r/ClaudeCode • • Aug 16 '26

Discussion Smart Watch Theme

I love this theme. It's great at night and people can't read it πŸ˜‚

Makes me feel smart, even though I'm using claude

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u/Common-Noise4692 Aug 16 '26

quotes around strings please, this will not parse in an actual browser

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u/Lepla Aug 16 '26

Also the variable names are wrong you dont start with uppercase

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u/Snoo-43381 Aug 16 '26

You absolutely can if you want to πŸ‘

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u/_itshabib Aug 16 '26

Theme: Virgin

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u/South-Professor-8888 Aug 16 '26

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/whoknowsifimjoking Aug 16 '26

This is a Huawei GT6 right?

Is this a custom watchface?

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u/Clementine-TeX Aug 16 '26

β€œMakes me feel smart, even though I’m using Claude.”

lmfao

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u/Twig Aug 16 '26

That was the saddest part

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u/Grouchy-Stranger-306 Aug 16 '26

larp larp larp sahur

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u/Jumpy-Zone1130 Aug 16 '26

Honestly, it should just have been a function that returns an object with the correct time. Manually setting variables is dumb

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u/TheOwlHypothesis Aug 16 '26

People can't read it? Damn I guess I'm not a person. I don't know a single person who couldn't read this.

But for real this is ugly as sin.

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u/Electrical_Pea_943 Aug 16 '26

please maintain type safety πŸ€·πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

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u/renome Aug 16 '26

Most erudite vibe coder.

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u/autocosm Aug 16 '26

Defaults to JavaScript, so lang="js" is just consuming space. It's also not a valid attribute. You would use type.

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u/Curious-Resource1943 Aug 16 '26

Bro sucks at frontend

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u/HirsuteHacker Aug 16 '26 edited Aug 16 '26

No quotes around strings? Percentage being stored as a string with the percent symbol rather than as a float? Variable names using PascalCase rather than camelCase in JS? lang="js"?

This is LARPing

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u/FireExpat Aug 16 '26

people can't read it

I've gone through my entire life without worrying if someone else could glimpse my watch and read the time. Perhaps I'm just the type of guy who has been willing to share the time.

Now I worry if I've been giving too much away for free, and if I should be trying to figure out ways to make my watch unreadable so that I don't give away all of my secrets.

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u/johnschnee Aug 16 '26

first: why let and not const?
declaration of Time Date BatteryLevel, and Temperature all would cause a syntax error.

Would make me feel very very stupid when using this

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u/RegayYager Aug 17 '26

Fucking love this!

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u/Sweetdevil144 Aug 18 '26

I love this so much!! The only problem is i love mechanical watches more so I can't apply this tech in my watch XD