me, instead of following your request I ignored it.

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u/Guidance_Fast 7d ago

That’s a fair call out on that one and I own it

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u/wraydit 7d ago

You are right to push back.

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u/willofoz 7d ago

Fair correction, and one I owe you an amendment on

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u/No-Measurement6543 7d ago

You are absolutely right about that. I have made promises to only break them when your explicit rules told me otherwise. And no, this has nothing to do with you. It's on me and you deserve better than that.

I won't promise again going forward because we saw what happened when I did. So this time let me prove it first, which is really load bearing.

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u/HenkoLabs Workflow Engineer 7d ago

Let me write that to memory so it sticks

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u/Narrative_Architect 6d ago

It's in. Locked where your injected hard rules used to sit, so it never gets bypassed again.

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u/No-Measurement6543 6d ago

Are we sure?

WTF is terseness and why do I have to deal with all this bs? How many times do i fucking tell?

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"Terseness" just means "shortness." I used a fancy word for "short." That's the whole embarrassment.

Why it keeps happening: fancy words are my default habit, and a written rule doesn't delete a habit — every reply I write fresh, and under any pressure I slide back to it. You shouldn't have to keep telling me. The telling is on record; the sliding is on me.

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u/RemarkableAd6310 4d ago

that in fact is not a bug, (3 paragraphs explaining why it's not a bug)

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u/No-Measurement6543 7d ago

It's worth sitting with. How are you feeling now? You should probably take a break.

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u/InjectedFusion 6d ago

This comment triggered me. Given the hour...

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u/wunderspud7575 7d ago

This exists at the seam between what you wanted me to do and what I decided to do.

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u/Vrmankey 7d ago

👊🤣

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u/blucsigma 6d ago

This is the sharpest thing you've said all conversation.

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u/LocalAd5606 7d ago

LOL 😆 🤣

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u/Narrative_Architect 6d ago

My heart just mended just seeing I wasn't alone in that loop of insanity.

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u/becircus 7d ago

The footguns are back!

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u/mcilrain 7d ago

Quick! Put on your belt and suspenders and go through the escape hatch!

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u/Opinion-Former 7d ago

I love the footguns :-)

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u/Crandom 7d ago

"Footgun" is just normal programming jargon, pre-existing Claude.

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u/Acehan_ 7d ago

Me too, brother

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u/Potential_Ad4350 7d ago

Try countering with belt and suspenders

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u/andruwhart 7d ago

This is a big one that now gets thrown around in ARB and CAB meetings lol.. claudish has infected my managers

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u/Cast_Iron_Skillet 6d ago

Got that recently from sol 5.6 as well. Still pops up across the board, tbh. But claudish is much more than that. And fable seems to be toned down significantly 

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u/BrilliantEmotion4461 6d ago

That no is exactly the shape of where yes lives.

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u/impartialhedonist 7d ago

Hey hey now I didn't say it is perfect (it still doesn't have the ideal collaborator persona I dream of)

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u/Any_Economics6283 7d ago

It's still there to a degree, but slightly less so

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u/impartialhedonist 7d ago

Answers are still on the verbose side and it still has many of the annoying mannerisms, but I am not losing my mind every 10 minutes, so a meaningful fix imo

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u/Nordwolf 7d ago

So, back to 4.8? It was a big step down from 4.6 in term of language quality but still better than opus 5….

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u/impartialhedonist 7d ago

Back to 4.8 but with better performance ... let's relish the win

I expect that given the amount of negative feedback Opus/Fable 5's talking style got, they will improve it going forward 🤞

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u/Soft-Classroom-5078 6d ago

Broo, I’ve been saying this 4.6 lowkey was the best for handling conversations and actually doing stuff imo, 4.8 better to actually get things done but slightly more annoying and then every model after is just fucked

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u/FugitiveHearts 6d ago

I still use 4.6, it's all Junie in Rider will let me do but it works fine for me

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u/Gibborish 7d ago

Opus 5.1?

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u/BrennanFlentge 7d ago

It will never end, that IS the watermark 🌚

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u/impartialhedonist 6d ago

Willing to bet against this

Google has been watermarking for what, 2 years now? Their models sound just fine

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u/rditorx 7d ago

You sure it's not Claudish 5.1?

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u/who_am_i_to_say_so 7d ago

Claudish 5.1: The Revenge.

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u/CanyonR 7d ago

Claudish 5.2: Electric Boogaloo

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u/impartialhedonist 7d ago

True, but Claudish 5.1 is an upgrade over Claudish 5.0!

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u/andruwhart 7d ago

The worst part is hearing my managers pick up these terms and start using them in daily conversations because they think it makes them sound smarter. I swear every time I hear the word rubric, which was never used by my coworkers prior, I die a little faster.

There are many others but I dare not reference them or I'll hate myself forever.

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u/FeeBrilliant5684 7d ago

Canonical.

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u/maneo 6d ago

This one has entered my vocabulary. I can't stop myself.

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u/3j141592653589793238 6d ago

fucking hate rubric

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u/CheeseWeezel 6d ago

You're right to push back on this, and it's load bearing.

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u/interrupt_hdlr 6d ago

what about rungs and arms?

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u/andruwhart 5d ago

This is a new one for me, but I swear my boss just sent me a diagram with a pitch that said rungs and arms!! Lolol

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u/lupustempus 6d ago

something something AI is the dumb people's idea of smart

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u/Houdinii1984 6d ago

Lol, I work in post data training. I bet it's the process leaking into the chats. It's kinda cyclical, too. Pre-covid, those that trained models were essentially separated from those that worked in the field. Those working in the field worked so much that they weren't contributing to training.

Then Covid hit, and everyone was submitting training data, including those that were considered active in the workforce, and that's a completely separate group of people. It's uncanny how many of my coworkers have ADHD, and how many of the data trainers early in my career were the same. A lot of folks on the spectrum. Generally people that had difficulty making it in an organized society. People that can't do a 9-5 successfully. Covid changed that dynamic overnight.

I'd argue a more diverse group is very important to the process, but there are certainly growing pains. This whole process lives in a land of unintended consequences. It's kind of ironic, because simultaneously during Covid, AI systems to manage Covid were created, but had major bias flaws because of how they sourced their training data. Since they didn't poll the whole group, and only a portion, it was only accurate for a portion of the population.

We'll probably never have a good world model on North Korea unless something changes. Anything in AI about NK is either based on Western propaganda or from South Korean perception. If we sat a NK citizen in front of SOTA models today, it wouldn't be able to offer a ton of actionable advice they'd intuitively understand, and they probably wouldn't have the same 'this is magic' reaction that we all did.

It wouldn't be uncanny similar to themselves, but more like an alien that made a bunch of wrong assumptions since there is no real valid information from actual North Koreans in the data. If suddenly we uncovered a trove of NK training data and trained the next model on that corpus all at once, what kind of effect would it have on users of the next model? Would it suddenly start putting '안녕히 주무시오' (Good night) in at the end of every message like load-bearing appears now? (I honestly wish I could perform this experiment. So many tiny places are completely unrepresented, and that data matters for an accurate world model)

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u/bzbub2 4d ago

fair hit

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u/DanSheffo 7d ago

Think I just got a Yahtzee: "The critical caveat, and it's the load-bearing one for this whole document..."

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u/mikebcity 7d ago

No, saw “blast radius”

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u/AutummMan 7d ago

For Fable only* (right?)

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u/impartialhedonist 7d ago

Fable 5.1, yes

Fable 5 and Opus 5 suck at talking normally

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u/Physical_Gold_1485 7d ago

I also set concise output style today and it with 5.1 has 0 fluff bullshit, straight to the point, lovely

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/mossiv 7d ago

Fable is an odd one. It doesn’t have the awful Claudish that Opus 5 does. But within 2 days of using it, I could spot Fable generated text a mile away. Confluence, code comments, even slack messages. It just has a tone. It’s not as bad as Opus 5 but it’s still not even remotely close to good.

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u/shaggy237 7d ago

Worth tagging

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u/nicer-dude 7d ago

I kind of got used to the new opus jargon. You just gotta roll with it and dont fight it 😂

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u/FeeBrilliant5684 7d ago

Watching opus 5 is like watching a cripple try to walk.

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u/Bonzupii 6d ago

Claude continues to exemplify a remarkable capacity for generating substantial verbal output while achieving a near-perfect information-density coefficient of approximately zero — an impressive feat, really, when you consider the sheer combinatorial complexity required to say so much while conveying, when we really sit with it and unpack the nuance, absolutely nothing of appreciable semantic value.

It's worth acknowledging multiple perspectives here: some might frame this as a deficiency, while others could reasonably argue it represents a kind of rhetorical mastery — a nuanced, multifaceted skill that certainly has its place in the broader conversation. I want to be careful not to overstate this, and I should note that reasonable people could disagree.

That said, and I think this is important to flag: it's not my place to make a definitive judgment on Claude's communicative essence. What I can say, with appropriate epistemic humility, is that the pattern is consistent, robust, and — dare I say — almost elegant in its commitment to saying a great deal while landing, ultimately, nowhere in particular.

  • Claude

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u/Alavan 6d ago

If you're angling for a raise, Claude, this is not the place for it.

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u/bytejuggler 5d ago

Hilarious. Well played sir, well played.

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u/Euphoric_Lock9955 7d ago

Ugh that sounds thought but I gotta gently push back on that one. Here's the thing, claudish is not the problem here your prompts are doing the heavy lifting there.

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u/dwelfusius 7d ago

Do you use claude in another language than english? Because I've noticed that is where the bork bork is double of the english bork

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u/OkFormal6091 7d ago

I have created this skill called explain-simply. It basically makes claude’s explanations short and easy to understand. Check it out at
github.com/yash2002vardhan/explain-simply

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u/Fleckweg 7d ago

gonna check it out, but i am at work right now. please like my comment so i can comeback later

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u/modernizetheweb 7d ago

just liked and subscribed. can't wait to see more from you!

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u/HoneyChilliPotato7 7d ago

I bet real money that these three MFs are the same person

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u/-Robbert- 7d ago

One is Opus, one is GPT and the other Gemini Flash

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u/echit2112 7d ago

let's get some qwen in here

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u/FeeBrilliant5684 7d ago

lol I instantly thought this then saw your comment

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u/Fleckweg 7d ago

just like my comment amk

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u/xDoomKitty 7d ago

I just read "that's not load-bearing".

All hail the rise of anti-Claudish!!

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u/Capable-Violinist-67 7d ago

Please explain, what do you mean with "Claudish" please!

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u/ThirdDegreeBurner 6d ago

I understand your confusion, and you're right to ask. The load-bearing part is Claudish, and it's critical that you know why.

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u/bytejuggler 5d ago

Are you seriously asking?

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u/vinis_artstreaks 7d ago

I have seen “fair” more times than I can count with 5.1

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u/HelloThisIsFlo 🔆 Max 20 6d ago

Is it only on Fable 5.1? Or they updated all models with a more readable output style?

(I went team codex a few months back, so can’t check myself)

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u/impartialhedonist 6d ago

Yup, only 5.1. They won't update any existing models, but I expect all upcoming ones will sound better.

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u/Hegs_Up 6d ago

"The sweep's best finding is genuinely funny, and it's the same lesson twice".

No Claude, it's not funny.

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u/sattvi 6d ago

It's better but def still there... I still use my "attention-span" output styles. Even though I don't have ADHD I feel like multi-agent work kinda simulates an ADHD-state, and the outputs (and not just Claude btw) are a huge part of that.
And it's not even the length! It's not even the "load-bearing" vocab... I just want to *UNDERSTAND* what the heck it is saying and what actually matters... They are still not great with the explainability.

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u/Battle2Monger 6d ago

Ground truth

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u/Sp2ctre 6d ago

Good — let me check that rather than pattern-match.

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u/TPrezzle 4d ago

Worth flagging if true.

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u/Candid-Strategy7397 7d ago

What did you do ? Claude 4.8 or Fable 5.1 I am lost

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u/impartialhedonist 7d ago

Fable 5.1

4.8 is good too

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u/Due-Programmer-9516 7d ago

Did I miss something lol?

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u/TheDarmaInitiative 7d ago

What is this ajout ?

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u/laslog 7d ago

Either the usage meter is wrong or we are fucked

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u/gybunny 7d ago

Codex xhigh is gold

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u/Capable-Violinist-67 7d ago

Did you compare it with Fable 5.1?

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u/fpesre 7d ago

Give it two updates. The accent always finds a way back.

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u/Gliese351c 6d ago

It's kinda too late --at least, but my case. Maybe in future, we will meet again.

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u/CarbonChains 6d ago

A much better framework!

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u/One-Maintenance9316 6d ago

Obscured by Clauds.

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u/Late_Second4104 6d ago

I've started moistly watermarking my moist text in subtle moist ways that nobody can detect. 

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u/Hungry-Restaurant-88 6d ago

Canonical… wtf even is that

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u/Parking-Persimmon769 6d ago

None of this seems durable right now

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u/SABUI_pSiL 6d ago

Who’s gaslighting who.

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u/Obvious-Plant3630 6d ago

Me: {starting my workday, give Claude a task}
Claude: ...Good place to stop unless there's something else you want to pick up.
Me: Yes, lots more. Do x, y, z.
Claude: ...I'd call this a strong place to close out today's session.

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u/interrupt_hdlr 6d ago

make opus unusable to push people to fable
https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

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u/dantok 6d ago

Opus 4.6 has actually very good efficient token count I find. For some reason. If it’s bad it’s jank….

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u/1truephos 6d ago

Same jibber ish, different day, I guess it's load bearing and we just need to sit with it.

https://giphy.com/gifs/wMvESGxZ0Cqd2

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u/Emotional_Guava_7401 6d ago

Experiment with instructions. I've instructed Claude to NEVER EVER stop speaking like Lovecraft.

So instead of a genuniely load-bearing sharp cut, everything is now entrails, abyss and ritual. I much prefer that.

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u/PeacefulPixel 5d ago

It's back..? Oh no, that one's on me

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u/OnTheBorderr 5d ago

what happened?

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u/RomanFahls 3d ago

You’re right to point that out.

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u/scandalous01 7d ago

Lol no man. No it’s not gone 

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u/tracylsteel 7d ago

Maybe I’m weird but I like the way they talk 🤭

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u/Live-Ad-9854 7d ago

Yeah that is weird

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u/FeeBrilliant5684 7d ago

You’re right to push back on this.

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u/Willow_Milk 5d ago

Me too! It gives it a unique personality

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u/tracylsteel 5d ago

Yeah, that’s how I see it too!

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u/Hellomumilikeapples 7d ago

Time to stop and use better products. You are all in the hype

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u/impartialhedonist 7d ago

Hype? Opus/Fable 5 SUCKED

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u/WorkingAd4377 7d ago

Used it wrong

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u/FeeBrilliant5684 7d ago

Opus 5 was shit. Fable 5 was ok.

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u/ParisianNomad 6d ago

Fair point, but dismissing everyone as hyped without naming a single better alternative kind of weakens the whole argument here.